Hall Of Fame:
1.Say what you will, but if you ask Allah for a goat, you get a goat.
None of this Christian "The goat is in your heart" crap.
2."It wants our wallets, too?"
"Like we're in a position to argue? Give it what it wants!"
3.The men cheered and placed bets as the giant goat fought a giant rope and stick on the neighboring island.
4."Newton was a fool! You mean to tell me this fat goat and this tiny rope will both fall at the same speed?"
"Yep."
"Bullshit. Prove it."
5.Oh! No wonder we're not sailing yet, the manual says "BOAT".
6.Step 1:
Throw your goat into the surf.
Step 2:
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Step 3:
PROFIT!
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