Mos Eisley Cantina

[Nelowulf]

a flawless maneuver would result in a "destruction" of the enemy aircraft. thus, a flawless maneuver would mean no skyhopper, and dead pilot. And also, flawless means you don't get hit yourself. You scraped your wing, and broke mine...  

[Sol Walker]

you're just mad that you didn't send me back to the sand/  

[Nelowulf]

No, I couldn't. I don't autohit. You know the b***h I put up last time.  

[Darkened Angel]

* flies in on a YT-2000 *

Okay, how do I land this thing?

* accidentally targets random things and activates the turrets to auto-fire *

* blows up several small ships and some other random stuff *

Um...

<_<

>_>

HE DID IT! * points at a passing Jawa *  

[Durza the Shade]

*activates lightsaber, deflects final laserblast into the innocent Jawa* Oops.  

[Darkened Angel]

Vader: I am your father.
Luke: NO! THAT'S IMMPOSSIBLE!
Vader: And Leia is your sister.
Luke: NO! THAT'S IMPROBABLE!
Vader: And the empire will be defeated by an army of Ewoks.
Luke: NO! THAT'S... Unlikely...

( some time later )

Vader: ( something else " revealing " to Luke )
Luke: Look, if you're not gonna be serious, I'm outta here.  

[Nelowulf]

Darkened Angel

Vader: I am your father.
Luke: NO! THAT'S IMMPOSSIBLE!
Vader: And Leia is your sister.
Luke: NO! THAT'S IMPROBABLE!
Vader: And the empire will be defeated by an army of Ewoks.
Luke: NO! THAT'S... Unlikely...

( some time later )

Vader: ( something else " revealing " to Luke )
Luke: Look, if you're not gonna be serious, I'm outta here.

Robot chicken!

And it was "Oh, and i built C3P0"  

[Darkened Angel]

Good show.

I wish it was more than just 10-15 minutes a week though...  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

Darkened Angel

Good show.

I wish it was more than just 10-15 minutes a week though...

What show?

Clone Wars?

(I FINISHED ROTS THE NOVEL!!!)  

[Nelowulf]

FrozenPhoenix32

Darkened Angel

Good show.

I wish it was more than just 10-15 minutes a week though...

What show?

Clone Wars?

(I FINISHED ROTS THE NOVEL!!!)

robot chicken  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

ah.

dude, that guy at millenniumfalcon.com was 85% right about everything in the novel.  

[Darkened Angel]

Sure about that? Could he have been 86.349% correct?  

[Flamer42]

*walks in* I need a drink....a really strong drink....make that many really strong drinks.  

[Darkened Angel]

Flamer42

*walks in* I need a drink....a really strong drink....make that many really strong drinks.

* gives you a few ultra-spiked rounds of randomly assorted alcoholic drinks *

* crank calls China, claiming that Canada is about to attack *

Now to sit back and watch the ensuing chaos.  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

*china aims nuke at canadia*