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 Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:05 pm
Amazing Spider-man started to snap back. "He has a healing--" Suddenly he looked up, noticing that there seemed to be a disproportionate amount of destruction occurring only a few blocks away. "Great," he sighed, "Kid, if you're alright, help me wrap this up. We've got to move."
The younger version extricated himself from the remains of a wall, coughing. "Armsheadlegsnose good. Sorry, what?"
Spider-man picked up the discarded manhole cover with a webline, swung it around his head like a sling, and released it in Deadpool's direction. "HELP ME TAKE HIM DOWN, WE'VE GOT TO GO, NOW!"
Deadpool dodged in a way that was extremely reminiscent of the Matrix. "Or you could stop being a complete a*****e, leave me alone, and let me beat the crap out of the guy who's screwed basically ALL of your friends over. ... Plus me."
"You're going to kill him!"
"... Well I don't HAVE to, I guess. It's just that he's trying to kill me, and that's really mean. I can't help being sensitive!"
Younger Spider-man tapped his foot. "So... Once and for all, WHAT are we doing, oh fearless leader?"
"We're webbing this looney toon his own little padded room! Then we're going to go deal with whatever THAT is!" he added, pointing.
His double stared for a second, then shrugged. "Oookay. I just thought that he kind of... God, I'm going to regret saying this... I thought he kind of had a point."
Nonetheless, he jumped up onto a telephone pole and started shooting webs at the merc, who cut them apart as they came.
"Here's an idea!" Deadpool said cheerfully, "Why doesn't everyone but the original Webs go... save screaming babies from the orphanage that is no-doubt being demolished as we sit here talking, and the two of us can keep fighting... so that I don't do anything stupid. Yeah. That would be why we would keep fighting. ... Don't judge me."
Spider-man bounded over Deadpool's head, aiming a two-legged kick for the small of his back. "Actually, I am interested in keeping people safe, which in this case means punching your transfer from the Crazy Train to the Ryker's Island Express as quickly as possible. The ego trip? Not so much."
The kick caught Deadpool right where it was supposed to, since he was occupied with the younger version's webs as well. He turned the fall into a roll, and reached down for his belt. "See? This is why you don't have fan girls. Well... I mean... except for all of those... fangirls. Who don't count. And Venom. Have fun with that by the way." Sticking out his tongue, he pressed the button and...
Younger Spider-man webbed his hand to the button right before he vanished. "And that, Ladies and Gentlemen," he paused dramatically, "Was an idiot. So... let's go?"
{Exit Deadpool to Oscorp}
"Yes. But first... Spider-high five."
"I'd settle for you not calling me mini-me, actually," the younger version said dully. "In front of my GIRLFRIEND, no less. UN. COOL."
"Hey. I didn't even HAVE a girlfriend when I was your age. Consider yourself lucky. ... Oh. And also... I'll work on it."
"Thank you."
"Sure. Lets rock 'em like a hurricane, people."
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:18 pm
Reaper continued slashing and clawing as well. Any part of him that wasn't protected by the Kryptonite armor, was now practically covered in blood. It was still as though he wasn't even feeling it though.
The shadows around Wolverine's legs solidified and began pulling Logan into the shadow under him.
X paused a moment, watching the little scene from afar. He smirked, then dissapeared.
EXIT X TO HELL
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:28 pm
Wolverine put his hands on the ground and held himself up so he wouldn't fall into this shadow like thing. Without thinking dug his claws into the ground and used his other hand to grab Reaper's foot. He let his claws retract and fell into the shadow but dragged Reaper with him.
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:33 pm
Reaper didn't fight to keep himself from being pulled inside the shadow as well. In fact, he lunged in after Logan.
The shadow dissapeared, and after a moment, a shadow on the ledge of a nearby building began to go nuts. It grew, and Reaper and Logan soon fell out of it, falling towards the ground. Reaper was practically on top of Logan, trying to dig his hands into his chest to rip the man's heart out.
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:35 pm
Wolverine let go of Reaper's foot and caught his bearings. He quickly shot his claws out before digging them in a nearby wall and sliding to a stop. He felt a sting on his back but continued to hold on, he needed to think of something before he jumped.
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:41 pm
Reaper held onto Wolverine, a few of his green spikes punching into him to try and keep himself secure. He brought on hand around and latched onto Logan's neck, and the other one he brought back as far as he could, preparing to ram it through his back.
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:46 pm
Wolverine smirked to himself, he loved this part. He let go of the wall and fell towards the ground while holding Reaper to his back. He put more force onto his back by leaning into it while falling ontop of Reaper.
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:49 pm
((Ninja post. Nevermind.))
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:58 pm
Reaper had just enought time to realize what was happening, and prepared himself for the impact. As he hit the ground, he made sure that one arm was securely around the man's throat, while the other still tried to jam through the man's back. But it couldn't, and his arm cracked and snapped as it hit his spine. What the Hell?!
Reaper roared in frustration and tossed the man off of him, quickly rolling to his feet himself.
//That was a good post too. //
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:01 pm
((Well, it's back! WOOOOO!))
Quite suddenly, someone planted their feet rather firmly in the small of Reaper's back. "We'd like to thank you for using AirMail Spidey. Please enjoy your fractured bones!" The younger Spider-man immediately flipped off again and onto a wall; this guy looked like very bad news... and then there was the part were he'd apparently eviscerated Logan. ... Uck.
From an entirely different angle, a webline snaked out of the shadows and attached itself to Reaper's head. "This month we're having our two for one special! Buy one compound spinal fracture and automatically qualify for free cranial trauma!" The older one added brightly. He yanked hard on the webline and cocked his fist back, preparing for impact.
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:05 pm
Wolverine laid on his stomach and got on his hands and knees. He was healing slowly this time, that one hurt, a lot. "Never thought you'd have to help me Web Head, much less two of you." He said as he stood up completely now and got back into his lunging posistion.
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:05 pm
// Yay! Poor Reaper's going to go berzerk before long. //
Reaper wasn't exactly certain what was happening. He felt his back snap, then he was being jerked forward. He had just enough sence to realize that someone had come to help his enemy yet AGAIN, but that was about it. It didn't register who it was, why they were attacking him, nothing. All he knew, was that he had someone else that he was going to tear guts out of. Ontop of his current rage, he was getting very, VERY angry with being ambushed. Not really seeing who it was he was heading towards, he set his arms outstreched and launched a round of kryptonite at his attacker.
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 9:57 pm
Skuld flying in carrying Captain America [just helping, Gumby] she sees the attack being launched at Spiderman.
"Oh no you don't..."
The redheaded mage concentrated and an invisible telekinetic shield was erected between Reaper's attack and the wall crawler.
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:49 pm
Spider-man flipped back into a bridge, dodging what would have been a barrage of kryptonite, and brought both legs up in an attempt to get a foot on either side of Reaper's head. Had it worked, he would have curled his legs back over his head, making the man connect face first with the pavement.
Of course, no such thing happened.
Instead, his legs connected with an invisible barrier. Immediately, he pushed off of it, landing in a crouch further down the alley. What the hell?! Does he have another new power? ... Great.
Meanwhile, his younger counterpart landed beside Logan. "At risk of getting gutted, I feel I have to ask: you okay?" Who WAS this creep, anyway? He looked... honestly very frightening. Not that Peter would say that out loud in a million years.
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:25 pm
 Skuld smacks her face with her hand. "Oh I don't bloody well believe this." All of a sudden, Skuld [and everyone else] heard a loud BOOM overhead. Skuld glances up, "What the devil?"
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