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Captain Teeb Vice Captain
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 Posted: Sun May 16, 2010 9:33 am
Meanwhile, as if to just piss Felix off, there sat Wukong right next to him. "Hi I'm a monkey that talks the language of humans." He said smiling broadly.
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Posted: Sun May 16, 2010 9:36 am
Felix opened his eyes and stared at Wukong for several moments. But then he said, "Actually, I think I can come to terms with that. It's when people leave my presence by breaking into another dimension that I start to have serious problems."
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Captain Teeb Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun May 16, 2010 9:37 am
"Oh." Wukong said calmly. "... I'd better not tell you that I'm from Heaven, then."
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Posted: Sun May 16, 2010 9:39 am
Felix sighed and sat down, resting a head in his hand. "I'd better not tell you I'm an atheist then..."
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Captain Teeb Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun May 16, 2010 9:58 am
"Pff." Wukong said. Standing quietly.
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Posted: Sun May 16, 2010 10:00 am
Felix looked up at the monkey-man. "Anyway. Are you just here to try and give me an existential crisis, or did you have something else in mind too?"
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Posted: Sun May 16, 2010 3:49 pm
Ini simply looked on, slurping on a slushie that seemed to come out of no where. "Woh, where the hell did you get that Ini?"
"It fell out of Mister Moleface's pocket. I think it's from the admin world.."
"What the hell's an admin?"
"Iunno."
Lilium then turned to the matter at hand.. She was extremely confused. Someone had just ran up to her and said she would suffer eternally. The other matter at hand was that her backpack had started to have an awful stench to it. Lilium began to pour out the contents of it, but all that came out was her normal equipment. She shook it before a rotting human hand came out and landed on her face, a loud shreak following. "Get it off get it off get it off!" She cried, aimlessly slapping her face. Ini immediately recognized the hand from the black leather glove, laced with red. It was Drefan's hand, from when he was ripped to shreds. Ini had placed it in there, hoping that Kal could change it into a pet for him, but from in its current state that seemed impossible or at least highly unlikely.
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Posted: Sun May 16, 2010 5:09 pm
Kal slowly made her way down the hill. He had slept long enough that his Spells were back. As he made his way down, he saw his friends standing around like they were dazed. He then let go and slid the rest of the way down. As he landed on his butt. He saw the rotted hand. He then gave it "life" it crawled around and moved a bit. "I dub thee Ser Derp. Anyways what in the wide Lands of Aether did I come into? Why is the paladin crying? Why do the sisters look all...weirded out? And Why does Ini have no pants?!" All these questions and more will be answered next time on The Loved and The Pantless.
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Posted: Sun May 16, 2010 5:18 pm
"But Elwardo, I love you!" Ini cried out, tears flowing from his eyes.
"I'm in love with Phil now, I'm sorry."
He dropped to his knees, screaming out to the heavens themselves, "NOOO!! Why? Why would the gods let her leave me?!"
-Meanwhile, on The Loved and the Pantsless-
"OH DEAR GOD SOMEONE GET THIS THING OFF OF ME!"
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Posted: Sun May 16, 2010 5:36 pm
Meanwhile Bryce, who had made it back to camp. Was watching in complete horror. "... yep. Its happened. They've made me go insane." He tried to keep quiet so he wouldn't be noticed.
... wait... quiet!? Not be noticed!? I AM NOT 'AVING THAT.
When out of the wall popped the blonde, red-coated, sword-weilding Guardian of the Fire Element of Heaven, Musashi Miyamoto. Wearing a sombrero, a fake moustache, a pacho and carrying cymbals, which he began smashing together obnoxiously. "God save our gracious Queen,
Long live our noble Queen,
God save the Queen:
Send her victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us:
God save the Queen!!!" he sang badly and out of tune. Purposefully, Musashi was actually quite the singer.
