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 Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 11:03 am
Murder and pillage, always murder and pillage.
Kit edit: What if Chris asked what ifs?
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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 1:48 am
Yay, I get do do it.
What if I didn't feel so alone now, with a deep urge to become emo or something s**t like that, but one urge I just really can't do anything about right now because the answer is gone?
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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 3:59 pm
It would sound like you needed a hug.
What if I asked how to internet?
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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 5:32 pm
I'd ask how do I shot web?
What if I stopped going to bed so late/early depending on how you look at it?
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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 5:36 pm
You'd cause a time paradox meaning you'd be hurtled forwards in time to hear me ask:
What if I made a fried egg sandwich?
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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 5:39 pm
Then you'd smell, and probably be less hungry.
What if being English and ginger automatically made me a winnar at life?
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Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 12:43 am
Then you'd move on to the next level, the internet.
What if my iPod came today? stressed
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Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 4:11 am
You'd turn into a crazy silhouette with only your iPod visible. OH NOES! gonk
What if sneezing wasn't so irritating?
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Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 4:19 am
You got it all wrong you sneeze because there's something irritating you.
What if I could have realized how boring my life was before?
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Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 10:12 am
You'd realise that you need to find something to do.
What if I killed the postman for not bringing my freakin iPod?
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Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 12:59 pm
[ Message temporarily off-line ]
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Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 2:00 pm
Rapists would be very happy.
What if food kept me full for more than an hour?
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Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 2:04 pm
You'd be eating enough for a change.
What if I thought anything was important anymore?
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Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 12:22 am
You'd be not emo.
What if I burn down the whole of France?
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Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 5:22 am
We'll have a lot more immigrants here.
What if people actually replied to my messages?
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