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PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:07 pm


story: naruto is traing in a forest with kiba sasuke shino and kiba while shikamaru sits in a tree smoking while the other fight against eachother in a battle royal

naruto:*looks at sasuke with the intention of taking him out first*

sasuke:* looks at naruto and laughs*" fool you'll never beat me"

shino: *backs down from the fight* " i chose not to fight cause i don't wish to hurt you"

kiba:*runs toward naruto and kicks his foot up into the air toward his face

naruto:*jumps back from the kick and trows kunai at him and sasuke*

sasuke* grabs the kunai and throws it back at him, runs toward naruto and signals shikamaru with a nod

akamaru :* barks and jumps off of kiba*

shikamaru: * jumps off the tree and uses his shadow possesion jutsu on naruto hold him from stoping him from moving

kiba: * runs toward naruto and stands next to him* lol idiot

sasuke: *stands before naruto* lol such a fool

naruto: *unable to move gets hit with the kunai on the thiegh right next to his privates* xp xp

sasuke, kiba ,shikamaru, shino:* beat on naruto untill he passes out, then take him to the hospital*

( to be continued later)
PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 8:09 pm


naruto-zx
story: naruto is traing in a forest with kiba sasuke shino and kiba while shikamaru sits in a tree smoking while the other fight against eachother in a battle royal

naruto:*looks at sasuke with the intention of taking him out first*

sasuke:* looks at naruto and laughs*" fool you'll never beat me"

shino: *backs down from the fight* " i chose not to fight cause i don't wish to hurt you"

kiba:*runs toward naruto and kicks his foot up into the air toward his face

naruto:*jumps back from the kick and trows kunai at him and sasuke*

sasuke* grabs the kunai and throws it back at him, runs toward naruto and signals shikamaru with a nod

akamaru :* barks and jumps off of kiba*

shikamaru: * jumps off the tree and uses his shadow possesion jutsu on naruto hold him from stoping him from moving

kiba: * runs toward naruto and stands next to him* lol idiot

sasuke: *stands before naruto* lol such a fool

naruto: *unable to move gets hit with the kunai on the thiegh right next to his privates* xp xp

sasuke, kiba ,shikamaru, shino:* beat on naruto untill he passes out, then take him to the hospital*

( to be continued later)

xd where'd the NaruHina go?

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naruto-zx

PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 1:17 pm


(from where i left off)

naruto:*lays in his hospital bed with his leg bleeding*
hinata: crying " naruto wha..what happened to you"
naruto:*slightly wakes up*
hinata:" i guess you can't hear me"
naruto: * opens his eyes and sees hinata, then closes them conscoius*
hinata* didn't seenaruto open his eyes *" uhh naruto theres something i'm been meaning to tell you...it's ....welll that i have watched you from afar and thought that mabe i had liked you but i now realize that i love you and the person you've become"
naruto: *opens his eyes *" uhh hinata...so have i"
hinata: redface redface redface " uhh naruto...uhh ...uhhh"
naruto:*sits up in the bed* " hinata i care about and want you to know that i really want to be with you"

fin
PostPosted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 12:30 pm


I_like_tacos
Hinata and Nartuo are alone in the woods

hinata: Naruto there's something I've been wanting to tell you redface
Naruto: what is it?
Hinata: The truth is I...I... redface
Naruto: what?
Hinata: I love... redface
Kiba: There you are Hinata I've been looking for you Kurenai senseis pissed.
Hinata: KIBA! scream
Naruto: You love Kiba?
(Naruto walks away)
Hinata: Nooooooo crying
Kiba: What just happened?
Akamaru: woof


this one is funny smile sort of

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Tristdomosan

PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 3:15 pm


i wish i could write stories like that
PostPosted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 11:10 am


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Sanee
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And I'm pretty sure you can call girls with the -kun at the end. sweatdrop

