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prolixity rolled 1 6-sided dice: 2 Total: 2 (1-6)

prolixity

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:32 pm


The next lump of sand contained nothing but sand.

I want to smash something, Ferros complained peevishly.
Blade Kuroda rolled 1 6-sided dice: 3 Total: 3 (1-6)
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:33 pm


Deryk shook off the juice of the melon from his blade. It was gonna get all sticky later. He just knew it. Using one arm to hold onto his chest, he just shifted the sand around with his foot to try and uncover another melon. This time around there was little luck in doing so.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:34 pm


Okay, so they were on a beach.

Murdering watermelons. Beach watermelons.

It was actually pretty good stress-relief, and while Sasha was by no means feeling normal... well. Melon massacre was kind of making her feel better.

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OVERALL MELON MANSLAUGHTER: 5
prolixity rolled 1 4-sided dice: 2 Total: 2 (1-4)
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:34 pm


((wrong dice))

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:34 pm


And Deryk rooted some more.
Blade Kuroda rolled 1 6-sided dice: 5 Total: 5 (1-6)
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:35 pm


Oh! There was a suspicious hump of sand. Deryk sifted it some. Nope. It was just a rock underneath.

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Blade Kuroda rolled 1 6-sided dice: 3 Total: 3 (1-6)

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:37 pm


"Why do we even gotta smash these? Can't we get one just to eat? This suuuuuuuuuuuucks," Deryk whined.
Bilious rolled 1 6-sided dice: 5 Total: 5 (1-6)
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:37 pm


Jerry was blushing profusely as she made her way out of the changing room, donning her new bikini.

Nevermind the fact even in normal situation he was wary to go anywhere without a shirt on, her 'turtle-shell' of burn scar tissue, array of various bite-mark scars and everything else was displayed in horrible plain sight, even with the vintage cut.

Lips pursed, he made his way back over to Sasha sheepishly, glancing about as everyone seemed to be summoning their weapons and... splitting melons?

"Are you alright?" She offered gently, poking at the sand with her cane as she approached.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:37 pm


Following Ami back out onto the beach with her hunter coat worn over her beach attire, the sun hunter could only watch with amusement over the vicious slaughter of watermelons taking place. What a waste..they taste so nice too..

Hearing something about water, Xedis groaned at the thought. :If you even dare taking my into water with them..: Relax, I'm not going to dunk you under water or anything. Stop being a sourpuss, Xedis. Her words were only answered with a rude snort as she scanned the island for any watermelons.

"If this is the mission, then I have to question Dues Ex's sanity.."


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Baneful rolled 1 6-sided dice: 1 Total: 1 (1-6)
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:38 pm




Rep went looking for a melon to examine to see what the hell the big deal even was.

He found one.

And prodded it with his bare foot.


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:38 pm


Getting a mission while he had tits. Somehow, he wasn't all that surprised. He didn't manage to find Dakota, but he did manage to find that a scarf could double as a bar... sort of. He was still pretty much bursting out of it, and his coat hardly helped, but it was a start.

Less boobs bouncing and hitting him after all.

For the most part people seemed to have not changed much, (boobs aside). Everyone was just more pissy and shitty than usual. After this... he half expected they would all get a seminar on feelings.
No thanks.
If he wanted to talk about feeling he'd go find Gale.

At the arrival of the leads, Marcus felt like just offing himself. Them too. Awesome. It did not help that boobs were one of his favorite things, but seeing the leads, now quite femininem, each supporting a rack that was a little over the top?

Aughhhhhhhhhhhhhh this day was shitty awkward.

Listening, he didn't really question the whole kill the melons thing. They could hatch? Nice. He bet it would hatch into s**t. ******** s**t because everything was just ******** up as usual. Pulling Dis off his ear, the weapon hummed, gleefully telling him to fondle himself.

Apparently Dis forgot the memo that they were in public.
bipolar bee rolled 1 6-sided dice: 2 Total: 2 (1-6)
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:40 pm


Sasha glanced at Rin over her shoulder before darting her gaze back towards Jerry.

"Look. We aren't going to discuss this just now because this is a very important thing," Sasha used Nona to rake through some sand, "that we are doing here, right, so," rake, rake, "I just wanted to let you know, Jerry," rake, shuffle, rake, "that I'm very disappointed in you."

Sasha paused in her melon-hunt and moved closer to Jerry, speaking in the same chilly tone she'd used with Rin.

"This is important to me, so we'll talk later, but I would really appreciate it if you behaved yourself from here on out, okay? For me?"

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Blade Kuroda rolled 1 6-sided dice: 6 Total: 6 (1-6)

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:42 pm


While still moping to himself, Deryk continued to look around for another melon. There were bound to be more, right? There certainly was, as he managed to uncover another of the watermelons in the sand. Granted, he wasn't particularly happy about it. What kind of monster even laid eggs that looked like this anyway?
prolixity rolled 1 6-sided dice: 1 Total: 1 (1-6)
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:45 pm


The next lump of sand Jordan kicked produced a hollowish thumping sound, and he grinned and kicked the sand covering the melon away. Yep. Melon. Say goodbye, melon.

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Blade Kuroda rolled 2 10-sided dice: 9, 1 Total: 10 (2-20)

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:46 pm


Whatever it was, Deryk went on and tried to bust it open. Trying to keep a firm arm over his chest to keep them from bouncing all over the place, he just stabbed into the melon.

Deryk: 2
Total: 6
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