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 Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 6:12 pm
"I suppose so," Felix commented. Really, he hadn't noticed. Thing had been moving pretty quickly since that battle against the Blecks... except this past half an hour. For some reason, that felt like it was taking weeks. You'd have thought a doom-saying fortune teller would be a bit more interesting. "That's a very interesting sapling." It was a tree sapling, after all. That was purple. Oh gods-I-don't-believe-in, boredom...
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Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 6:15 pm
"There's a slug on it," she bluntly said, poking the slug with a stick. "H-hey Felix..? I have a question. Can slugs bleed?"
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Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 6:20 pm
"Yes," Felix answered promptly. "All animals bleed. That's one of the things that sets them apart from plants." He paused. "Just don't expect it to look an awful lot like blood..."
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Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 6:25 pm
Once again she poked it. "I think Jeff is dead." Jeff being the name she gave the little slug who looked more deceased then anything. Using the same stick to dig a little hole she placed the slug in the hole and then made it into a little burial site. Lilium crawled on the ground for a moment before finding a small flower and a rock. She took out a small paint set and wrote "RIP Jeff" in large letters before placing it at the head of the grave placing the flower below the rock. "I miss Jeff."
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Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 6:28 pm
"Who?" Felix asked absently, thumbing through a small, black notebook he'd gotten out whilst Lilium was doing this. Hm, need to correct that, horn of Dyaphagos does not contain magnesium after all... He took out a little pencil and made the alteration.
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Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 6:31 pm
"Jeff.. Jeff was the slug I found."
(Sorry for the one liner.. I'm just really.. Uhh. Brain dead.)
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Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 6:32 pm
"Oh." A pause. "I'm out of slug's tails. Can I have Jeff's?"
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Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 1:28 pm
Zen cow demands more plot development, for Zen Cow is the center of peace and serenity. Kal slowly walked over to Felix and poke it. He was bored and well talking with Felix was always fun. "Stop being boring, and do or say something funny, Alchemist! I am tired of just...bleh..."
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Posted: Sun May 30, 2010 3:56 pm
Felix turned and gave Kal a short glare. "No," he answered. "I refuse." So instead he then went up to Sinclair, suddenly inspired by the power of holy-s**t-Sinclair's-RPer-finally-got-on-let's-get-this-s**t-MOVING. "Old man, what is it we need to do?"
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Posted: Sun May 30, 2010 3:58 pm
Sinclair shrugged. "That's a good question, all I can tell you right now is your future...".
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Posted: Sun May 30, 2010 4:37 pm
Felix started at him flatly. "... let's try this again," he said, before inhaling and then yelling, "MOVE THIS ******** PLOT ON BEFORE I DIE OF OLD AGE ENOUGH TIMES TO BREAK THIS PHILOSOPHER'S STONE INSIDE OF ME." He turned to the others. "Right, none of you but Bryce heard that, alright?"
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Posted: Sun May 30, 2010 4:38 pm
Sinclair sighs... "Fine... BY THE POWERS INVESTED IN ME BY GRANDFATHER NURGLE I MOVE THIS PLOT ALONG". SOmething plot moving happens... OOH SHINY.
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Posted: Sun May 30, 2010 4:43 pm
There was then a sigh from behind Felix. "Stand aside, young alchemist, let a professional handle this..." a cultured voice spoke, before Kojirou shoved past Felix and thwacked Sinclair with the flat of his katana hard enough to knock the old seer down to the ground, possibly senseless. "Right then, chaps!" he declared brightly, turning back to the team of heroes. "Basically, the deal is, we've got Blecks causing problems on each of the four continents of Endrax and you've got to sort them out. Why you? Because we say so. Oldie here might be able to give you a better reason if he decides to start doing his job properly now." Having said that, he glanced down at Sinclair. "Shall I carry on, or do you want to make that decision now?"
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Posted: Sun May 30, 2010 4:46 pm
Sinclair yelped and fell backwards when the long hard steel of Koji slapped him upside the head. He ranted about blecks and how it was their job to deal with them. "Fine fine, I'll go with this ragtag bunch of misfits and assist them... "
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Posted: Sun May 30, 2010 4:50 pm
Kojirou blinked. "Oh. If you want then." He shrugged. "Guess I dealt with all the exposition after all. Oh well. So yeah, go deal with the Blecks. Any order you like, oldie should be able to give you the low-down on whichever problem you deal with first. Now, toodles~" And with that, he burst merrily out through the fourth wall.
Felix was by this point already sitting on a rock, rubbing his temples in woe at the sheer illogicality of it all.
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