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 Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 1:50 pm
Hoshiko-Narutos_Girl HE HIT KAKASHI AND JIRAIYA TOO! gonk ON PURPOSE! scream Let's give that van to Itachi! Ohh, I can see that! Sasuke: -comes home teary eyed- Sakura: Oh Sasuke-kun, what's the matter? Sasuke: The mini-van's gone! Sakura: -fake symothy- Ohh, that's terrible! Inner Sakura: THAT'S BECAUSE I SOLD IT! CHA! Sasuke: Yea, I wonder where it is... Young son: -crawls in- Mommy solded it! ^_^ Sasuke: What?! Sakura: I'm sorry honey, but it was for your and Konoha's own good! Sasuke: Damn...I wonder who- -Ding Dong- Sakura: Coming! -opens doo- Itachi: Hey Sasuke-kun! ^^ Sasuke: -angry- What the hell do you want?! Itachi: Check out the new ride! -points to THE MINI-VAN!- Sasuke: ..... Sakura: Itachi-san I'm sorry but I think you should lea-- Sasuke: -Pounces on Itachi-
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Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 9:05 pm
tenshinohana-chan Hoshiko-Narutos_Girl HE HIT KAKASHI AND JIRAIYA TOO! gonk ON PURPOSE! scream Let's give that van to Itachi! Ohh, I can see that! Sasuke: -comes home teary eyed- Sakura: Oh Sasuke-kun, what's the matter? Sasuke: The mini-van's gone! Sakura: -fake symothy- Ohh, that's terrible! Inner Sakura: THAT'S BECAUSE I SOLD IT! CHA! Sasuke: Yea, I wonder where it is... Young son: -crawls in- Mommy solded it! ^_^ Sasuke: What?! Sakura: I'm sorry honey, but it was for your and Konoha's own good! Sasuke: Damn...I wonder who- -Ding Dong- Sakura: Coming! -opens doo- Itachi: Hey Sasuke-kun! ^^ Sasuke: -angry- What the hell do you want?! Itachi: Check out the new ride! -points to THE MINI-VAN!- Sasuke: ..... Sakura: Itachi-san I'm sorry but I think you should lea-- Sasuke: -Pounces on Itachi- that was hilarious rofl i can soo imagine that happening.
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Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:10 pm
xD Oooh. Sasuke vs. Sakura: Volume I
Sasuke's Arguement: Not only did Sakura sell Sasuke's precious mini-van, she sold it to Itachi.
Sakura's Arguement: It's for the safety of Konoha!
xD I think Itachi would give that van a paint-job, ne? I mean, blue isn't Itachi's color. >> More like, black leather seating with the GPS Navigation, and a black paint job with red Akatsuki cloud details.
o.o And rims. x3
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Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 8:49 pm
Ignore her when she starts Naggin? question ninja
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Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 3:30 am
Iia xD Oooh. Sasuke vs. Sakura: Volume I
Sasuke's Arguement: Not only did Sakura sell Sasuke's precious mini-van, she sold it to Itachi.
Sakura's Arguement: It's for the safety of Konoha!
xD I think Itachi would give that van a paint-job, ne? I mean, blue isn't Itachi's color. >> More like, black leather seating with the GPS Navigation, and a black paint job with red Akatsuki cloud details.
o.o And rims. x3 now that sounds like a car. i can imagine sasuke's reaction when he sees it: ita:what do u think little brother? sas:what happened to my dark blue paint-job with our uchia symbol on each side and black and blue leather seating. why is there akatsuki clouds on it?! u added rims too. u b*****d! ita:brother u have to know ur old cars style was, how shall i say it ugly and poor taste of style on it brother. sas:grr... die!! *he pounces itachi*
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Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 11:59 am
danm this is some good crack!DANM NEED MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!*jumping up and down from coffe*
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Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 12:07 pm
rubystarkiki Iia xD Oooh. Sasuke vs. Sakura: Volume I
Sasuke's Arguement: Not only did Sakura sell Sasuke's precious mini-van, she sold it to Itachi.
Sakura's Arguement: It's for the safety of Konoha!
xD I think Itachi would give that van a paint-job, ne? I mean, blue isn't Itachi's color. >> More like, black leather seating with the GPS Navigation, and a black paint job with red Akatsuki cloud details.
o.o And rims. x3 now that sounds like a car. i can imagine sasuke's reaction when he sees it: ita:what do u think little brother? sas:what happened to my dark blue paint-job with our uchia symbol on each side and black and blue leather seating. why is there akatsuki clouds on it?! u added rims too. u b*****d! ita:brother u have to know ur old cars style was, how shall i say it ugly and poor taste of style on it brother. sas:grr... die!! *he pounces itachi*
Itachi: *shoves Sasuke off easily* Look at this! *gets in the van and it starts bouncing* I got HYDROLICS, too. =w=
Sasuke: ...><
Itachi: *cackles and turns on the radio with his uber big loud speakers*
*inside the house*
Sakura: o.o *feels the ground shaking from the sound* Are we under attack?!
