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C h i p p y

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 3:02 am


Yes. We are all happy. And Chippy is happy for she gets to watch Ninjas behaving badly! ^__^

Iruka: *wakes up a little and sees screen with picture of Naruto licking chocolate strup off of Sasuke and faints again*

Mes Donts thinks Ruka chan likes it though. sweatdrop But it certainly keeps him qui- *cut off by sound of Roy and Ed's shananigans*

-__-... WILL YOU TWO KEEP IT DOWN AND HAVE SOME QUIET SMEX GODDAMIT! scream I AM TRYING TO WATCH NINJAS GONE WILD HE- oh look Kiba it is you!

Kiba: Uh... can we fastforward past this part?

Me: Is that Shikamaru with you? eek

For the pants.... you get earplugs. And a condam. or however the hell you spell that.

*inserts Kiba's fear of being wached for a stunt he "did for the money"*

Kiba: IT IS TRUE! I DID IT FOR THE MONEY!

me: Me thinks the lady doth protest to much! 4laugh
PostPosted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 10:50 am


Cassie:ZzZzZzZzZ....

Kakashi:She's asleep too. eek

Cassie:*gets up* evil

Kakashi:OH s**t! I forgot she as evil as Iruka when she wakes up. sweatdrop

Cassie:*gets up and walks to room where Ed and Roy are 'playing'*WOULD YOU SONS OF BITCHES KEEP IT DOWN! scream I'M TRYING TO ACTUALLY SLEEP DURING THE DAY FOR ONCE! scream
*walks back to couch and falls asleep next to Kakashi and Iruka*

Kakashi:^^;;

Ed and Roy: gonk crying

Kakashi:For Kiba-kuns fear you get to wake Cassie up in an hour.


*inserts tea*

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 3:08 am


*Drinks tea quietly*

Me: Psst Ed Roy come here *Hands them a key*

Roy: Is this a key to a hotel room?

Me; Yup! You wanna finsih what you started don't you?

Ed: *Suspsious* Are you sure its safe you know no rigged cameras or anything?

Me; Nope! *Crosses fingers behind back*

Roy: Lets go then *Sneaks off*

Me: For the tea you get and Alchemy book? *Shrugs* Ed must have left it here!

*Inserts bordom*
PostPosted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 12:01 pm


Kakashi:^^;;;They're still sleeping.

Iruka:*in sleep*Mmmmm, Kashi-kun, lower.*snuggles deeper into Kakashi's right side*

Cassie:*in her sleep as well*Stupid Ed, I told you to keep it down.

Kakashi:^^;; Anyway, you recieve the book, 'The rules of Xemnas', there's also a little note from Cassie. "If you've played KHII you will get this joke, if not, switch around the letters of the name."

Cassie:*in sleep*Oh, look at Demyx and Xigbar go at it.*snuggles deeper into Kakashi's left side*

Kakashi:^^;;;;;;;


*inserts sleep*

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 7:33 am


Oh i get the joke alright... Xemnas=Mansex *Snickers*

For the sleep you get coffee to wake you up!

Me: Im all alone *Pouts*

Sasuke: Me too

Me: Hey weren't you pissed at me before? on the other guild?

Sasuke: Yeah but im feeling to emo to be mad at you right now...

Me: Heh or is it becuase Itachi raped you again?

Sauke: Your so evil you know that?

Me: Yaoi fan = Evil get over it

*Inserts Sasuke's sound head band*
PostPosted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 2:05 pm


Kakashi:How could you be alone when you have me?*innocent look*

Ed and Roy:And us?*drink coffee*

Kakashi:Hey! Give that----nevermind.*sits back down to enjoy the warmth of his lover on one side and his admiring fangirl on the other*

Ed:For the Sound Head Band you get Sasu-cake!

Sasuke biggrin AMMIT! IT'S BAD ENOUGH CASSIE TALKS ABOUT IT ON THE PRETTY BOY GUILD! scream

Cassie:*gets up*=_=.......SHUT UP YOU b*****d!*hits Sasuke repeatedly and goes back to her spot on Kakashi's right side*

Sasuke: gonk crying gonk crying emo emo emo

Roy and Kakashi:*both looking at Cassie*^^;;;

Ed:Oh man, she's scary in her sleep.

Roy:So are you.

Ed:WHAT! TAKE THAT BACK YOU b*****d!

Roy biggrin ammit Fullmetal, you know what happens next.

Ed: gonk

Cassie:*Gets up, beats Ed, then goes back to spot to sleep*

Roy:Now I'm scared.


*inserts Ice*

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 3:56 pm


Me: Damn....Poor Sasuke...Poor Ed...Roy do something!

Roy: *Whispering* Like what?

Me: Uh taking your boyfriend to a hosptail ould be a good start ¬¬;;

Roy: *Rolls eyes* Alright alright! *Scoops unconsious blonde in his arms and walks off*

Naruto: What happend to Sasuke?

Me: Casie bat him up!

Naruto: Oh right...Uh you don't mind if i take him do you?

Me: By all means! *Naruto pics up Sasuke and dissapears in a puff of smoke*

For the Ice you get...I Yondamine doll!

*Inserts vanilla Milkshake*
PostPosted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 9:05 am


Cassie:*wakes up*.....YONDAIME DOLL!? heart o heart *jumps Jade*

Kakashi:Aw, and I was so warm too,oh well, I still have Iruka! ^^

Cassie:*cuddling doll and notices wreckage*Say.....what happened?

