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 Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 6:32 pm
His father, who was half Cherokee and all Jewish, had been named "Snarky Golem", in the worst traditions of both cultures; bad enough that, but when Anglicized it had become... well...
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Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 12:54 pm
Not a pretty sight, is it?
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Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 12:15 pm
And he continued life as such, until a peculiar cube named Chi Chi rang his doorbell one day.
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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 9:20 pm
Out of the door Richard Golensnark bursted, shouting. "I AM NOT A FURRY OR A CIRCLE OR A SQUARE OR A - "
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Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 11:36 pm
He was cut off mid sentence by a rhinoceros slamming into the building.
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Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 3:24 pm
and as his head began to spin the rhinoceros began to sing.
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Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 5:35 am
The rhinoceros also began to dance a ballet routine in a bright yellow leotard.
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Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 3:08 am
But as corn dogs descended from the sky, they hit the rhinoceros in its eyes, causing it to be blinded by the meaty goodness.
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Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 6:58 pm
And thus explains why Chi Chi exploded into smaller pyramids: excitement.
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