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 Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 7:24 am
During the whole Tritter thing:
*House pops a pill*
Foreman: Where'd you get the 'scripts?
House: Cuddy. You don't wanna know what I gave her.
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Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 8:15 am
Sorry if it's a repeat. But this is Melon'll favorite exchanging...
Wilson (as God): House this is God.
House: Look, I’m a little busy right now. Not supposed to talk during these things. Got time Thursday?
Wilson (as God): Let me check; aw, I got a plague. What about Friday?
House: (Smiling.) You’ll have to check with Cameron.
Wilson (as God): Oh, damn it. She always wants to know why bad things happen. Like I’m gonna come up with a new answer this time.
Cuddy: (Enters the MRI Lab.) House.
House: Quick, God, smite the evil witch! (Wilson wisely says nothing.)
Cuddy: Are you sitting on evidence that your patient was sexually abused by her father?
House:God, why have you forsaken me?
-Skin Deep
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MelonIce_LittleBlacksmith
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Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 6:18 pm
Hikaripup [sobe] "veni vidi vici" I love that quote. especially when its coming out of House's mouth. heart When did he say that? at the end of the episode from two weeks ago. The name escapes me...but it was with the one where the girl was pregnant and she only trusted House.
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 9:12 am
House finishes juggling after ignoring the others.
House: What? No applause?
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Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 12:49 pm
Wilson: It's weird how people do stupid things in life. Drugs, steroids, vicodin...
House: *smiles like a high kid* *gasp* Hey, you're talking about me aren't you?
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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 4:04 pm
House:"Is this an intervention? You're a little late, since I'm not using drugs anymore. I am, however, still hooked on phonics."
- Cane and Able
House: "After that look, I'm feeling a little frisky and looks like you're up."
Cuddy: "I'm ovulating. Let's go."
House: "The frisky, it went away."
- Lines in the Sand
House to Cuddy:"Okay, fine. I'll father your child. But first you gotta write me a Vicodin prescription. Just so I can get through the foreplay."
- Whac-A-Mole
House:"You guys are still thinking like doctors when you should be thinking like plumbers. Come on, I wanna see some butt crack."
- Needle in a Haystack
House to Chase:"If you're considering grabbing my a**, don't start anything you can't finish."
- Half Wit
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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 8:43 pm
House: Your all still thinking like Doctors. You should be thinking like Plumbers. Come on, let me see some butt crack.
Also:
House: "You can't feel pain - nothing left but pleasure. Why don't you tell me how wonderful that is!"
Patient: "It sucks."
House: "Better than being in pain all the time. Get in the chair!"
Patient: "Every morning I have to check my eyes to make sure I didn't scratch a cornea in my sleep."
House: "Oh god, stop! I'm in a pool of tears here."
Patient: "I can't cry."
House: "Neither can I. Every morning I check my eyes for jaundice to see if the Vicodin finally shot my liver."
Patient: "I can't run anywhere without examining all my toes for swelling."
House: "I can't run."
Patient: "Boys can't hold me for too long because I can overheat."
House: "Girls can't hold me for too long because I only pay for an hour."
Patient: "I need an alarm on my watch to remind me to go to the bathroom. Do you know how many humiliating experiences before I thought of that?"
House: "Bathroom's fifty feet from my office. For every drink of water I weigh the pros and cons."
Patient: "After everything I do, I self-check: Mouth, tongue, gums for cuts, count teeth, check temperature, toes and joints for swelling, skin for bruises..."
House: "I got shot."
Patient: "I sat on a stove when I was three. Wanna see the coil marks?"
House: "Yeah."
Patient: "Do you think I'm lying?"
House: "Do you think I just wanna check out your tucus as your people would say?"
(she drops her pants and House sticks the needle in her)
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 5:58 pm
"We can live with dignity; we can't die with it." is my ultimate favourite. Don't know why.
Other favourites (thanks to IMDB):
Dr. Gregory House: Yeah. And dogs should stop licking themselves. It's not gonna happen.
Dr. Eric Foreman: I think your argument is specious.
Dr. Gregory House: I think your tie is ugly.
Dr. Gregory House: It's a very sad thing, an un-calibrated centrifuge. It makes me cry too.
Dr. Gregory House: Hey, I can be a jerk to people I haven't slept with. I am that good.
Dr. Gregory House: Oxygen is so important during those prepubescent years, don't you think?
Dr. Gregory House: Chicks dig this
[waves cane]
Dr. Gregory House: It's better than a puppy!
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Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 2:16 am
*house knocking on wilsons door*
"I know your in there, i can hear you caring!"
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Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 12:57 pm
Cuddy-ism!
*House gropes her butt during a hug. They break it off and she heads for her bedroom. House beginns to follow*
Cuddy: Send it to Make a Wish Foundation.
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Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 8:17 pm
Ah, that was a beautiful moment. "One small feel for man, one giant a** for mankind." mrgreen Hikaripup Cuddy-ism! *House gropes her butt during a hug. They break it off and she heads for her bedroom. House beginns to follow* Cuddy: Send it to Make a Wish Foundation.
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 1:04 pm
T.C. Robson Ah, that was a beautiful moment. "One small feel for man, one giant a** for mankind." mrgreen Hikaripup Cuddy-ism! *House gropes her butt during a hug. They break it off and she heads for her bedroom. House beginns to follow* Cuddy: Send it to Make a Wish Foundation. Yeah, I forgot to add that and watched it on tape after I posted this.
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Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 5:47 pm
I don't remember it exactly, it was something like this:
House: Now what would make a patient drool? Chase, you're not wearing your short shorts are you?
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Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 6:57 pm
"How does someone just start drooling? Chase? Were you wearing your short shorts?" xd Ah, that was a funny one! TrixareforRabbits I don't remember it exactly, it was something like this:
House: Now what would make a patient drool? Chase, you're not wearing your short shorts are you?
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Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 9:21 am
When House was in the wheelchair.
House: Too bad I can't look down Cuddy's shirt but the view of her a** is great!
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