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chiickadee rolled 1 100-sided dice:
30
Total: 30 (1-100)
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 Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 4:51 pm
One ring to rule them, one hammer to smash em.
Another clock. Sebastian threw this one into his pocket too. Maybe he would make them into buttons for a suit? That would be kind of interesting- but they were too big. He would have to get them shrunk somehow. Or maybe he'd start a fashion trend. Yeah right.
Well he could maybe fashion a few hats out of them. Steampunk seemed to be coming back in style (though why, Sebastian had no clue). Something like a black fedora with a little clock situated on the rim. That might be nice.
Either way, this clock was his for the taking. He reached out to nab it just like the other one, when it exploded.
"I didn't even hit this one!" he gasped. As if to further mock him, a spring came busting out and hit him in the face. Pouting, he grumbled, "Was that even necessary?" The clock seemed to vibrate in response like it was ready to fight him. Maybe it was best to just leave.
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bipolar bee rolled 2 100-sided dice:
81, 58
Total: 139 (2-200)
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Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 5:23 pm
One ring to rule them, one hammer to smash em.
Before winning Rage-tan's badge, Herryk had been feeling afraid. He'd been petrified, thinking he could never live without Time-Out's badge pinned to his hide.
... anyway, on his foray into the gym today Herryk was feeling pretty great. He was feeling... pretty awesome, in fact. He was currently up to seven glorious badges.
When the clock exploded, he walked out with a smile peeping through the residue that darkened his face.
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Sara Draconia rolled 2 100-sided dice:
62, 74
Total: 136 (2-200)
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Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 11:22 pm
One ring to rule them, one hammer to smash em.
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- h a b i b a t i - rolled 1 100-sided dice:
89
Total: 89 (1-100)
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Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 5:35 am
One ring to rule them, one hammer to smash em.
Minnie tried to open the clock. but she slipped. She decided to try again.
((FAIL ROLL! I'm going to retry))
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- h a b i b a t i - rolled 2 100-sided dice:
45, 45
Total: 90 (2-200)
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Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 5:36 am
One ring to rule them, one hammer to smash em.
Minnie hit the clock. BOOM!
It explodes in her face. She ran out from the gym, grumbling what a bad day she had today!
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bipolar bee rolled 1 100-sided dice:
68
Total: 68 (1-100)
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Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 7:30 am
Rolled 1 dice too few, so rerolling in next post.
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bipolar bee rolled 2 100-sided dice:
100, 73
Total: 173 (2-200)
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Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 7:32 am
One ring to rule them, one hammer to smash em.
Another clock, another chance at Time Out's badge. Herryk was feeling a bit of apprehension mixed in with utter fear at the prospect of more clock-splosions.
Thankfully when he thudded the hammer into this particular clock, it only beeped. Curious. With a heavy sigh, Herryk picked up another clock. Maybe this one would be the lucky clock.
So. Many. Clocks.
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Kanth rolled 2 100-sided dice:
21, 19
Total: 40 (2-200)
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Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 12:54 pm
One ring to rule them, one hammer to smash em.
Marosa turned his head away as he brought the hammer down on the clock, hoping it wouldn't explode this time.
He was lucky. It didn't do anything.
(( User: Marosa ))
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chiickadee rolled 2 100-sided dice:
73, 55
Total: 128 (2-200)
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Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 1:41 pm
One ring to rule them, one hammer to smash em.Alright, well this time Sebastian would just do it the normal way. He would take the hammer, and smash open a clock, simple and easy. Normal. Like everyone else.
Okay maybe not. Sebastian had been smashing so many clocks that he had just decided to make a game out of it. He had been setting the clocks up on their sides so they looked like little targets. He was going to throw the hammer at them, and once they smash open, there would surely be badges flowing all around. Besides, this way he could smash open more clocks at once right? Sebastian took a mock pitchers stance and then chucked the hammer at the clocks.
There was just one problem with his little plan. Sebastian had horrible aim. The hammer completely missed the little clock targets he had set up and went flying ...
Into the backside of a giant draugr. Uh oh. This couldn't be good. The hammer seemed to just bounce off his ... hugeness, but still- getting hit by a hammer couldn't feel good, right?
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Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 1:55 pm
Now, from the front, Herryk was impressively built. There was no denying this. Where he excelled in the beefcake department, Herryk lacked in the clothing department. His choice of clothes (or lack thereof) did not protect his delicate manbottom when Sebastian's clock-hammer thudded against his a**. The thin swathe of cloth, while protecting his... erm... no-no zone from prying eyes, did nothing to protect the flesh beneath. " MOTHER OF JACK," Herryk bellowed, one hand cupping the abused cheek while the other hand instantly clenched into a fist, " WHO THROWS A HAMMER AT HERRYK?!?" He turned around and caught sight of another clock-breaking boil, eyes flashing with a mixture of rage and pain.
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Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 2:19 pm
Oh Jack, he'd done it now. Not only had he managed to piss someone off, he had managed to piss off the biggest person in the gym. Sebastian's eyes were filled with terror as Herryk started yelling. This was not good. Oh Jack this was not good.
Was he supposed to say he did it? No, that would just be ... suicidal (in a sense, considering he was undead and all ... ah ... nevermind). Sebastian glanced around for some sort of cover to duck under, but found none. Though there were tables, they weren't exactly the best cover- especially since Herrky was naught but a few feet away.
No, he would just have to fess up what he did, like a good little scareling, and take his punishment as such.
... Or lie like a witch.
"Ahhhuhhh ... " Sebastian scratched his head and said, "He uh ... the culprit disappeared Herryk! Poof! Right into thin air!" Certainly it wasn't impossible- after all, many things in Halloween disappeared. It was incredibly improbable though. This was such a stupid lie. There was no way Herryk was going to believe it.
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Carhop Cavalier rolled 1 100-sided dice:
12
Total: 12 (1-100)
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Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 2:44 pm
One ring to rule them, one hammer to smash em.
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Carhop Cavalier rolled 2 100-sided dice:
5, 14
Total: 19 (2-200)
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Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 2:46 pm
Carhop Calvalier One ring to rule them, one hammer to smash em.
Or sure, don;t open. Artemis tossed the clock aside, giving up for the day. Duuuuumb.
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Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 4:10 pm
Herryk was silent for a long moment, obviously in disbelief. Or not. The silence gave way to a nod, and then, "Herryk will find whoever threw the clock-hammer at him and then Herryk will," he raised his fist, showing Sebastian the meaty appendage, "crush him!" As far as Herryk was concerned, he had no reason to believe that Sebastian was lying. Why would someone lie about that? It was obvious that the other boil was telling the truth. "Herryk demands your name," Herryk continued, frowning thunderously, "so that when the clock-hammer-thrower is found, you can make sure it is the right clock-hammer-thrower."
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iStoleYurVamps rolled 2 100-sided dice:
10, 98
Total: 108 (2-200)
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Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 6:02 pm
One ring to rule them, one hammer to smash em.
Now just why was he trying so hard to open a clock? Oh right. PP and pets, and badges and rings and- pain. But pain was kind of expected in Trick or Treater booths and well. Anything Trick or Treater in general. Trick or Treater were kind of assholes like that. And tricky.
So as he managed to hit open another clock to have it explode again...yup. Israfel figured this was also to be expected.
((Words: 75
Total: 534))
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