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iStoleYurVamps rolled 2 10-sided dice:
2, 2
Total: 4 (2-20)
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 Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:05 pm
"If I'm a woman and I kicked your a** what does that say about you Rep?"
Marcus wasn't even going to assert his sexuality anymore. "At least I can get myself a ******** pizza without having my a** handed to me."
Just groped. He wasn't going to be silent Robert. To busy trying to beat up Rep.
HP: 33
Damage: -
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Baneful rolled 2 8-sided dice:
4, 4
Total: 8 (2-16)
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:21 pm
Marcus' words most certainly had the intended affect, the slight on his failure to retrieve the pizza earlier a very stinging one. A kick right in the pride. He couldn't even hide the fury as he narrowed his eyes.
"You.. you ********'.. you are a complete c**t man. Seriously. "
And this time he tried to kick him, making a bit of an arse of the task as his balance decided it didn't like alcohol much
HP: 21/40
Damage: 2
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iStoleYurVamps rolled 2 10-sided dice:
8, 8
Total: 16 (2-20)
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:31 pm
Marcus would be smug, but Rep had kicked him. "Hey, at least I'm not a ******** p***k!" Rep wanted to kick, he'd kick back.
HP: 31
Damage: 10
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Baneful rolled 2 8-sided dice:
8, 3
Total: 11 (2-16)
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:43 pm
Jeesus, that one hurt, and actually knocked Rep clear off his feet to the floor, his dodgy balance meaning he went down like a sack of rocks.
"Ah s**t." he snarled. "Better a p***k than some little girl's d***o."
He staggered to his feet with a toothy smirk, throwing his weight forward in a "Glasgow kiss", a headbutt.
HP: 11/40
Damage: 5
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iStoleYurVamps rolled 2 10-sided dice:
7, 3
Total: 10 (2-20)
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:01 pm
Marcus went back, feeling something wet coming from his nose. That and pain. A bit of it. "At least I don't have to use my hand or a sock. Oh plus, it's not all about sex you dumb fat ********." He swung out again. "Maybe you'd have a girl if you didn't treat them like s**t."
HP: 26
Damage: 4
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:06 pm
A delicate, feminine hand gripped Marcus' shoulder as a dainty, equally feminine foot kicked his legs out from underneath him. Clarice beamed at him, "Hey guy, you maybe probably shouldn't do this in the room that's cleaned by the guy that's really hoping to shoot someone, like..always. Kay?" The blonde had a box full of bottles and cans under one arm.
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:07 pm
Harrison put the bottle down. He was starting to feel, okay, maybe a little tipsy, but there had only been two bottles to begin with and a whole room of guys.
"Real shame."
Robert, again, had it totally handled though. The fight between a guy that had drained a pint of vodka and the guy who'd had half a bottle of water was starting to get one sided. Normally he could enjoy it, but this one was less funny and getting kinda personal.
He looked uneasily at Jordan, and thumbed their way.
"Think somebody oughta step in before they break some action figures?"
Harrison was hedging on doing just that, when Clarice swooped in, resolved the situation, and did it with armfuls of drinks. Basically, as always, saving the day.
<3
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:09 pm
Rep could not look more relieved to see the life assistant if he tried. She was an alcohol bearing angel of mercy. Come to rescue him from humiliation.
He laughed giddily "Hahah. Sup Clarice. I didn't even start it this time." He looked somehow proud.
Still, the slight by Marcus hadn't been forgotten, as far as Rep was concerned it was merely stowed for later.
HP: 7/40
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:12 pm
"FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!" Michael was still going at it between mouthfuls of pizza and was amazed no one had told him to shut up out of annoyance yet.
"FIGHT! FIGH- Awwwwwwwwww." and then all his fun ever was spoiled by that chick that the Doctor had killed during his demo. Clare-something?
...Hey wait what was she carrying?
"Is that booze?" Michael asked suddenly looking hopefully happy again.
Booze made everything at parties better.
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:14 pm
And then- Clarice. Clarice with a point. Wait. "...Simon cleans Allan's room? That's... kind of sad." In a way it wasn't something told Marcus Allan was the type to never clean. "Wait why are you even oh well." Booze. ".....We stole your pizza and you bring us booze." He was confused now. "What."
Looking over at Rep it seemed their fight was forgotten. for now. "Oh well, I guess my fist or alcohol poisoning will do the rest." He pinched his nose. "Just need a tissue- But seriously why the gifts?"
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:21 pm
"Yeah, I think - " And then Clarice appeared. There might have been a chorus of angels and a spotlight from heaven. Clarice had saved the day, possibly even more spectacularly than Robert had. "Thank you, ma'am," Jordan said, smiling beatifically at her.
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:26 pm
Giving the rest of the room a stern look, except for Harrison who got more of a dote, Clarice raised her finger and tsked, "This doesn't come free, you guys. This is a trade. Now where's our fireman?"
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:29 pm
".............." She wanted... Leon? "Clarice I am pretty sure Leon is not a stripper."
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:31 pm
Jordan directed a look at Marcus. "He's half naked already," he pointed out.
Sorry, Leon. Clarice ranked higher in the seniority and rescue queue.
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:34 pm
Michael pointed at Leon so fast you could hear his elbow crack, "Thats him. Take 'im and leave the booze."
Sorry Leon but it was for the greater good.
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