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 Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 5:29 pm
Bella: I love green! mrgreen
Edward: Bella, could you quit bugging me about marrying you? It's not going to happen.
Carlisle: To hell with the resistance, I'm thirsty
Esme: It's time to PARTY!!!!!
Emmett: Oo, pretty butterfly
Rosalie: Emmett, you need to go on a diet, you're putting on weight
Alice: Do we have to go shopping? I don't want any more clothes
Jasper: Is this too much maschera?
Jane: Let's all go vegan
Alek: Edward, shut up!
Aro: Why is the rum gone?
Marcus: I feel pretty, oh so pretty...
Caius: Everybody mumbo!
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Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 6:36 pm
Edward~ I need a cheesebuger...
Jacob~ *In fetal postion rocking back and forth* I... need... a... slushie...
Alice~ What do I look like a mind reader?? Oh wait...
Bella~ Sure I'm a great Cliff diver!
Edward~ Aww sugar, sugar
Bella~Aww honey, honey
Edward~ You are my Candy girl and ya got me wanting you!
Bella~ (jumping from cliff) I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly!
(Ok... It's dorky but... I had to put up something!)
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 3:46 pm
Bella: Great Scott!
Edward: WHO TOOK MY COOKIE?!
Alice: I see llamas dramallama
Jasper: *singing* don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Emmett: *wearing a speedo*
Rosalie: I dropped my cookie crying
Carlisle: It's mine...my own...my preciousssss
Esme: Let's go to Vegas, baby!
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 6:08 pm
Raezyn101 H'okay. I couldn't resist.
This is actually taken from the fanfiction Nighfall.
(Bella was just barely turned into a vampire...)
Bella: It's...a cow.
Edward: No, Bella. It's a dinosaur; of course it's a cow!
Bella: You...want me to eat it?
Edward: No. I want you to throw a stick at it and see if it brings it back to you.
Bella: Feeling a little sarcastic today?
Edward: Just a bit.
((I quote this at least once a day. -crazy like that- And when I see cows/stuffed animal cows/things like that I quote it...again! xD) Oh my Gerard! Where is the fanfic? Where did you get it? I want to read it!
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 6:09 pm
Goddess Astaroth Bella: I love green! mrgreen Edward: Bella, could you quit bugging me about marrying you? It's not going to happen. Carlisle: To hell with the resistance, I'm thirsty Esme: It's time to PARTY!!!!! Emmett: Oo, pretty butterfly Rosalie: Emmett, you need to go on a diet, you're putting on weight Alice: Do we have to go shopping? I don't want any more clothes Jasper: Is this too much maschera? Jane: Let's all go vegan Alek: Edward, shut up! Aro: Why is the rum gone? Marcus: I feel pretty, oh so pretty... Caius: Everybody mumbo! Hehe I was laughing so hard....
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Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 5:29 pm
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Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 10:09 pm
*Music begins and they begin to dance insanly*
Edward- *sings* I got chills there multiplying, and I'm losing control, from this power you're supplying. It's electrifying.
Bella: *sings to Edward* You better shape up, oooo oo oo, Cause, I need a man, and my heart is set on you, better shape up, better understand, to my heart I'm asking true.
Ed and Bells- Nothing left, nothing left for me and you. You're the one that I want, you are the one I want, ew ew ew hunny, the one that I want, you are the one I want, ew ew ew hunny,you are the one I want, ew ew ew hunny, the one that I need, oh yes indeed.
Bella- If you feel a wave of affection, you're to shy to convey, meditate my direction, feel your way.
Edward- I better shape up, dew dew dew, cause you need a man.
Bella- I need a man, who can keep me satisfied.
Edward- I better shape up, if I'm gonna prove
Bella- You better prove! That my faith is justified.
Edward- I am sure.
Bells and Ed- Yes, I'm sure we'll be fine.
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Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 10:36 pm
Edward- *Sitting in Bella's room*
I see the one, because she be that lady! Hey!
I feel you creeping, I can see it from my shadow
Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo
Maybe go to my place and just kick it like TaeBo
And possibly bend you over look back and watch me
Smack that all on the floor
Smack that give me some more
Smack that 'till you get sore
Smack that oh-oooh!
Smack that all on the floor
Smack that give me some more
Smack that 'till you get sore
Smack that oh-oooh!
Upfront style ready to attack now
Pull in the parking lot slow with the lac down
Convicts got the whole thing packed now
Step in the club now and wardrobe intact now!
I feel it down and cracked now (ooh)
I see it dull and backed now
I'm gonna call her, than I pull the mack down
Money no problem, pocket full of that now!
I feel you creeping, I can see it from my shadow
Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo
Maybe go to my place and just kick it like TaeBo
And possibly bend you over look back and watch me
Smack that all on the floor
Smack that give me some more
Smack that 'till you get sore
Smack that oh-oooh!
Smack that all on the floor
Smack that give me some more
Smack that 'till you get sore
Smack that oh-oooh!
Ooh...Looks like another club banger
They better hang on when they throw this thing on
Get a lil drink on
They gonna flip for this Akon s**t
You can bank on it!