At the end of the Naruto Ondo, Naruto tells Sakura that she's much prettier than the fireworks, and then Shikamaru cuts in and says something. sweatdrop Why couldn't Hinata have sung, so Naruto could've said it to her? gonk

Actually, "-chan" is used for girls. 3nodding

Naruto Ondo? What's that? eek

"-chan" is for girls and children, but you can also use "-kun" with girls. Although, it's seldomly used. sweatdrop Yes, I really researched it. xd
I think I've heard that before, actually.
Though, why not just use the more common term? It's helps prevent confusion. sweatdrop

Sanee


x_Emerald Hearts_x

PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 6:56 pm


Sanee
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Sanee
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And I'm pretty sure you can call girls with the -kun at the end. sweatdrop

At the end of the Naruto Ondo, Naruto tells Sakura that she's much prettier than the fireworks, and then Shikamaru cuts in and says something. sweatdrop Why couldn't Hinata have sung, so Naruto could've said it to her? gonk

Actually, "-chan" is used for girls. 3nodding

Naruto Ondo? What's that? eek

"-chan" is for girls and children, but you can also use "-kun" with girls. Although, it's seldomly used. sweatdrop Yes, I really researched it. xd
I think I've heard that before, actually.
Though, why not just use the more common term? It's helps prevent confusion. sweatdrop
xd You're right. Sorry. blaugh I just wanted to try it out. 3nodding
PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 3:52 pm


Rezuri-chanchan
Neji's room

*Neji doing homework*

*knock*

Neji*groans* what do you people want?"
Naruto: "uhh hey"
Neji:"what"
Naruto: *plops on bed* I need urm love advise.
Neji: *slyly* "well I am a love doctor... rolleyes you like someone"
Naruto:Yea....."
Neji*plops on bed* "who??"
Naruto: Hi-hin-hinata....."
Neji: *wide eyed*
Naruto: redface
Neji: (jumps around room) "HA SASUKE AND GAARA OWE ME $500 bucks!! YES IM RICH YES!!!!"
Naruto eek "you guys were betting on me!!!!" scream

lol how funny!!

YourWhiteRose


Moizai

PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 5:40 pm


On one seemingly innocent day in Konoha, for reasons unknown, an innocent ninja was being stalked. Unaware of his pursuers, he walked obliviously down the main street to the local café to get his favorite breakfast dish, ramen.

Sneak Sneak

Creep Creep

Sneak sneak sneak

Creep creep creep

Sneaksneaksneaksneak

Creepcreepcreepcreep


“Oof!”

“Ah!”

Just inside the nearest alleyway, a genin kunoichi lay sprawled on top of a small cardboard box. She quickly scrambled to her feet, and stared at the shivering box in front of her.

Suddenly, the top of the box lifted up, and three small children peeked out from underneath. The one in the middle looked up and snapped, “Hey, onee-san! What’s the big idea.”

The genin gasped, and bowed deeply. “Gomenasai! Are you hurt?”

The small boy shook his head and scowled. “No, but you should still watch where you’re going. Now we’ve lost nii-san.” He turned his head and settled into a short pout.

“Nii-san?”

A second boy pushed up his glasses and sniffed loudly. “We were following Naruto nii-san in preparation for our attack. He promised he’d play ninja with us today. We were gonna use the alley for cover,” he explained.

The third child, a small girl with bright orange pigtails, looked up at the older girl with questioning eyes. “Why are you on the street this early? Were you planning to ambush nii-san too?

“What? N-no! I would never ambush Naruto-kun!”

“Then why were you spying on him?”

“I wasn’t spying...” the girl argued weakly.

The leader squinted with suspicion and asked, “Then why were you in the alley way?”

The kunoichi looked around nervously. She wished they wouldn’t talk so loudly. People were beginning to stare. “I was…I was inspecting! In case enemy ninja were hiding here,” she whispered.

Now all three children were looking at her strangely. “Enemy ninja…hiding in an alleyway? Yeah, sure. How stupid do you think we are?” scoffed the leader.