Kid: *runs outside* gonk Daddy where are yo- O________O...UNCLE TACHI THAT IS THE MOST AWESOMEST THING EVER!
Sasuke: Dx
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Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 2:11 am
Iia rubystarkiki Iia xD Oooh. Sasuke vs. Sakura: Volume I
Sasuke's Arguement: Not only did Sakura sell Sasuke's precious mini-van, she sold it to Itachi.
Sakura's Arguement: It's for the safety of Konoha!
xD I think Itachi would give that van a paint-job, ne? I mean, blue isn't Itachi's color. >> More like, black leather seating with the GPS Navigation, and a black paint job with red Akatsuki cloud details.
o.o And rims. x3 now that sounds like a car. i can imagine sasuke's reaction when he sees it: ita:what do u think little brother? sas:what happened to my dark blue paint-job with our uchia symbol on each side and black and blue leather seating. why is there akatsuki clouds on it?! u added rims too. u b*****d! ita:brother u have to know ur old cars style was, how shall i say it ugly and poor taste of style on it brother. sas:grr... die!! *he pounces itachi*
Itachi: *shoves Sasuke off easily* Look at this! *gets in the van and it starts bouncing* I got HYDROLICS, too. =w=
Sasuke: ...><
Itachi: *cackles and turns on the radio with his uber big loud speakers*
*inside the house*
Sakura: o.o *feels the ground shaking from the sound* Are we under attack?!
Kid: *runs outside* gonk Daddy where are yo- O________O...UNCLE TACHI THAT IS THE MOST AWESOMEST THING EVER!
Sasuke: Dx
Sasuke: Get that moving junkyard OFF MY PROPERTY!!!!
Itachi: Foolish little brother. Do you not see the beauty that is the SI320 - New! iSphere™ ZipConnect™ MP3 Player Docking Speaker System? You lack utter coolness, little brother.
Kids: Waaaaiiiii! Itachi no jiichan is sooooo cool!
advertises, gets shot
I disclaim the brand.
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Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 7:11 am
Sakura: *wlaks outside* WHAT is going on?!
Kid: O_O Momma. Uncle Tachi PIMPED our old minivan!
Sakura: Wow, Itachi. You really did a job on that car. n.n
Itachi: Thank you. <3 Little nephew(or niece), you wanna come ride? Look, I got a drivers license! *hold out the card*
Kid: Dad! can I go? Can I? Can I? Can I?
Sasuke: Absolutely NOT! ><
Kid: ....MOM! Can I?
Sakura: Sure hun, go ahead. n.n Itachi, he(or she) needs to be back home by -
Sasuke: 2 o'clock.
Sakura: Sasuke-kun...it's 1:55. -o-
Ssuke: And your point?
Sakura: *twacked him* ^_^ By 6 o'clock.
Itachi: No problem! Hop on in, kiddo!
Kid: Yay! *jumps in the minivan*
*the drive off*
Sasuke: ;-; He never wanted to ride in it with me? ....Dammit! >< Curse Itachi and his SI320 - New! iSphere™ ZipConnect™ MP3 Player Docking Speaker System!
Sakura: Maybe it's because Itachi can actually drive.
Sasuke: You're my wife! You're supposed to me on my side! gonk
Sakura: And by the way, if you want tomato sauce for pasta tonight, you're gonna have to run to the grocery store.
Sasuke: WHAT?!
Sakura: x.x And you can go visit Kakashi from the hospital since you HIT HIM with that van. n.n
Sasuke: ...*blinks*
Sakura: ^_^ <3 *walks back inside.
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Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 8:14 am
So, by force, Sasuke goes to visit Kakashi in the hospital (Sakura also said to bring him flowers)
Sasuke: -walks into hospital-
Receptionist: Hello, how may I help you? <3
Sasuke: Uhhmm, I'm hear to visit somebody
Receptionist: Sure! Who do you wish to see?
Sasuke: Kakashi Hatake, my old sensei
Receptionist: -hearts in eyes for split second at the mention of 'Kakashi'- Kakashi-san is in Room 14--Wait, what's your name again?
Sasuke: Sasuke Uchila.
Receptionist: Mr.Hatake requests you not visit.
Sasuke: What?! WHY?!
Receptionist: YOU HIT HIM WITH A MINI-VAN!
Sasuke:........................So?
Receptionist: -is actually a crazed kakashi fangirl- GAHHHH! -attacks Sasuke-
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Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 9:19 am
*back home*
Sasuke: *has a black eye*
Sakura: Welcome hoeme, dear! Is Kakashi-sensei feeling weEEEEEK! What happened to your eye!?
