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 Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 3:45 am
NO, we are in Neww Jersey right now
Whats so bad with it?
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 3:48 am
A. Because I'm bored, and she took my coloring book, and I'm tired... and I don't wanna drive anymore...
Q. Why don't you take the wheel?
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 4:02 am
A: I won't because it's illegal for dogs to drive.
Q: What did you see down by the bay?
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 4:03 am
A. Water and a Magic Genie.
Q. Why do people BASE jump?
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 4:08 am
A. Cuz it's really hard to phase jump.
Q. Should you let the cat out of the bag?
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 4:20 am
A: In a bit. He's got enough air left to last another 15 minutes or so.
Q: Is it morally wrong to think of peanut butter in a sexual way?
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 4:26 am
A. Only if the peanut is over the experation date.
Q. Why was the colour blue deemed to be blue?
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 4:30 am
A. Cause it wasn't a colour it was a color.
Q. Why do dogs hate cats?
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 5:13 am
A: It's a long historical thing. It all started when Benny the cat prince stole from Chica, the Chihuahua queen. Now the Chihuahuas were too small to fight back so they called on their allies, the Mexican Hairlesses. They declared war on the royal cats. Still, they were outnumbered and overpowered by the royal cats and their army and lost the first battle. Eventually they had to call in the British Bulldogs and the Great Danes to get the cats out and they caught poor Prince Benny and his family and brutally executed them, but they believe his younger sister Anastasia escaped. The peasant cats became outraged and began to fight back. Eventually it was an all out world war between the dogs and the cats. And to this day there is a running rivalry and hatred between the dogs and the cats.
Q: Why is it so easy to make things up?
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 8:44 am
A: Because that's what fiction writers do, and we are all fiction writers.
Q: Why? Don't you have enough gold?
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 8:54 am
A: because I like to pick flowers on Sundays.
Q: Why are cherry blossoms call cherry blossoms?
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 8:56 am
A: Because they're cherried flowers?
Q: How did you get so tall?
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 9:10 am
A: By hanging around tall people.
Q: Why do insects like bright lights?
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 11:09 am
A) Because they are afriad of dark ones.
Q) Why was I invited to a guild?
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 11:12 am
pixyseshy A) Because they are afriad of dark ones. Q) Why was I invited to a guild? Ahem!....I think we should let that question be answered by... DR. STUPID!!  YOU WERE INVITED BECAUSE THE WHALES ANNOUCED A FULL ON WAR WITH TERMITES!!Q: If I put a flashlight into a plastic bag, will it inflate?
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