Since meeting with Wilson, Gravity decided not to stray too far from the fellow hunter too often. It was good to know where his comrades were, and that he wasn't alone in this dilemma. For one thing, this was more than a weirdly vivid dream. This was a mission. And if that mission meant taste testing a desserts table? Then hey, he'd take the bullet.
After all, one of his greatest weakness was dessert!
It had been arduous climbing up that chair to get to the goods. He deserved every crumb on this table! "It's like you said, can't gloss over any possible leads." He said almost childishly as he looked over the food with hungry eyes. "So like.. it could be all poisonous brain-washing cakes or it could be clues so like..."
He edged towards a giant sundae. "So...like..." He climbed into the bowl and fell in.
If he drowned, he'd drown happy.
MY STATS
My character's username: Gravity My character's level: 5 Character's HP: 30 Character's Job Class: White Rabbit Current party: Current Guild: Location: Small IC description of character:Visual Character journal:HERE
Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2014 1:36 pm
SCIENCE froze, having managed to gain a perch on Ouroboros-Tea's shoulders. What in Halloween was coming out of his mouth? She again gripped his face, and this time pulled it upwards, trying to see inside his mouth.
"BAD NEWS! YOU ARE SPEAKING IN TONGUES. IT'S OKAY, THOUGH! I'LL PROTECT YOU!" she assured him, hugging his head to her stomach, and petting his hair soothingly. Movement in front of Ouro redirected her attention with a snap, and she stared as someone called BoiisonFIYAH make faces at them.
She went completely rigid, unaware that this was probably pretty uncomfortable for the person she was trying to protect. For a long moment, she just stared at Boiison with her one, gigantic red eye.
"AAAAAAHHHHHHH!" SCIENCE screamed and launched herself at Boiison from Ouro's shoulders. A threat! He was casting some weird voodoo magics on Ouro!
MY STATS
My character's username: SCIENCE My character's level: Level 12 Character's HP: 30/30 Character's Job Class: Mad Hatter Current party: Solo Current Guild: No Guild Location: ??? Small IC description of character: Small, grey-skinned, single eyed, and incredibly energetic. This little Hatter can often be seen keeping a grip on her hat as she runs from place to place. Character journal:Link!
endejester
Magician Arcana
ATTAAAAAAACK!
Zee Oddwyn
Tenacious Bookworm
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Carhop Cavalier
Familiar Teenager
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Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2014 1:37 pm
Okay, too much banana. SANDSHARK decided it was high time to move on to something else. Maybe something less sweet? Yeah, that'd be good...
Cake...pop? He would have loved to ignore the horror of two massively sweet things combined into one, but the Pocket Card urged him to try it. Ugh... this damn world. He couldn't wait to get back to eating meat and fish. More reason to get out, he supposed.
Taking one teeny bite of cake batter and nearly gagging, he forced the far too sweet chocolatey cake down his throat.
Kaiyumi
< TO NIGHTBLOOM: Oh my god the cake pops were way too sweet... WAIT. WHY AM I INVISIBLE? I CAN'T SEE MY HANDS. WHAT THE ******** IS GOING ON IN THIS PLACE AUGH. >
Nerpin
< TO MAYBEALLAN: HELP I'M INVISIBLE WHAT DO I DO ARE YOU INVISIBLE TOO OH MY GOD THIS IS SO STUPID. >
This was shocking, so much so that he was acting far out of his normal path. This ******** game...
MY STATS
My character’s username: SANDSHARK My character’s level: 20 Character’s HP: 30 Character’s Job Class: Gryphon Current party: n / a Current Guild: Penumbra Location: Tulgey Woods Small IC description of character: A tall and bony man with a gold trimmed coat and long auburn hair covering his eyepatch. Tends to have a sneer on his face and looks down his nose at people. Character journal:Here!
Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2014 1:43 pm
'Shake didn't know where she would end up, but she prayed it was the next area. She'd heard music start, so she followed it. At last, the woods seemed to clear and what appeared was something like a tea party. She looked around at the lights strung on lines, and the tea cups that were chipped and empty, some full too.
Then she saw all the food. The delicious sweets. All of them marked with the same two words. Try me. Well, you don't have to tell 'Shake twice.
She tried to decide what she wanted to try first. She could go with the Apple Pie or the Cake Pops. But one caught her eye. The Honey Tart. She began to drool as she walked over to where it was.
