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 Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 10:00 am
Granted but now the dishes do you! surprised
I wish there were no spiders that could bite people
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Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 9:01 pm
GGranted, but it causes a severe unbalance in nature and more hamrful, scary spiders have to evolve to place the world back in order.
I wish I could control electricity.... then I'd beable to have magnetism as well, then I could float, stick to the side of metal buildings, shock people... and become, Lightning Man!
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Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 9:42 pm
Granted but you are anihilated by the Rainman
I wish I could have naked time all day everyday...
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Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 8:22 pm
(( burning_eyes ))
Granted.... but your arrested for indecency and set to a nudist colony... the kind with hairy, overweight people...
I wish that Oty-chan would explain how lightning man could possibly be deafeated by Rainman...
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Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 11:04 pm
Granted, but you soon drive yourself into insanity from denile.
I wish that both Otaku and Jehobo would understand that both Rainman and Lightning man are no match for Astronomical Implosion Man.
Oh, and Otaku, my family has been kinda low on money since my sister turned 18, so less goodies...But when we do have ramen, thats about the only thing I eat/drink.
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Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 11:39 am
Granted but Furry only believes after he demonstrates his power. Killing us all.
I wish Itachi would explain why I got dragged into this.
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Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 1:41 pm
Granted but you can't believe you did this all for pie, it wasn't even a good pie
I wish I had some pie...
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Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 2:14 pm
Granted, but its ancients pie, so the crust is green and the inside is black and it gives off a horrid smell...
I wish that I didn't need sleep, but I could still look normal.
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Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 8:02 pm
(what's up with the still normal clause?)
Granted but the lack of your need to purchase a sleeping platform totally throws off the economy making a depression that eventually leads to Canada ruling the world, ... that's horrible.
I wish that I had the money to dress up as Ziggy Stardust for halloween.
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Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 4:34 am
Granted but the quality of the costume turns out to be terrible and people mistake you for Ziggy Marley
I wish I could teleport.
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Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 7:56 am
Granted but as you re integrate a poodle runs through your leg and you get fused with it. The poodles owner demands you come home with him and he pets you and feeds you really bad dog food.
I wish that my computer didn't suck so badly.
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Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 9:06 am
Granted, but someone steals it because it is so amazing.
I wish my breasts were smaller so I could Crossplay...
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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 12:33 am
Granted but you have to pay ridiculous medical bills for the plastic surgery and they made them too small and screwed up and left instruments inside you so that you get ill.
I wish my brother would finish working on my car.
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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 5:46 pm
Granted but he develops a strange sexual obsession(or fetish, your choice) and runs off to the hills with it.
Yeah, you weren't expecting that were you?
I wish I could go see my most favoured friend. She moved to Massachusetts to go to boarding school.
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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 9:31 pm
Granted but while you two are 'seeing' each other, unexpected results crop up, involving a scary biker jock with a machete, and someone gets impregnated surprised And not who you think it was either!
I wish I didn't have to cook my food to eat it.
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