|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 4:04 pm
Nyz Incubus I would prefer to stand on top of a skyscraper, turn up "Ladies and Gentelmen" by Saliva, then jump off and shoot myself as I fall so that by the time I land I would already be dead 3nodding xd . If I were to kill myself in real life I would wait until nighttime during the winter, then dress in light clothing, slip outside, and freeze to death. Another fantasy suicide is when I slit my wrists and chain myself to the bottom of a pool during the summer and drown. Then, when little kids come to swim they get freaked out seeing this rotting corpse bathed in blood in their pool. twisted blaugh Poor kids. blaugh
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 4:35 pm
[Invader Stykz] -[This is how it's done. Cut the sybological look of it, and go for the coolest way to "express" yourself]-
-[First, steal some small SUV type of car. The kind that were rated the most unsafe due to rollovers or something.]-
-[Then, you rob a store, or otherwise do something to aquire the attention of the police. Make sure that a helicopter is watching you as you speed down the streets.]-
-[Make it to the nearest freeway. Preferably an interstate. People drive faster on there.]-
-[Get on the wrong onramp, into oncoming traffic, and navigate your way to the median.]-
-[Once in a safe place, punch it up to 120, or whatever speed the vehicle can obtain.]-
-[When the moment is right, swerve into oncoming traffic, and hit a car square dead on.]-
-[If all goes correctly, you will completely demolish the oncoming car. Your vehicle, larger, will gain air, and land on a car behind it.]-
-[The force of 200+ mph of speed combined with the gravitational force of earth sucking your car back down will completely annihilate the next car.]-
-[Following that, your vehicle will tumble, roll, and pretty much rip itself to pieces along with any other cars in the surrounding three lanes.]-
-[You, of course, are hopefully dead at this point.]-
-[Best of all, because of the police helicopter, it will all be caught on tape.]- You are now my hero-and-a-half. That's genius.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 4:54 pm
I have a few different ways I'd like to do it if I ever did.
1. Hang myself from the top of an overpass. Preferably, I'd like to drop and swing back and forth so oncoming cars hit me. And I'd find an overpass that was high enough so that when I stopped falling, my insides would fall out. Or maybe I'd slash my stomach first to make sure it'd happen.
2. Go to the house of the person who upset me and caused me to commit suicide with a gun. Knock on their front door and if they don't answer, ask for them. When they come to the door, aim the gun at their face, tell them what they did to me, and then shoot myself in the head so they get splattered with blood and my brains end up all over their front lawn.
3. Go sky diving and never open my parachute. I'd probably take it off entirely and take a gun with me so I wouldn't have to feel the impact.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 8:20 pm
simple: lock myself in a freezer. painless. mrgreen
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 11:42 pm
e fuimt vencd crid ymm dra fehtufc yht crytac yht drah e fuimt kad y jetau lysany uid yht drah e fuimt dinh ed uh uv luinca drah dyga y gheva yht cdynd liddehk cu ajanouha lyh caa ruf silr byeh e fyc eh drah e fuimt ku du so drnuyd yht lid so drnuikrd yht mad ajanouha ghuf ruf silr e fyc civvanehk
((translation: I would first shut all the windows and shades and then i would get a video camera out and then i would turn it on of course then take a knife and start cutting so everyone can see how much pain i was in then i would go to my throat and cut my throught and let everyone know how much i was suffering))
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 12:05 am
that's...not the creativity i like to see. if you really wanted to show them suffering, you could do something like...hook up an blood-transfusion type iv into a major artery, and then pump yourself full of hyrochloric acid. on tape.
that'd be suffering.
or, for a dramatic effect, you could hook yourself up to an IV then kind of bleed yourself slowly out and scribble a message onto a wall, and as your last action, hide the IV, so that the would will close up, and it will appear that you simply bled out, but with no mess save your cryptic message on the wall.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 1:33 am
Trizuke Waltz that's...not the creativity i like to see. if you really wanted to show them suffering, you could do something like...hook up an blood-transfusion type iv into a major artery, and then pump yourself full of hyrochloric acid. on tape. that'd be suffering. or, for a dramatic effect, you could hook yourself up to an IV then kind of bleed yourself slowly out and scribble a message onto a wall, and as your last action, hide the IV, so that the would will close up, and it will appear that you simply bled out, but with no mess save your cryptic message on the wall. -["Well officer, what's your report?"]-
-["It seems, right before his death, he developed the ability to shoot bodily fluids through his fingertips..."]-
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 1:37 am
Colts faithless I know this is a Gothic guild but i am not gothic and this is a retarded thread i think it should be locked -[Whether or not you think the thread is "retarded" doesn't grant the closure of many people's collaboration of ideas and imagination.]-
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 1:42 am
Well.. I would like something simple.... maybe accidental ....nothing too fancy...