Sasuke: >> Um. Uh. xP
Sakura: Tell me!
Sasuke: The nurse beat me up.
Sakura: Speak up, Sasuke-kun. I can't understand you.
Sasuke: Nothing. >< Kakashi didn't want me to visit. He's mad.
Sakura: ...Well, I want you to go back and demand entry to his room. You are going to apologize to Kakashi-sensei, and aftre, you're going to apologize to everyone you hit.
Sasuke: ...even the cat?
Sakura: YES. EVEN THE CAT.
Sasuke: .__. Y-yes ma'am. *walks back to the hospital with his now slightly messed up flowers*
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Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 7:31 pm
xD Interesting. VERY interesting!
Sasuke: *finally gets back to the hospital* I need a diguise!
Sasuke: *dresses up as a clown* Hello!
Nurse: *stares* May..I..Help.. You? *forced smile*
Sasuke: Id like to see Hatake Kakashi. My client, Haruno Sakura, hired me to make Hatake-san feel better! *squeezes rubber thingy*
Nurse: Sure! Room 141! *smiles*
Sasuke: *snickers in the elevator and walks into Kakashi's room*
Sasuke: Long time no see Sensai... *changes back to normal, gives him the flowers* Sorry. *leaves through the window*
- Goes through-out Kohana -
Sasuke: Um.. Hi miss. I was wondering.. if.. I.. could.. see your.. cat.. for a minute! *half smile half smirk*
Woman: Sureee... But Mr. Snuffles died a week ago. After he got hit by this blue mini-van, she was never the same. Two days after that, she died. *sniffles* i must go now.
Sasuke: Ja. *thinks* Great! What the hell am I supposed to say to Sakura!
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Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 7:41 pm
XD A clown? That made me laugh out loud.
Kakashi: *looks at the flowers* ....? *grabs the hospital phone*
*at Sakura's house*
Sakura: *picks up the phone* Hello?
Kakashi: Yo.
Sakura: Kakashi-sensei! Hi!
Kakashi: How are you?
Sakura: Never mind that, how are YOU doing? Listen, I'm SO sorry about what happened...
Kakashi: No problem, but umm, is Sasuke okay?
Sakura: ...What do you mean?
Kakashi: You see, he came in dressed as a clown, then undid his disguise, gave me flowers, said 'sorry' and jumped out the window.
Sakura: o.o...Did you take pictures?
Kakashi: I have no camera.
Sakura: Damn...
Kakashi: You've got him wrapped around your finger, don't you?
Sakura: Damn straight. *snickers* He even has to apologize to the cat he hit.
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Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 2:37 am
hahaha now thats funny rofl
sas:sakura im home.
sak:sasuke-kun did u apolygies to everyone?
sas:*mumbles* not the cat.
sak:then do it tommorow then.
sas:but he died.
sak:YOU killed a innocent cat?
sas:uh...yes....
*she was about to hit him but loud music was outside. sasuke and sakura went out*
sak:itachi is home with the kids. and on time too.
sas:grr...damn itachi.
kid:mommy, mommy, itachi no jiichan's car is soo cool.
sak:u must have had a good time.
ita surprised f course. who cant have a cool time with me.
sas:*grumble* me.
kid:dad r u jealous?
sas:im not.
ita surprised just get it off ur chest little brother.
sas:I AM NOT! scream
sak:*whacks him* sasuke control ur anger.
sas:yes dear.
kid: uncle itachi did x-zibit pimp ur car in his show 'pimp my ride'?
ita:no he did not. i used my own style to make it. *whispers* but i think ur father might needed help from his old style.
kid:*snicker*
sas:what did u tell him? and who the hell is this so called x-zibit and this show called 'pimp my ride'?
kid:dad only cool people know who he is and the show.
sas:but..but.. gonk
sak:sasuke-kun go to bed u had a rough day.
sas:fine but itachi has to leave.
kid:i invited him for dinner. is it ok dad?
sas surprised f course not.
kid:mom?
sak:sure sweetie we would love to have itachi here.
sas surprised no we....
ita:dear brother go to bed and rest ur anger that u have. *he pushes sasuke in his room and locks it*
ita:do u guys feel like some curry tonight? ill cook it.
kid:cool even uncle itachi can cook.
sas:even my own child thinks hes cooler than me. crying
i feel sorry for sasuke now....no not really after what he did to naruto and sakura and konoha in the manga. hope he returns soon.
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Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 6:18 am
Sakura: Are you absolutely certain and sure that you apologized to EVERYONE?
Sasuke: I told you, even the cat!!!
Sakura: But didn't you run over trashcans and post signs too?
Sasuke: *dons clown nose and sighs* I'll go over to the street cleaners...
Yes, Sakura has Sasuke whipped. twisted
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