As she sliced herself a plate of it, she could only think about how good it was going to taste. She picked up a fork and began to eat a bite. However, a bite was all that she was able to get before the effect began to work. As she looked at her hand, she saw that her fingers that had been there, were now gone, and her hand was turned into a paw. A white fluffy paw.
The plate dropped to the ground, and 'Shake ran- no hopped -over to the nearest pool of water and looked into it. And she was stricken with fear. She was a rabbit. A March Hare.
GREAT.
Just great.
OOC
My character's username: harlemshake My character's level: 6 Character's HP: 30/30 Character's Job Class: Cheshire Current party:lonewolfbitch Alone Current Guild: None Currently Location: Mad Tea Party Small IC description of character: 5'0" girl (or at least, she attempted to make her short), with darker skin. Curly hair, and white accessories.
Moving on to a wobbling pillar of gelatin, SANDSHARK hoped that it wasn't overtly sweet. Maybe it was some sort of coconut gelatin, or natural honey, or hell even cactus juice. But no, dear ancestors no, it was ******** GRAPE. He choked it down with teary, burning eyes at the disgusting sweetness and overtly bitter, medicinal taste at the end. Why, oh why..
Why was everyone around him suddenly a tree. This wasn't right, was it? Not again, not more talking trees... He thought he'd left Tulgey Woods!
Kaiyumi
< TO NIGHTBLOOM: Are you seeing talking trees too? Everyone is a tree... we're not going to glitch again, are we? I hope not! Keep safe if we do!"
Nerpin
< TO MAYBEALLAN: You haven't turned into a tree, have you? It seems that everyone is a talking tree... It's a good thing I'm invisible, I guess. No monster trees seeing me this time around. >
MY STATS
My character’s username: SANDSHARK My character’s level: 20 Character’s HP: 30 Character’s Job Class: Gryphon Current party: n / a Current Guild: Penumbra Location: Tulgey Woods Small IC description of character: A tall and bony man with a gold trimmed coat and long auburn hair covering his eyepatch. Tends to have a sneer on his face and looks down his nose at people. Character journal:Here!
Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2014 1:48 pm
Unlike Otto, R0GU3 had managed to go through a plethora of desserts already. Rabbit ears twitching, he looked down at his stomach and patted it with one hand. It seemed he had room for one more dish, but which one? There were still so many more he wanted to try. Humming, he surveyed the different desserts placed across the table until he noticed a fellow rabbit hunter wandering around. As pleased as he was to see Otto take his advice to heart, there was something about the look in the boy’s eyes that seemed to hint at ulterior motives. “…is that so?”
Yet R0GU3 became alarmed when he suddenly climbed into a bowl of banana split and didn’t immediately come out. “O—G-Gravity…?” He scampered over and climbed in after him.
He hadn’t had a sundae in years, anyways. 5/5
MY STATS
My character's username: R0GU3R4BB1T My character's level: 18 (0 EXP) Character's HP: 30 Character's Job Class: White Rabbit Current party: n/a Current Guild: n/a Location: n/a Small IC description of character: A rather tall lad with black hair and red streaks. Donned in red and white. Although he seems a bit confused, he takes it all in stride and comes across as rather amiable. Character journal:link
Syusaki
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Carhop Cavalier
Familiar Teenager
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Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2014 1:50 pm
The pocket card happily chimed that he only had to try one more dessert before leaving the area, and he gladly obliged. The last one... maybe he could finally find something that wasn't tooth rot.
Peach cobbler? Peaches weren't super sweet if he remembered correctly. Taking a pinky-tip sized amount, he at least didn't gag or choke. Still nasty though...
Kaiyumi
< TO NIGHTBLOOM: You know, once when I was just a little tyke, I accidentally ate some of my mother's poison herbs... my entire butt was covered in boils. And no, not the people, but the actual physical condition. I had to wear special soft underwear for a month... >
Nerpin
< TO MAYBEALLAN: When i was a teenager, I had this stupid crush on a girl from another clan. She visited my family periodically with her family, since apparently our fathers worked together on special assignments. She was so beautiful... I tried asking her out with some charred scorpions and a bottle of agave juice. She laughed in my face, and I cried in front of her. >
MY STATS
My character’s username: SANDSHARK My character’s level: 20 Character’s HP: 30 Character’s Job Class: Gryphon Current party: n / a Current Guild: Penumbra Location: Tulgey Woods Small IC description of character: A tall and bony man with a gold trimmed coat and long auburn hair covering his eyepatch. Tends to have a sneer on his face and looks down his nose at people. Character journal:Here!
Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2014 2:03 pm
<< Enter OceanDancer >> [1/5]
Well this was an amazing looking table that is for sure! It was set up so amazingly and she was almost amazed to find it sitting here, and slightly amused at the same time. She started to investigate the table and then suddenly was the desert was there (and large!). This world just kept getting odder and odder. Then again she wasn't completely complaining! The deserts looked amazing! It was almost as if everything that she loved was right in front of her!
She examined the treats, trying to figure out if she should eat some or not in the first place. But the more she thought about it the more she was thinking, honestly there was so much it couldn't hurt for her to eat some! She walked through the plates, looking around at everyone else, trying to figure out which one she was going to eat. She wandered her way toward the Apple Pie. It looked amazing and also smelt amazingly sweet which is her favorite kind of treat. She thought about it, was she going to eat it with her hands? Well why not!? She reached her hand out and grabbed a small handful and took a bite out of it.
She closed her eyes enjoying the flavors but as she opened them again everything was getting bigger. Well this was odd... but it then got odder as she noticed that she was actually shrinking! Everyone was huge and she was tiny and now suddenly this desert thing didn't seem like that much fun! "Please don't step on me!" She called out trying to make her way to the closest safe looking place! She really didn't want to get stepped on!
MY STATS
My character's username: OceanDancer My character's level: 6 Character's HP: 30/30 Character's Job Class: White Rabbit Current party: Current Guild: Location: Tulgey Woods Small IC description of character: Tall, slender girl, with her dirty blonde hair pulled back into a tight bun. Wearing a red and white, white rabbit outfit. Normally appears pretty pleasant and friendly, but pretty average. Character journal: [Boop]
00zingTea practically ran toward the music when she noticed that the forest, that stupid forest, finally started to thin out. She was so tired of talking trees!
She came upon a table and an odd array of chairs, all of which were towering over her. Did she mention how she was also tired of being too small. It wasn't a forest though, she had to remind herself, and she begrudgingly scaled one of the chairs to see if there was anything of interest on the table.
There was a sign, totally not worth the climb. The hatter took a second to catch her breath and then stomped over to the sign. While she had found previous signs generally not useful, this one told her to ring for tea. She would love some tea, with sugar of course. Ring what though?
00zingTea scanned the table for a bell or gong or something. Suddenly tableware popped into existence. Teapots, saucers, spoons and desserts. 00zingTea was never going to leave this area, it had sweets. Hardly stopping to see what around she ran to the nearest dish.
The ice cream was piled high. This was pure bliss. 00zingTea grabbed the nearest spoon and slammed a spoonful into her mouth. It was the best vanilla ice cream she had ever tasted. It was so invigorating.
The hatter sneered at any nearby players while she announced all manner of terribly hard to read text. "1 4m 7h3 qu33n 0f 5w3375, b0w b3f0r3 m3 n00b5!"
My character's username: 00zingTea My character's level: Eight Character's HP: 30 Current party: N/A Current Guild: N/A Location: Zone 2 Small IC description of character: 00zingTea is a colorful sparkling slime-girl. She is predominantly pink with a sort of light prism effect in her hair. Character journal:BATTLE ENTRY LOG
ANY PERSON I AM RPING WITH I WILL QUOTE LIKE THIS
Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2014 2:12 pm
When SCIENCE launched herself at him, Boi cried out in surprise and bewilderment. "T-THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE I'M INVISIBLE!"
Well, it didn't much matter since he was tackled to the ground. There had to be some way to get out of this. Tickle attack? Tickle attack! "WOOOO I am a tickling ghost you are being tiiiickleeeed!"
Zee Oddwyn
COUNTER ATTACK!!
OOC
My character's username: BoiisonFIYAH My character's level: 23 Character's HP: 30 Current party: Current Guild: Raiders of the Lost Arc Location: Small IC description of character: A tall, thin guy with orange-blonde hair in a pony, two large brown wings, in the red and orange Rabbit outfit with gray fluff.
Why was no one inviting her to things, was she not the best. It didn't really matter though with all these sweets. She spotted some cupcakes out of the corner of her eyes. She bolted over and took a bite. Red velvet and cream cheese frosting, so good!
Immediately she questioned what exactly she had just said as the weird euphoria fell away. Suddenly her clothes began to glow. No, not glow, they just became pink, neon pink!
"THIS IS AMAZING!!" She called out and danced about the table. She decided she better save some desserts for later. It was a tough decision that was only made easier because she was still stuffing her face full of cupcakes.
