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 Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 7:15 am
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Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 7:15 am
::gates in::
stressed
::Finds Hellboy passed out in a booth::
Zeta-jerk!
::leaves one of his business cards::
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Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 7:16 am
*Watches Tenzil with vague interest.*
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Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 7:22 am
You know, I would totally challenge you to a guitar battle right now, but I'm here in a business capacity.
Frankly, I'd like to sue this guy for everything he has, but Brainy's not pressing charges. He tells me that if anyone causes trouble for Hellboy, I'm to offer to represent him.
stressed
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Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 7:24 am
I will take a, what is it you mortals call it- rain cheque, on the condition that you do not spend the entire battle tuning your guitar.
*Gets up and starts examining the liquor bottles, looking for something interesting.*
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Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 7:29 am
Ring says you're Loki, though I hate to break it to you-it looks like you've caught Grandin Gender Reversal Disease.
You're into ironic punishments, aren't you? Can't you do something to this big bully to make him regret his evil ways?
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Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 7:34 am
I am a shapeshifter, it is nothing... nevermind. Yes, I am fond of ironic punishments, but I do not do so out of any kind of righteous sense of justice. Were that true, I would likely punish both him and your green comrade.
*Settles on a bottle of Jack Daniels, setting it on the bartop.*
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Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 7:37 am
Considering Brainy's in a coma, I'd say he's been punished enough for trying to help the big red zorker.
: biggrin umps a shaker full of salt on Hellboy::
I totally did that on purpose.
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Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 7:42 am
*Finds a glass, squinting into the bottom before finally setting it down and dumping a pair of ice cubes in it, garnishing with a liberal amount of Jack.*
How is it that the zeitgeist of what is righteous among your ilk has shifted so far that it is nearly indistinguishable from one such as Osborn?
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Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 7:44 am
Tell you what, Loki. You keep your English at a level my poor broken translator can handle, and I'll keep talking in nice, understandable Interlac instead of Bismollian.
Because the translator just said you compared the Legion to a serial killer. confused
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Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 7:49 am
*Uses the soda gun to fill the glass.*
If that is too harsh a medicine for you, then I will allow Tony Stark, whose fall into iniquity has been quite delicious to watch. Do you deny that your Brainiac 5 has been manipulating the physiology of the people here without their knowledge? That he has reduced some among you to tools, to be used as pieces on a chessboard?
*Takes a sip.*
It may be that you mortals prefer to toil in this dreary shade of grey into which you have fallen, but I prefer my darkness.
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Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 7:53 am
Manipulating physiology? Is this about the nanoprobes? Oh sprood, you can't tell me that my friend is dying because of a NOMENCLATURE misunderstanding?!
Nanoprobes shore up white blood cell defenses. We inject them into prenatal infants to prevent disease. Then they go inert and break down. That's ALL they do.
Sweet mother of Pepcid, Brainy's in a coma because he gave a guy our equivalent of children's aspirin...
::Sits down at the bar, stunned::
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Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 7:55 am
*Breaks into a grin, and then starts to laugh, setting down his drink so as not to spill it.*
What was it you were saying about irony?
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Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 7:56 am
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Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 7:57 am
*Winks at Nico, going back to his drink.*
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