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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 2:11 pm
Anachoreta Granted, but, since many peoples' ideas of hell include things such as Jigglypuff vs. Sesame Street pr0n, you go insane and spend the rest of your life living off rats in a supermarket. (what?) Forgot to make a wish. And in turn, you get set on fire. "D
I wish I didn't have to go practice today.
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 3:45 pm
You get to skip practice, but that day, a semi crashes into your house and casuses you extensive damage and injuries. At the same time, a bag of money falls from the sky outside of practice where your/parents car would have been parked.
I wish I could understand women (Oh, gawd...)
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:59 pm
Rassen You get to skip practice, but that day, a semi crashes into your house and casuses you extensive damage and injuries. At the same time, a bag of money falls from the sky outside of practice where your/parents car would have been parked. I wish I could understand women (Oh, gawd...) Granted, but your new found power not only makes you go insane (women are crazy!), but also makes you gain twenty pounds from all the chocolate you have the uncontrollable urge to consume. Why would you want to understand women anyway? It would just make you sad, I guarantee you. I wish it wasn't so damn hot outside!
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 6:47 pm
Granted, but it's only slightly less hot and you feel no difference.
I wish I had food already.
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 6:57 pm
kityychiu Granted, but it's only slightly less hot and you feel no difference. I wish I had food already. Granted, you get you're food but it's food poison,
I wish my art style was more realistic.
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 7:30 pm
Podkayne of Mars I wish my art style was more realistic. Granted, but then your art is hated by all and frowned upon by society for being so utterly disgusting.
I wish I didn't have braces anymore.
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Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 7:09 pm
Naruto Hokage #1 Anachoreta Granted, but it's full of ground glass and mealworms. I wish I had a smoke. Granted but it was filled with crack. You're addicted to crack and now have cancer. I wish I could make the world a hell hole I would grant it but your very presence make it true already! xp
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Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 8:54 pm
Tank13 I would grant it but your very presence make it true already! xp .. You didn't make a wish. scream
I wish people would follow instructions.
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Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 9:37 pm
granted but then instructions to jump off a high mountain are given and no one survives
I wish I owned a monkey foot
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Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 11:49 pm
Granted, but it eats babies, so you're never allowed into a hospital. So you get sick and explode.
I wish my friggin' AIM would work.
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Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 3:05 pm
granted but a friend gets mad at you and IM's you a virius.
I wish I could be at wal mart everyday ^^ (and not for the reason of shopping...)
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Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 4:13 pm
hidden_wings granted but a friend gets mad at you and IM's you a virius. I wish I could be at wal mart everyday ^^ (and not for the reason of shopping...) Granted, but then you have terrible nightmares consisting of a huge, yellow happy face and awful loops of music.
I wish I could keep all of my new kitties.
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Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 7:51 pm
Kitsune Kami hidden_wings granted but a friend gets mad at you and IM's you a virius. I wish I could be at wal mart everyday ^^ (and not for the reason of shopping...) Granted, but then you have terrible nightmares consisting of a huge, yellow happy face and awful loops of music.
I wish I could keep all of my new kitties.Granted, but they're actually wild Cougars and will grow up to eat you, and your family. I wish I had num-chuck skills.
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Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 8:02 pm
granted but then you are called out by a numchuck master and get killed.
I wish I had all the south park box sets
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Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 10:31 pm
hidden_wings granted but then you are called out by a numchuck master and get killed. I wish I had all the south park box sets Granted, but you are now stuck with Kenny's luck.. You die every single day.
I wish I could play my guitar better.
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