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The Story So Far...

There once was a dancing pig who had chicken pox. He was sad and ate chocolate. He always secretly scratched his chicken pox with his giant teeth one day and ate pie. Oh, the pie was wonderful. The pig was very fat and plump so the seahorses could do the jitterbug while they listened to the "Sound of Music". Seahorses know the notion is silly that wild llamas danced around the band room with fluffy poodles and ate small children. But since the giant pink dalmations were quite the riot at the rodeo, they were riding bulls and eating big icecream. But one decided that he didn't like hoop skirts so instead they took ballet lessons so they could drink and not display their flashy light up bras. They got bored so they began to sing some llama songs. But it wasn't right that they got no hamburger and only a pickle that was very very very very very... unjust! Oh, how unjust, they thought. But no one actually bothered to question that they were not going to fart. Who is actually going to remember flip.
Certainly not the creepy old man with very small feet that were... well, very small. So they decided to buy sneakers. The sneakers were really worn out smelling like a**. So he didn't want to go over to the other shoe store because it was so damn inconvienent. So he decided to buy the big green hat. Then he sang about flying pink garbage cans with cute fuzzy handles that smelled like weird light perfume. The smell was terrible, but had some bright polka dancing monkies. This was a very frightening thing, but he always found looking at sunsets made him feel peaceful at times.Sunrises, however, were another matter. Orange and white always never mixed together because that would be simply absurd. But why did the evil reindeer have to steal all the cheese that was green? But then again, green cheese isn't much use to the breaking of Christ. But the Hindu Gods do not always supply the cake for bar mitzvahs. Though, Shiva once tried but failed to grow the giant eggplant for Jesus. Jesus, however, was not as powdery as the doughnuts. They were fruity with colorful sprinkles made with leftover wrappers from the christmas party. Buddah loved to take medicine for his toe fungus. Zeus always wanted to become a little tipsy from the alcohol leftover at Shiva's Batchelor Party. And yet he seemed to eat the disgustingly flavored anchovie bread that made him barf.That's when a pickled squash decided to respond to the desperate call, but it wanted to bewitch some green pudding to help massage the giant polka-dancing Bob. Harry then had a craving for the goulash that was quite tasty, but Harry didn't think that the purple potato was edible. He decided to eat huge cans of beans. Ron didn't think this was a good idea. Giant baked potatoes seemed very interesting in beef stew, yet he wanted the owl to cut the potatoes for Ron's rat while he danced with a tater. "Poe Tay Toe?" the boy asked. The blind turtle...