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Captain Teeb Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 3:16 am
Kal shook his head. He was rather befuddled by this newest out burst. He looked at Lilium seeing that she was still quiet sane. "So, mind telling this old man what in the Hells is going on? Who is that guy with the black robes over there? And why is the samurai offending the animals and All the gods with that horrible death screech he calls singing?" Kal cast a dome spell, it didn't keep out people, but noise it did. He did this so he could Hear Lilium. He then also noticed the Hand, Ser Derp, was still on her face. He took it off of her and handed it to Ini. It was his after all.
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Posted: Sat May 22, 2010 3:53 pm
Lilium looked up at the old wizard. "The creepy guy is telling people's fortunes, and the guardian is trying to annoy Bryce I think. Also, thank you for getting that off me."
Ini stared bright eyed at SerDerp, the creature crawling onto his shoulder. "Th-thank you Kal!" After which he sat down on the ground, pulling a small signet ring out and writing, "SerDerp" on it, before placing it on the hand and giving the limb a hug.
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Captain Teeb Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat May 22, 2010 4:48 pm
"HOLD EVERYTHING." came a booming voice as a large portal opened up in the wall of the cave, and many strange figures wandered out. At their head was a short man wearing a horned mask, carrying an ornamental fan and a red mane atop his mask: Shingen Takeda, next to him, a man with a hood, two spears and a bow and arrows: Kenshin Uesugi. Behind them two more men, the appearance of warriors, one with a sword and one with a cross-blade spear. After them countless warriors filled the cave! The most awe-inspiring were probably Keiji Maeda and Lu Bu, two gargantuan men with equally proportionate weaponry and amazing steeds at their sides. Near them were four men dressed in red, the Wu warriors Sun Ce, Zhou Yu, Gan Ning and Zhou Tai. Standing next those four were singing legends Carl Douglas and Michael Jackson. Around them were five or six werewolves. The Five Mystics were there too. Wukong, Xuanzang, Bajie, FuXi and Wujing, arguing in the back over a sandwhich. Soon enough, a man with a crescent moon on his helmet came running out of the crowd: Masamune Date, the One-Eyed Dragon. He was holding a cake, with a big 18 upon it, and placed it before Felix. "This is for Ralph." Soon enough, the place metamorphosised into a humongous stageshow, with lights and everything, and out of the floor arose three figures. Recognisable as Musashi and Koji, both holding microphones, and the third... well... about 6'1" tall, navy blue/black messy straightened hair. Slight stubble, wearing jeans and an Aerosmith t-shirt yelled out to the endless crowd of samurais and emos. "ARE YOU READY TO ROCK!!!" resounding to a humongous cheer, and the three began singing, and the crowd sang along. "Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to Ralph.
Happy birthday...
to you."And as this short song faded out, the crowd went wild as a picture descended onto the screen behind them.  when Musashi yelled into the microphone. "Oh... what!? ******** SAKE. WE'RE 48 MINUTES LATE!!!"
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Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 5:55 pm
Some unspecified time after that craziness was over, Felix found himself standing next to Lilium. Somehow. Having noticed this, it occurred to him that the normal, sociable thing to do here would be to start a conversation. But what to say? It vexed him for quite a few moments. "So..." Think elf, think! "... I heard you can't stand Jinx." What? That was all he could remember about the halfling girl, that she'd had that big rant at Jinx a while ago. That and she seemed like eating popcorn a lot... oh, and she'd burst in on him and Bryce that while back. But that was a subject for pointy revenge in the night, not polite conversation.
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Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 6:07 pm
"She was the reason I joined this party, really. Though I must admit that she used to be a bit.. How to put it.. Dramatic, over Bryce. That's the kind of behavior that just plain annoying. But she's stopped, so I don't mind her as much now. Jinx seems to be a lot happier with her sister here." Lilium commented, kneeling on the ground and inspecting an unusually coloured sapling. It's not everyday you see a purple sapling. The tips of it's leaves were coloured a light pink.
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