Pedicure, manicure kitty-cat claws
The way she climbs up and down them poles
Looking like one of them putty-cat dolls
Trying to hold my woodie back through my draws
Steps upstage didn't think I saw
Creeps up behind me, she's like "You're!"
I'm like ya I know lets cut to the chase
No time to waste back to my place
Plus from the club to the crib it's like a mile away
Or more like a palace, shall I say
Plus I got pal if your gal is game
In fact he is the one singing the song that's playing
"Akon!"
I feel you creeping, I can see it from my shadow
Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo
Maybe go to my place and just kick it like TaeBo
And possibly bend you over look back and watch me
Smack that all on the floor
Smack that give me some more
Smack that 'till you get sore
Smack that oh-oooh!
Smack that all on the floor
Smack that give me some more
Smack that 'till you get sore
Smack that oh-oooh!
Eminem is rollin', d and em rollin' bo
And all marvelous them rolling
Women just holding big booty rolling'
Soon I'll be on Eminem throwing "D!"
Hitting no less than "Three!"
Block wheel style like "Whee!"
Girl I can tell you want me because lately
I feel you creeping, I can see it from my shadow
Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo
Maybe go to my place and just kick it like TaeBo
And possibly bend you over look back and watch me
Smack that all on the floor
Smack that give me some more
Smack that 'till you get sore
Smack that oh-oooh!
(Sorry for it being so long!!)
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 8:16 pm
in love with a vampire Jasper: Whenever I see someone less fortunate than I, and let's face it, who isn't? less fortunate than I, my tender heart tends to start to bleed... *Glomps* Yes! It's ironic too...it really is. Wicked...and Twilight...hmm...are we sure that Edward went to Alaska? Maybe he went to a more...greener ..er...place. ninja Edward: Who needs Bella when I've got Elphaba! I've always wanted to learn how to fly...
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Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 12:15 pm
Yesh he is! >w<
I wuff Jacob!
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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 3:14 pm
sweetblood_ab *Music begins and they begin to dance insanly* Edward- *sings* I got chills there multiplying, and I'm losing control, from this power you're supplying. It's electrifying. Bella: *sings to Edward* You better shape up, oooo oo oo, Cause, I need a man, and my heart is set on you, better shape up, better understand, to my heart I'm asking true. Ed and Bells- Nothing left, nothing left for me and you. You're the one that I want, you are the one I want, ew ew ew hunny, the one that I want, you are the one I want, ew ew ew hunny,you are the one I want, ew ew ew hunny, the one that I need, oh yes indeed. Bella- If you feel a wave of affection, you're to shy to convey, meditate my direction, feel your way. Edward- I better shape up, dew dew dew, cause you need a man. Bella- I need a man, who can keep me satisfied. Edward- I better shape up, if I'm gonna prove Bella- You better prove! That my faith is justified. Edward- I am sure. Bells and Ed- Yes, I'm sure we'll be fine. I don't know if that made that movie better or worse sweatdrop
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 4:57 pm
Bella: My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard,
and there like,
its better than yours,
damn right its better than yours,
i can teach you,
but i have to charge
Alice: I know you want it,
the thing that makes me,
what the guys go crazy for.
They lose their minds,
the way i wind,
i think its time
Rosalie, Bella, and Alice: la la-la la la,
warm it up.
lala-lalala,
the boys are waiting
Rosalie: My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard,
and there like,
its better than yours,
damn right its better than yours,
i can teach you,
but i have to charge
Bella: i can see youre on it,
you want me to teach the
techniques that freaks these boys,
it can't be bought,
just know, thieves get caught,
watch if your smart,
All three: la la-la la la,
warm it up,
la la-la la la,
the boys are waiting,
Alice: My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard,
and there like,
its better than yours,
damn right its better than yours,
i can teach you,
but i have to charge
Rosalie: Once you get involved,
everyone will look this way-so,
you must maintain your charm,
same time maintain your halo,
just get the perfect blend,
plus what you have within,
then next his eyes are squint,
then he's picked up your scent,
All three: lala-lalala,
warm it up,
lala-lalala,
the boys are waiting,
All three: My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard,
and there like,
its better than yours,
damn right its better than yours,
i can teach you,
but i have to charge.
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 6:45 pm
Ewewewewewew, Choirperson, I wish you hadnt done that. Reminds me of the end of Dodgeball. -shudders-
Uuuuummmmmmmmm......xD
Now I have Emmett, Jasper, Carlisle and Edward doing an irish drinking song in my head...
Its not pretty.
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Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 3:15 am
I love this thread xp
Bella: Edward, I don't love you anymore, I love MR. VARNER!
Mr. Varner: Bella, please call me Mr. Cuddles!
Edward: eek
For those of your who doesn't remember who Mr. Varner is, it's Bella's math teacher...
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Wheezing Conversationalist
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Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 5:36 pm
Edward: Call me Ed, ********: Sex is AWESOME.
Carslie: How about we have human for dinner?
Esme: ********: Give us a hug! 4laugh
Rose: Ilu, Bells. heart
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