“Ah, n-no! I don’t think you’re stupid! I…I…” she trailed off, and began to focus intently on her fingers.

The younger girl looked at the kunoichi with pity. “If you want, you can hide with us under the box. It would be a lot better than spying on him in the open.”

The kunoichi’s face began to burn, partly because of the unexpected generosity, partly because of the surrealness of the situation, and partly because the boy in question was walking closer and closer within earshot of this very embarrassing conversation. She quickly bowed and sputtered, “No thank you. I just realized: I have a…meeting…with my team. Goodbye.” She bowed again, and blended quickly into the shadows.

The three children watched her run down the alley, and then snuck back under the box. “She probably wouldn’t have fit anyway. C’mon, nii-chan’s headed this way! Let’s get him!”

Sneak sneak sneak.

Author's note: This doesn't have to do with anything, it just came into my head one day and I thought that I might put it up.
PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:47 pm


While Naruto is training Hinata is approaching Naruto to confess how he feels
for him.

Hinata:*walks up to naruto* redface
Naruto:*turns around* Ohh hey Hinata Whats up?
Hinata:uhh.....Well....I....W-w-wanted...to say..... redface
Naruto: Say what? confused
Hinata:T-that....I...well...kinda....
Naruto:What is it Hinata? neutral
Hinata: redface I......I....I l-l-love.....
Naruto:Who? confused
Hinata:.......Y-you redface
Naruto: you?? whos you? stare
Hinata: sweatdrop Thats Naruto Uzumaki redface
Naruto: Wow he has the same first and last name of me surprised
Hinata: sweatdrop H-he is you........
Naruto:I'm confused.....Is his name Naruto or you? confused
Kakishi:*was here to pick up Naruto but waited to hear what their talking about* *Comes out of a tree* I think she means you Naruto
stare
Naruto:You mean Hinata loves me?!?!?!?!?!
Kakishi: Yeah stare Well when your done with this, we need to do a mission so come to Tsunda's(sp) office. *poofs away*
Naruto: So Hinata you love me?!?!?!
Hinata:Y-yes.... redface
Naruto: eek For How long?
Hinata: W-well.....uh....M-m-maybe....3 to 4 years... sweatdrop
Naruto:REAL-
Neji:*jumps out of nowhere* Hinata there you are. Dinners ready and your father wants you to come home now.
Naruto: Hey wait a min-
Hinata:uhh...Sorry Naruto.I gotta go.*runs home with Neji*
Naruto:WAITTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!! scream All well it can wait. I have to do a mission now.*Goes to Tsunda's(sp) office*

princess_1991


x_Emerald Hearts_x

PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 5:15 pm


BEST SKIT EVER


Naruto: I love you Hinata. heart
Hinata: I love you too. 4laugh heart

Ya, see? Best skit ever. xd (I'm just joking, kay? sweatdrop )
PostPosted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 7:11 pm


D:
Are we ever going to hear the end of the skits between Naruto and the Sound ninja?

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Sanee

PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 5:11 pm


x_Emerald Hearts_x
BEST SKIT EVER


Naruto: I love you Hinata. heart
Hinata: I love you too. 4laugh heart

Ya, see? Best skit ever. xd (I'm just joking, kay? sweatdrop )
That made me laugh for some unknown reason. xd
PostPosted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 5:22 am


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Yay! Thanks, PurrfectGirl! blaugh heart Alright, I think I know where to take this... but I'm putting Shinji at risk. gonk Alright, fate loves the fearless! scream heart

(At SHinji's house)

