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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 8:23 pm
So, naturally, you want ME to perform a radical, life-threatening operation that I believe in your time would be referred to as "The Keith Richards Treatment."
rolleyes
Forget it. They'll cycle through your system, break down in about another half a year and be expelled like any dead blood cells. You've dealt with them just fine in the interim, and I note a lack of suffering from any respiratory disease, despite your constant inhalation of carcinogens.
You can break all of the bones in my body, but there is zero chance of me putting your life at risk for a pointless operation just because you have a phobia.
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 8:25 pm
Trickster Loki Laufeyson *Begins the opening riff to Welcome to the Jungle, amplifying it with magic to shake the floorboards.* So. You, ahh. Heard Chinese Democracy?
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 8:25 pm
Simmons is notable only for his harem.
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 8:29 pm
Trickster Loki Laufeyson Simmons is notable only for his harem. Deceitful lies! He may not be a great usician, but Kiss has a rather cool stage show.
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 8:29 pm
Lex Joseph Luthor Trickster Loki Laufeyson *Begins the opening riff to Welcome to the Jungle, amplifying it with magic to shake the floorboards.* So. You, ahh. Heard Chinese Democracy? *Switches to the oddly Slipknot-esque Shackler's Revenge.*
I prefer the classic material. We jam now, yes?
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 8:29 pm
::Holds herself up on her staff watching Hellboy and Brainiac converse::
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 8:30 pm
Bored now....
*wanders off*
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 8:30 pm
Querl Dox So, naturally, you want ME to perform a radical, life-threatening operation that I believe in your time would be referred to as "The Keith Richards Treatment."
rolleyes
Forget it. They'll cycle through your system, break down in about another half a year and be expelled like any dead blood cells. You've dealt with them just fine in the interim, and I note a lack of suffering from any respiratory disease, despite your constant inhalation of carcinogens.
You can break all of the bones in my body, but there is zero chance of me putting your life at risk for a pointless operation just because you have a phobia. .........you smug son of a b***h. stare
nnNRRRAAAAAAAAGH! *flings Brainy with all of his might into the wall behind the bar-top, smashing him into the shelves of bottles adorning it*
*silently steps forward, reaches past the wet glass now on the counter top, and grabs three bottles of rum, one of which he chugs away immediately. He discards it with a sound of shattering glass, and retreats to a nearby chair to finish the rest*
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 8:32 pm
eek Oh MY GOD.
::Runs over to Brainiac Five:: Are you okay?!
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 8:33 pm
Ignorant batwitch...
::Bleeds green all over the floor::
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 8:34 pm
Querl Dox Ignorant batwitch...
::Bleeds green all over the floor:: Oh my God... You're bleeding..
::conjures a pink towel and holds it against his wounds::
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 8:35 pm
::Gates in::... Hey Al-
..QUERL!
::Runs over to him::
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 8:36 pm
*Wanders in, and glances round.* Red guy fighting green guy. This might be a weird-a** night.
Gimme a drink.
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 8:37 pm
::sits up, slowly::
I feel bad for the BPRD doctor. Did you rip his arms off when you got your booster shots?
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 8:38 pm
*Flies into the bistro within five km/h of the sound barrier, smashing in from behind the mirror, whizzing inches over Lex's head and hitting Hellboy like a rocket.*
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