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 Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 7:04 pm
And that 90% of all statistics are made up.
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Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 7:05 pm
"You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair."
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Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 7:09 pm
"I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly..."
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Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 7:18 pm
"My God, what is that smell? Oh."
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Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 7:19 pm
"That's the smell of desire my lady."
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Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 7:20 pm
"God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food. Oh, excuse me."
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Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 7:24 pm
"You know, desire smells like that to some people"
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Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 7:25 pm
"We need you. Hell, I need you. I'm a mess without you. I miss you so damn much. I miss being with you, I miss being near you. I miss your laugh. I miss your scent; I miss your musk. When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together."
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Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 7:27 pm
"Panda Watch. The mood is tense; I have been on some serious, serious reports but nothing quite like this. I uh... Ching... King is inside right now. I tried to get an interview with him, but they said no, you can't do that he's a live bear, he will literally rip your face off."
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Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 7:31 pm
"Hey, you're making me look stupid. Get out of here, Panda Jerk."
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Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 7:33 pm
"I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up."
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Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 7:35 pm
"Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight."
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Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 7:36 pm
"No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good."
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Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 7:37 pm
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Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 7:41 pm
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