Shinji: Ohh... Looks like Otome didn't come home. neutral
Hinata: Will she be alright? redface
Shinji: Of course. Like I said, she just needs some time. 3nodding
Naruto: *stomach grumbles* sweatdrop Can we get to the meal now?
Hinata: Oh, h-hai! sweatdrop Right away, Naruto-kun! *runs to kitchen*
*silence*
Naruto: *stares at wall full of Katanas, hands behind his head* ....
Shinji: You like 'em? stare
Naruto: Not really... It makes you look like a sword fanatic. stare Oh, not that I have any objections to making you look bad. mad
Shinji: Y'know, you're not exactly as nice as the other two. stare
Naruto: Yeah, well you're much nicer than a normal person should be. stare
Shinji: And that's a problem, right? rolleyes
Naruto: It's a big problem. You're so fake all of the time. Chivalry died centuries ago, so cut it out.
Shinji: I am not fake. You're the one who's fake. Forcing yourself to call Hinata 'Hinata-chan', thinking she might notice you a bit more.
Naruto: You call her that too, idiot! stressed
Shinji: But I'm not the one forcing myself to. She won't like you if you're acting that way. No girl would.
Naruto: Shuddup! scream What kind of guy talks like you, anyway? So calm all of the time. It's sickening! mad
Shinji: Well you're not easy to listen to. Such a loud mouth, it irritates my skin everytime you talk.
Naruto: Ears. stressed You listen with your ears!
Shinji: I listen with my skin. But hey, you would've known that if you'd read the report.
Naruto: What are you talking about? confused
Shinji: On the report about the mission. It says right under my name, "Age 16, born in the Cloud Village, Deaf from birth, Hears through skin." Really, I'm amazed you're a chuunin. rolleyes
Naruto: stare Wait, so your saying your ears don't actually work?
Shinji: Yes.
Naruto: stare So, they don't work.
Shinji: Yes.
Naruto: You're confusing. Do they work or not?
Shinji: No, I cannot hear through my ears, but my skin is so sensitive, that it catches sound waves. By the way, you have a horrible voice. You're sometimes so unclear with all of the slang you put in your words.
Naruto: Ha ha, funny. stare
Shinji: stare ......
*silence again*
Naruto: What can you hear right now? stare
Shinji: Kitchen noises, your breathing, and some other unnecessary things.
Naruto: Can you tell what she's making?
Shinji: Yeah. She found Otome's cookbook, and I think she's got it flipped to 'Cinnigang Cloud Stew'. And it sounds like she's cutting up the vegetables, so I think I'm right.
Naruto: But I don't hear anything. How can you hear that?
Shinji: The farther the sound wave travels, the more it gradually falters until it's almost as low as a whisper. It can go even further than that, but human ears can't pick up on that. I feel it as a soft sensation.
Naruto: And... you can tell from which direction? stare
Shinji: A-yup.
Naruto: If your skin is so sensitive, would it hurt if i touched you? smile
Shinji: Not really...
Naruto: stare
Shinji: ... But it does hurt more when I'm hit, if that's what you're getting at.
Naruto: Oh.
Shinji: Heh. Don't think that means you can beat me in a match.
Naruto: But like you said, one hit could be twice as hard. twisted
Shinji: But can you hit me. Tat's something you'll have trouble with. wink
Naruto: In your dreams! I'm a lot less sluggish than you think! mad
Shinji: There's a sparring area in the back. *slanted smile* We could use that to settle the score.
Naruto: You're on, Deaf boy! *fox grin*
Shinji: Hmph. rolleyes

Okay, this is good, I think. xd Seems ever since I started this one, all I've done is keep on getting rid of characters one at a time. sweatdrop But don't worry, they'll all come back. blaugh btw, Cinnigang is a philippino food thingy. xd I'm not sure if that's how you spell it though...


XD well nyc scri.. well filipino food thingy? its spelled sinigang anyways.. nyc script... its so great making naruto jealous

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 6:15 pm


Sanee
x_Emerald Hearts_x
BEST SKIT EVER


Naruto: I love you Hinata. heart
Hinata: I love you too. 4laugh heart

Ya, see? Best skit ever. xd (I'm just joking, kay? sweatdrop )
That made me laugh for some unknown reason. xd

xd Glad it did... I just wanted to come back and do something in the guild....



And to mikka-hinata: Oh that's how it's spelled. xd Thank you. heart
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