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Lark was cracking up the instant that Titus showed up and slapped that riding whip across Herryk's a**. She was laughing so hard that she didn't really answer any questions that Kettil might've had, or anything he might've said, really, because.

Well.

That was pretty ******** funny.

What was even funnier, maybe, was the unholy, womanly shriek that Herryk let out when he felt the sting of the crop against his a**. He wasn't even sure what was going on. First Freya was there, and then she wasn't - which left Herryk searching out his ghoulfriend after giving a really annoyed glance in Lark's direction.

Lark was doubled over in laughter, tears streaming down her face as she clung to Kettil, "Aahhh did y'see.. di.. d.. did y'see that, Ket? D.. who is that boil, cuz I gotta say, ahh, m'side, it h-... it hurts t'breathe ahhh I think I'm dyin', Ket, too right, ahhhh uuhghh it hurts t'breathe."

Meanwhile, Herryk was stomping off after Titus, hands forming giant fists. Massive fists. Okay, were those fists growing in size?

Yes. Yes they were, all in direct proportion to the rest of the draugr, who, by that time, was a giant black ball of 'oh my god, someone's going to die.'

"TITS. HERRYK WILL BE KILLING THIS STUPID BOIL NOW."

Feeling Mitsu's hand weave in with his own, Shun gave her a gentle squeeze before glancing at her a little questioningly. He could see that she was worried, but he wasn't quite sure what for.

Also, it was around then that he managed to hear Herryk yelling about killing Titus.

"Seems like I won't be slitting his throat tonight after all," he said flatly.

"Aww no sweet words for me? I take it you haven't missed me at all?" Titus' grin threatened to split his face in two as he fought to keep Freya with him. He wasn't going to let his catch go so easily. Instead he began to dance to whatever the hell this was. He could keep with the beat even if it was more of a bump and grind kinda tune. Though with Freya keeping him at bay doing any of that was rather difficult.

"You're sister is just as charming." He cooed though his eyes widened slightly at the large looming shadow that blocked out any light around them.

Turning his gaze skyward Titus only had one real thing to say. "I...didn't realize they made suits in your size." Those were his important last words everyone please take note.

A dance is a dance...

West supposed she was right. He disliked every last dance he had ever been a part of equally.

"If yer determined..." he muttered. Not even her bait was enough to make him all that interested, but he would man up and do it because... Hel. Hel was fun. West shook his head, a faint smirk returning to his lips. "An' I'm not nervous. No." He had absolutely no idea how to even begin dancing to a song like this, but he supposed he had done all right with the spinning and collar popping last year. He looked back toward Levi, trying to alert her with subtle movements of his eyes and hands that just ended up looking kind of like he had a bad case of mold.

Shehk smiled sheepishly. "I wanted more than an impression, though." she answered, lingering to take in the ghoul's heat for a while longer before she pulled away, feeling Riley tensing up as Christof seemed to have come across the vision of Riley in the middle of the 'army' more or less.

The Pricolici fell back in at Jericho's other side, seeming to be very attentive to all of the body language going about (she was a dog, she couldn't help it). Riley was getting overwhelmed with the situation, most likely. While she'd been prompted to know Shehk, how many people was she actually familiar with at this point?

Did they need to go outside? Unfortunately, all Shehk could do was pass uncertain looks between people.

Edel jumped in surprise when the call reached Roch, either because she hadn’t expected an answer from him (or what he had said, to be frank), or that he might have been yelling into the phone over the loud music.

“I uh,” she stuttered, “didn’thaveanyonetogowith.” The last few words were mumbled slightly incoherently, but the ghoul figured Roch would know what she meant.

“Having fun there?” she chirped, trying to get back to a more lighthearted mood. “I can see a lot of food there.”

Herryk's massive fist was a hairs breadth - a hairs breadth - from popping Titus' head like a brain-balloon. So irate was the draugr that he said nothing more, instead sweeping Freya up over his impressive shoulder.

He may or may not have been concerned with whatever frilly, ghoulish undergarments Freya may or may not have been wearing when he hoisted her over his shoulder, either.

The final gesture he gave Titus was a narrowing of his blue eyes, his teeth flashing before he actually snapped them at the demon. Like a really angry dog.

Woof.

Only then did he stride away from Titus, carrying Freya over his shoulder like a sack of something undignified. All Herryk's ********. Look at them. Wait, there are none.

By that point Lark was looking pretty impressed. She glanced at Kettil while wiping tears from her cheeks.

"Guess yer pretty lucky y'didn't get smooshed into Kettil puddin', yeah? That wasn't so bad, I guess. Could'a been worse."

Once the excitement seemed to be over, Lark decided that it was the perfect time for some gettin' low.

"I ain't never heard this song b'fore," she admitted, doing something similar to what she'd seen Freya doing earlier. Maybe it was some weird tribal dance of Freya's people, Lark didn't know. All she knew was that the song was pretty bumpin'.

That had been....

....rather anticlimactic. Titus had seriously been expecting another flying lesson but instead had his stolen date stolen from him. Hey, he had stolen that broad fair an square jack damn it all.

With a huff he caught a glimpse of Freya's frilly underthings as she was hoisted away, bringing the riding crop up to lightly tap on his shoulder. Mentally he added Herryk's name to the list of 'hit it and quit it' right along with Mot. At least that's what he was calling it. With any luck he would never recount the name of that list to anyone least the wrong idea be had.

"Well, Hell.....Hel..." Hmm...where was Hel?