Roy:*just walked in and heard Cassie*You mean you don't remember beating Ed!?

Cassie:Nope.

Kakashi and Roy: sweatdrop

Kakashi:You recieve......tickets to RENT:The Broadway Musical.

Roy:Where did Cassie get the money for those!?

Cassie:I didn't kill Fangirls and Mary-Sues for profit! I swear!

Roy and Kakashi:Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhtttttttttttttttttttt.........

Cassie:Noone ever believes me.......

Kakashi:Of course not.^^

Cassie: crying


*inserts Chamomile Tea*

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 6:26 am


*Gets jumped* You're welcome!! Yay RENT tickets! *Hugs them happily* heart

Ed: *Comes in with a banadage wrapped arounf his head and is spported by crutches* DAMN YOU CASSIE!!! NOW ME AND ROY CAN'T HAVE SEX FOR A ******** MONTH! scream stressed

Roy: WHAT! eek

Ed: The doctor said that she fractured my hip! That means no sex untill it's healed! scream gonk

Me: Damn that's gonna suck! surprised sad

Ed: Tell me about it! sad cry

Roy: No sex! Noooooooooooo!!!! crying

For the tea you get...an I pod with a ll the Nauro and FMA songs downloaded onto it.
PostPosted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 2:53 pm


Cassie:=3

Kakashi: sweatdrop She doesn't care, she likes Elricest more anyways.

Ed:Ew, why?

Cassie:*huggling Yondy toy and Ipod*Ah, becuase Ed/Roy does NOTHING for me! =3

Ed: gonk ....dirty pervert...... stare

Kakashi and Cassie:No, that would be Jiraiya. biggrin

Ed: gonk .....for the.....you didn't give anything. sweatdrop

Cassie and Kakashi:Gasp!*dramatic*

Iruka:*in his sleep*Cut the damn dramatics Kashi, I said I didn't want to screw again tonight, now get some sleep.

Kakashi: eek ..... sweatdrop

Ed and Cassie: surprised ..... eek ....wierd


*inserts dolphin-shaped bread*

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 3:27 am


You know i agree with ed...Ew elicaest is one of the few things im actually scared of in Yaoi *Shudders* I don't mind peopel who liek ti but i hate it persoanlly esspecilly with the whole metal sex thing.

Ed: Finally someone agrees with me!

Me: RoyxEd is cuter Casieeeee!

Ed: I should have known heshe's defend her OTP ¬¬;;

Me: So? *Eats dolphon shaped bread*

Ed: Is all you can do is eat?

Me: Like you can talke Mr 'I-ate-100-bowls-of-rice-in-one-sitting'

Roy: *Hugs Ed gently* Thats the way i like him!

Me: Okay XD

For the bread you get...a scarecrow? Ohh refeance to Kakashi okay!

*Inserts One piece Manga*
PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 4:30 am


Cassie:I know but Roy/Ed just got so MUNDANE.

Kakashi:*reading One Piece*This is pretty good, do you have more?

Cassie:Maybe she has some JAPANESE volumes,you know, the SPOILERS

Kakashi:*pulls off one-eyed puppy dog look*Do you?

Cassie:*put on sunglasses*For the manga you get.....WTF!? THE RIGHTS TO NARUTO!

Kakashi:OH GOD! gonk


*inserts doughnut*

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 10:55 am


OMG THE RIGHTS TO NARUTO! *Grabs the,* ALRIGHT!!!!! *Dances with joy* Im SO making this manga a SasuNaru and KakaIru story XD

Ed: Oh jesus she's going to infect that show with her twisted mind! gonk

Roy: Im not bothoerd, he;s already twisted uos, we don't have a choice but to accept it, she DOES have rights to the show now! cool

Me; Im so Happy! For the doughnut you get...THE RIGTS TO ONE PIECE??? OMG! *Faints* xp

Roy: *Prods body with a stick* She;s tottaly out of it! xd

Ed: If i wasn't still hurt id have asked you if tyou wanted to make out *Pouts* crying

Roy: We still could you know... *Smirks* cool wink

Ed: No way! eek scream

Roy: I'll be gentle i promise! smile wink

Ed: No! *Hops away from Roy before the older man scoops Ed into his arms*

Roy: No esacpe now Chibi! wink

Ed: HELP!!!! gonk
PostPosted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 2:22 pm


Kakashi:Oh nooooooooooo.............*puts plugs on his and Iruka's ears*

Cassie:OMG OMG OMG OMG! I GOT THE RIGHTS TO ONE PIECE! I AM SO MAKING IT A ZOROSANJI AND ACESMOKER YAOI! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! 4laugh xd *passes out*

Kakashi:Oh man, shes out again.*leaves Irukas side for a second to get the Fangirl*

Kakashi:*gets comfy again*There, I'm warm again. For the XXX rated activities you recieve, Ed won't like this, the rights to FMA.

Kakashi:*inserts Yondy shaped choclate*

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 11:24 am


OMG! tHE RIGTHS TO fma! ALRIGHT! *Hugs* Heh heh heh I think you guys already know what im gonna do with this... twisted Oh and i love ZoroxSanji too ^_^

for the rights to FMA you get Ed's alchemy watch ^_^

RoyxEd room *Moans groans ans shouts of "YOU ******** TEASE!" come form the room*
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