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 Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 8:02 pm
Let's everyone clam down an' try to settle our problems without blowin' each other's brains out. Kay?
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 8:03 pm
*Appears in a cloud of smoke and a power chord.*
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 8:03 pm
Oh, he's not going to blow my brains out.
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 8:05 pm
Querl Dox Have you considered getting counseling for your technophobia? It really must be a burden on your team if they ever upgrade their technology. I wonder the rain of terror you must have brought down when TV went to color...
I've fallen out of PLANES. Jetpacks have EXPLODED on my back.
Guns have BLOWN UP in my ******** HAND. I've never been able to count on ANY kind of tech when my life depended on it.
AND MOST OF ALL, I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN SOME SCIENTIST JACK a** DECIDES TO TURN ME INTO HIS OWN PERSONAL GUINEA PIG.
*strides over and grabs Brainy by his collar*
You have thirty seconds to get this crap out of my system, or else I'll be apologizing to a certain blonde for smearing her little green boyfriend across the walls of this Bistro.
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 8:06 pm
Trickster Loki Laufeyson *Appears in a cloud of smoke and a power chord.*
eek
::Looks over at Hellboy:: Calm down!!
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 8:06 pm
Querl Dox Oh, he's not going to blow my brains out.
scream
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 8:09 pm
Querl Dox Oh, he's not going to blow my brains out.
Nah, I wouldn't blow 'em out. Beating 'em in is sounding a whole hell of a lot more appealing right now. scream
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 8:11 pm
Now, you see, I can understand where the loud voice and the grab the guy by the collar approach is advantageous in your job. It won't get you far with me, though, and it won't really do you any good to stress out any of my girlfriends by pulping my head.
It's really hardly a case of you being 'a guinea pig.' They were introduced into your system to cure you of the "blue giant" issue my alternate personality caused several clicks ago. After they cleared the issue from your system, they went inert. Well, mostly inert. They may be assisting white blood cells against the common cold.
As it stands, scratching your epidermal layer is not going to remove the blood-cell-sized metal bits floating around in your system any more then it would remove your white blood cells. So I suggest you desist that.
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 8:14 pm
Oh it's the most wonderful time of the year....
With the kids jingle belling,
And Hellboy and Dox yelling....
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 8:15 pm
Trickster Loki Laufeyson Querl Dox Oh, he's not going to blow my brains out.
scream ouy're, ahhh. Seppin' on my toes, man . . .
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 8:16 pm
Lex Joseph Luthor Trickster Loki Laufeyson Querl Dox Oh, he's not going to blow my brains out.
scream ouy're, ahhh. Seppin' on my toes, man . . .
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 8:17 pm
::Looks down dejectedly when ignored::
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 8:19 pm
Querl Dox Now, you see, I can understand where the loud voice and the grab the guy by the collar approach is advantageous in your job. It won't get you far with me, though, and it won't really do you any good to stress out any of my girlfriends by pulping my head.
It's really hardly a case of you being 'a guinea pig.' They were introduced into your system to cure you of the "blue giant" issue my alternate personality caused several clicks ago. After they cleared the issue from your system, they went inert. Well, mostly inert. They may be assisting white blood cells against the common cold.
As it stands, scratching your epidermal layer is not going to remove the blood-cell-sized metal bits floating around in your system any more then it would remove your white blood cells. So I suggest you desist that.
*pulls Dox's face an inch from his own*
I.
Want.
Them.
Out.
mad
You've gone batshit before and you could do it again, and I don't want anything of yours in me when it happens. I don't want anything in me period.
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 8:21 pm
*Begins the opening riff to Welcome to the Jungle, amplifying it with magic to shake the floorboards.*
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 8:22 pm
Lex Joseph Luthor Trickster Loki Laufeyson Querl Dox Oh, he's not going to blow my brains out.
scream ouy're, ahhh. Seppin' on my toes, man . . . . . . Gene Simmons?
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