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 Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 2:42 am
Nudge six hundred and fifteen 94. If you are spending the night in a spooky old house on a dare, don't sneak away to another part of the house for romantic interludes with your Significant Other. Wait until you can get a nice, clean, safe motel room. The True Love List Part OneThe True Love List Part Two
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 2:44 am
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 2:46 am
Nudge six hundred and seventeen 96. If your Mom or Dad is an eccentric researcher, insist on living close to civilization so that you can socialize with your peers and date. That way you'll be able to judge the Hero and the Evil Overlord on their own merits. The True Love List Part OneThe True Love List Part Two
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 2:49 am
Nudge six hundred and eighteen 97. If your Mom or Dad is an eccentric researcher, insist that they teach you their specialty so you can duplicate their research if the need arises, and exercise some restraint on their schemes should they become mad. The True Love List Part OneThe True Love List Part Two
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 2:53 am
Nudge six hundred and nineteen 98. If the Hero says "wait here," it really doesn't matter whether you obey him or not. If you stay, you'll be captured by the Evil Overlord's henchmen as soon as the Hero is out of earshot. If you tag along, you will be caught by the EO's henchmen as you stumble along. The True Love List Part OneThe True Love List Part Two
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 2:56 am
Nudge six hundred and twenty 99. Evil Overlords' friendly overtures are never sincere. If he is suddenly friendly to you, answer him courteously, then skip town at the first opportunity. If he has always been friendly to you, answer him courteously and feign utter uselessness in his designs. heart The True Love List Part OneThe True Love List Part Two
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 3:01 am
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 3:05 am
Nudge six hundred and twenty-two 101. If you enter a house, fortress, cave, temple, tomb, graveyard, etc., especially one with a malevolent aura or history of macabre events, and an eerie, disembodied voice orders you to depart the premises, go. The True Love List Part OneThe True Love List Part Two
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 3:07 am
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 3:10 am
Nudge six hundred and twenty-four 103. If someone chasing after someone else asks you to catch the latter, feign incomprehension. If you comply, you'll either catch the hero (and thereby play into the villain's hands), or catch the villain (who will waste you or use you as a hostage). heart The True Love List Part OneThe True Love List Part Two
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 3:22 am
Nudge six hundred and twenty-five 104. If you are a police officer, bank guard, or night watchman, and somebody breaches the concrete walls of your facility, it is generally a waste of time trying to ask them about their business. heart The True Love List Part OneThe True Love List Part Two
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 8:27 am
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 8:28 am
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 8:30 am
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 8:32 am
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