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(i feel very very unwanted, u guys r on while i sleep and take my dog out for a walk, and then when u and i r on no one will rp with me cuz im already left behind!!! my miserable life just got worse)

"Lady, Please!"
Brian peeled the wrappers from the candybars, and put them on hold on the long side of the tray.
He looked over to the Librarian, who copied his moves instinctively. Good material for a tech-support-guy, he thought.
"So, basically, you try to tell me not to smoke? I mean based on what?"
He downed his first expresso as he was warming up.
"Now, the way i see it, smoking or notsmoking is about personal choice. No magazine, and no company should be allowed to argue pro or against smoking. I mean, for heavens sake, if I want to light one up, then I am suddenly A supressive b*****d worse then the nazis? by the way, what most people tend to forget, because of some crappy american films: Reichsgesundheitsminister von Hahn was the first man who ever claimed to have evidence that such stuff was Unaryan. I mean, Seriously, the nazis considered smoking to be rebellious, anti-establishment, and so american.
Wll, today, the nazis again have started their campaigns, so, I deccided to start mine. I have bought packs of cigs all along, and have deccidecd to distribute them to other minors. I mean, I allways imagine myself as something as a 90 year old. I will crap my pants, all my friends will have died, and the hot piece of a** that changes my adult diapers has the same effect on me as a comfortable chair. If I have ever had children, they will probably be embarassed to know or call me, and will only visit me once a year.
Sounds like a fun time, huh? I say: each cigarette I smoke now reduces that time by five minutes. "
He grinned, and started with the first chocolate bars. between each sentence, be bit in one, and chowed it down hungrily.
"Now, for the food..... I guess that is jut natural. I mean, come on, you cannot learn how cook food in a way worse then before. They are supposed to get better. But I still do not know what you mean by getting better. At least, I have had nothing to do with it. "
He grinned, and finished the last chocolate bar. then, he took out the doughnuts.
"The Library? Never ever set a foot in there. Never liked knowledge on the dead tree edition. I prefer electrons. A book can hrut you, and can be lost. electrons are a higher form of knowledge, because they can be copied.
By the way, before i start to nerve you, The librarian was just on his way to the Library, when I met him, and made him an offer he could not refuse."
He finished the last doughnut, and wiped his mouth with a serviette, before he sipped on his second expresso.
"What plans I have for this? Mainly, I want this baby of a network ready for fullspeed action in less then 3 days. I mean, had to be taken offline for maintennance.... That is about the lamest excuse I can find. The former system administrator, may his bones be cursed and his bills be steadily higher each year, has had a disastrous policy of maintennance. I have discovered hardware from the cold war, basically substandartial wiring and stuff, and mostly windows systems. well, I am going to upgrade that, and keep that position. by the way, as soon as we are finished, the captains will reccieve top of the line wireless laptops with ringcoding. You know, like the military term, if it happens to be a few feet away from the teach, it sends out a quiet alarm in case it is stolen. if it is obviously hacked, Viri wil seem to be a perfectly legal OS, but basically, the whole system collapses in the first few keystrokes, and and the other system will be immobilised and decoded. Yes, that way, you are only able to read data from the base with hardware inside the base if anything is running. Otherwise, the entire system of the penetrator will crash, and the haddrives will delete themself. If the laptops get away more then 600 feet from the wearer of the ring, there are very effective methods to secure that the data does not fall in the wrong hands. likewise, if the person in question shows no descernable lifesigns. "
He put his jug of Mountain dew over. Quickly scanning, he had finished allmost everything on his tablet, except the Tuna sandwich.
"So, captain, enough from me. Tell me something about you. Anything. OOh, and if you want to make me happy, what kind of gadget would you need on the combat-field?"
Grinning, he took a big bite of the Sandwich, and chewed. The Librarian had finished over 9/10 of the bananas, and was now eating some apples, and eyed the cigarettes.
Brian grinned, chowed down, and took the next bite. he liked tuna. each time he normally ate tuna, someone ran to him and reminded him of the dolphins. he had to admit, they were kind of cute. But if the damn buggers would be so smart like all these trehugging dirty hippies claimed, then why did thes still get caught in the net?
And most important of all: How could he be sure that the taste would stay if the dolphoins would go?

(kinda cruel to ignore me baltazaar, dont u think? anfer all the effort i try to make some interaction with u. tsk tsk tsk)

(hurah!sry.....)

Azora smiled, and couldn't hold back the giggle but accepted the banana and bowed. "Thank you, your so sweet!" Star seemed with agree and sniffed him, touching his nose with hers. Azora called her back and took out her wallet and held it open for Star to take the right bills. She let the leash go and Star jumped up, placing her paws on the counter edge and placed the bills there before running back. She peeled part of the banana and gave it to Star, who accepted happily.

"Don't be angry, what I can't do Star helps me, and another thing is that dogs are omnivores like humans. (i got proof) Don't think I'm using her, I love her very much," Azora said and, with some difficulty as to locating the chair, sat down next to him, the lady at the counter had been kind enough to bring her food to her, or was it the chef? She didn't care at that moment but thanked them anyway. He seemed so upset to see Star doing things for her."So can I ask why your here?" she asked, placing the bowl of cereal on the ground, in which Star indulged herself in.

Azora raised her brow and laughed. "Are you trying to make me laugh?" she shook her head and looked down at the fruit. It had a slight bruise but otherwise seemed pretty okay. She peeled some of it and bit into it, it's mushy texture playing with her tongue. "I can see why you guys enjoy these so much."

Azora's hand grazed over his face, and she smiled. She got to the edge of his face where the hair was and laughed to herself. She knew who he was, not human, a monkey of something, big-mouthed, short nosed, hairy, but she really didn't care. "Geez, someone forgot to shave!" she said jokingly.