[+1 fragment]
OOC
My character's username: 00zingTea My character's level: Eight Character's HP: 30 Current party: N/A Current Guild: N/A Location: Zone 2 Small IC description of character: 00zingTea is a colorful sparkling slime-girl. She is predominantly pink with a sort of light prism effect in her hair. Character journal:BATTLE ENTRY LOG
Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2014 2:27 pm
Was he serious?? Some wierdo newb waving his hand right up in his face like he wouldn't notice him otherwise? God this was the type of player who thought that they could trade people their basic user clothes for final-boss armor!! What was he thinking!! "0|/|6, //07 12 j00 d01||'? S70p d47 ||00b! 1 c4|| s33 j00 |=1||3 //17#0|_|7 '/0 #4||d 1|| |/|'/ |=4c3! |_34r|| '/0 |<3'/b04rd c0||7r0|_2 b3|=0r3 1 s37 j00 2 r3-sp4//|| //17# 73# j4bb3r//0c|<3'/!"
He swatted at the offending hand to shoo 'BoiisonFIYAH' away in aggravation.
"'/0!! ||0! //47 R |_| d01||'?! 637 '/0 #4||d2 0|=|= |/|'/ |_337 s3|_|=!! |=4||61r|_!! d12 b ||07 @ P/P 4r34!! j00 c4|| ||07 s|/|07#3r |/|3 //17# '/0 |_|b3r r4c| He squirmed against her amazing grip, man she must have some kind of user mod that let her hold onto his badass self, there was no way she could have otherwise contained his raw power.
She was definately crazy though, he couldn't blame her for fangirling over him though, he WAS just that awesome. But watching her launch at the n00b was... well he couldn't quite decide if it 'R0x0r3d' or if it was just weird.
"|=4||61r|_... 1 7#1|||< |_| r 73# 0||3 //#0 ||33d2 @ |/|3d1c. S0|/|30||3 #42 p//||7 '/0 s4||17'/ d47 b 4 s|_|r3.
Was it time to leave the woods already? Robert would have been more disheartened by this knowledge, if it weren't for the fact that the next level was home to him. The moment he saw that table, he ran for it, only to see it get larger, and larger, and larger...
Oh, bother.
Again, Wonderland refused to let him be troubled for long, as a vast array of giant desserts presented themselves in front of him. Yes.. yes this would do very nicely.
Quote:
Red Velvet Cupcakes
He went straight for the red velvet cupcakes, found the first one to delight his senses most, and bellyflopped right into it with his mouth open. The taste was so good, it helped to distract from the fact that eating it turned his outfit pink.
But he was covered in frosting by the time he got out, anyway. So he could hardly tell anything had changed.
OOC
My character's username: HULKWICH My character's level: 35 Character's HP: 40/40 Character's Job Class: Mad Hatter Current party: Current Guild: Penumbra Location: Small IC description of character: Other than a pair of white angel wings, this particular mad hatter looks remarkably normal at first glance. Blonde, spiky hair and a looming tall build - but to look in his eyes is to understand why he'd been picked for his job class. Blood red, with dark circles under them, and one was dilated fully and usually twitching. Mad was a good way to put it. Character journal:[ Battle Entry Log ]
Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2014 2:30 pm
Peach Cobbler
Quote:
IC EFFECT: You start to spill out your most embarrassing (embarrassing, but not horrifying) secrets to anyone nearby. Heck, you'll even do it in all the chats. You can't help yourself from telling people who you got lost when you were in scareling school, or how you peed in your pants when you were five. This effect persists for an hour.
Peach Cobbler was one of his favorite desserts, as a child. After his altercation with the red velvet cupcakes, he waddled over and slid his entire body into the warm peach cobbler, eating it from the inside out.
IC EFFECT: You suddenly feel like < YOUR USERNAME HERE> THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS. Nothing can stop you. You can overcome ANYTHING. Everyone is a puny n00b compared to you. With your l337 haxx0r skills you'll hit level 99 and pwn everything, everyone can l2play. (Basically you become a game elitist). It also makes your speaking/ typing terrible. This effect persists for an hour.
Nothing went better with warm peach cobbler like a nice scoop of vanilla ice cream. He'd crawled out of the pie to go lick the giant scoop, still spouting out truths to his guildies through the guild chat, when suddenly his skill level at speaking veered harshly to inaudible. And more importantly, he felt like an elitist player.
So, in truth, Robert felt abit peckish, but other than that he was about the same.
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