have some sleeping aid.. probably because I was just done being councious... then a nice warm bath.... yea... that would be nice... oh then just to fall asleep in the bath.... there.... cause of death: Drowning...
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 1:43 am
Red Orange Juice Well.. I would like something simple.... maybe accidental ....nothing too fancy... have some sleeping aid.. probably because I was just done being councious... then a nice warm bath.... yea... that would be nice... oh then just to fall asleep in the bath.... there.... cause of death: Drowning... no sand paper roller skates on a floor painted in plastic touch explosives?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 1:44 am
-[I like how my idea is still being quoted back to the 12th page. O.o]-
-[Like a suicide celeborty]-
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 1:47 am
Trizuke Waltz Red Orange Juice Well.. I would like something simple.... maybe accidental ....nothing too fancy... have some sleeping aid.. probably because I was just done being councious... then a nice warm bath.... yea... that would be nice... oh then just to fall asleep in the bath.... there.... cause of death: Drowning... no sand paper roller skates on a floor painted in plastic touch explosives? hmm... nope... not feeling it... Heehee. How about there be touch explosives wrapped around me (not litterally) so when somone tried picking me up they exploded?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 1:51 am
Red Orange Juice Trizuke Waltz Red Orange Juice Well.. I would like something simple.... maybe accidental ....nothing too fancy... have some sleeping aid.. probably because I was just done being councious... then a nice warm bath.... yea... that would be nice... oh then just to fall asleep in the bath.... there.... cause of death: Drowning... no sand paper roller skates on a floor painted in plastic touch explosives? hmm... nope... not feeling it... Heehee. How about there be touch explosives wrapped around me (not litterally) so when somone tried picking me up they exploded? that'd only be good if there was a sign that said something like "NO TOUCH" on your person.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 1:52 am
Trizuke Waltz Red Orange Juice Trizuke Waltz Red Orange Juice Well.. I would like something simple.... maybe accidental ....nothing too fancy... have some sleeping aid.. probably because I was just done being councious... then a nice warm bath.... yea... that would be nice... oh then just to fall asleep in the bath.... there.... cause of death: Drowning... no sand paper roller skates on a floor painted in plastic touch explosives? hmm... nope... not feeling it... Heehee. How about there be touch explosives wrapped around me (not litterally) so when somone tried picking me up they exploded? that'd only be good if there was a sign that said something like "NO TOUCH" on your person. -["No Touch."]-
-[Uhh. s**t, what do we do with the body?]-
-[*poke poke BABOOM!*]-
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 1:53 am
[Invader Stykz] Trizuke Waltz Red Orange Juice Trizuke Waltz Red Orange Juice Well.. I would like something simple.... maybe accidental ....nothing too fancy... have some sleeping aid.. probably because I was just done being councious... then a nice warm bath.... yea... that would be nice... oh then just to fall asleep in the bath.... there.... cause of death: Drowning... no sand paper roller skates on a floor painted in plastic touch explosives? hmm... nope... not feeling it... Heehee. How about there be touch explosives wrapped around me (not litterally) so when somone tried picking me up they exploded? that'd only be good if there was a sign that said something like "NO TOUCH" on your person. -["No Touch."]-
-[Uhh. s**t, what do we do with the body?]-
-[*poke poke BABOOM!*]- Heehee
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
![xX[Rain~At~Midnight]Xx's avatar](https://a1cdn.gaiaonline.com/dress-up/avatar/ava/f1/e3/1dbc57ed3be3f1_flip.png?t=1217047157_6.00_00)
![[Invader Stykz]'s avatar](https://a1cdn.gaiaonline.com/dress-up/avatar/ava/7f/04/b67c27ae047f_flip.png?t=1226892191_6.00_01)
