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 Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2011 8:14 pm
"zombie puppies"
*caramel dance* "I'm a man"
"I am full of rage- and- and TACOS!"
"It's okay, I'm hugging your Zi."
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Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2011 3:20 pm
"had a nice Christmas? huh watermelon" blaugh
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Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2011 10:00 am
"Maybe the invisible, microscopic alligators did it."
"I'm injecting you with my spermies!"
"It's long, hard, white, and tastes like chocolate! It's a Jizzberry!"
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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 3:40 pm
'I'm a lesbian. I don't go toasted with boys.'
'MY ******** NOTES AREN'T IN MY BOOKBAG, b***h!'
lol
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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 4:30 pm
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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 5:39 pm
"Oh, should I speak in Engrish, then?"
"Oh my god, it's Jeofffffery"
"Nintendo likes computers"
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Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 5:40 pm
MUHAHAHAH MORREEEE!! And this time i have the help of my best buddy biggrin
"Is that a bird...?"
"Mouth inside band-aid"
*conversation* BLUUUARTGHHGWARGHHHH
"glitter baby"
"Lambert llamas"
"Gaga goats"
"perp"
"Pregnant Yoyo"
"lesbian gay trees"
"I don''t speak German but I can if you like" *confused look* "It's coming from your pants!"
"No, I make babies..."
*light*
"Bad Josephine. Go hump off a coke."
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Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:03 pm
"Ima waitin for me labtop."
"Bang, bang Cho- DONT INTERUPT MY SINGIN."
"LOL You got shot."
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Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:04 pm
"it's the language of my people"
"i'm not a key"
"the fruit, not the bird"
"in-your-end-o"
"when i'm older..."
"a baby fur seal walks into a club"
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Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:06 pm
"Another Ke$ha Party?!?! This is why we Don't let you pick the Parties we go To!"
"Something smells like Ham!"
"Smile for the Camera Evelyn."
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Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:15 pm
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"*soft maniacal laughter*"
"WHO IS THIS?"
"Heh heh heh....I'm going to eat you....Heh heh heh..."
XD
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Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:17 pm
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Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:40 pm
"He eats like a shark."
"It smells like duck poo in here."
"No, it smells like feet."
"EXACTLY! DUCK POO!"
"Poot poot!"
"You're a dirty whore."
"You should work at Wal Mart. During the night shift."
"CAN WE GO TO WALLY WORLD?!"
"Don't kill me in my sleep. Do it while I'm awake so I can fight back. With a rusty broken cow hoof."
"I AM BLACK. I REALLY DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND."
"Is that your excuse for everything?"
"Sometimes it works!"
"You have the strangest analogies ever."
"I don't think he'll make it out of Michigan."
"I like to watch people while they eat...*starts watching friend* Nom. Nom. NOMNOMNOM."
"I like to stare awkwardly at pedestrians."
"There was this one time where my black excuse actually worked."
"What?"
"My friend tried to tell me a perm was a relaxer. I told her when black people say they're getting a perm, they really mean their hurr is gettin did."
"Hello...beautiful, black African queen."
"Can I lick your face?"
"You're SO creepy."
"I don't believe in sleep anymore."
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Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:46 pm
Well of all things, can it be really? Yes! No! Oh! Hi! Oh, my eye!"Mmmnmnmnnnmnmnmffmnmnm! Hmhmhm!!" <---inside joke
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"Huh? What about a blue Popsicle?"
" My mind may be wondering, but I confess, I believe it is Old Deuteronomy!
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Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 8:03 pm
"Germany!" (as the answer to any question)
"You schadenfreudist!"
"You puffin-eater!"
"Aiyifflallagayogurt."
"I HATE CANADIANS! I know you're one but STILL!"
Referring to maps of the US as "World Maps."
"Hinga dinga durgen. BORK."
"Your Uggs, they're so vikingly!"
"Salmiakki is PURE EVILLLL!!!"
"I can't be evil, I'm an INTP! I'd end up like Drakken!
And then there's the usual YGOTAS, Monty Python and Very Potter Musical references.
And just the song "Sexyback."
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