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As the table began to tip over, Astra beamed with delight. She may have been a fairy but look what she just did! Moved a hole table! (with a gnomes help of course), However she had not accounted for the table to not fall the opposite way and to instead fall on them.

Thankfully, Robert had realized this much sooner and pushed her out of harms way.

Sitting on the ground a little ways from the table, She smiled at Robet. "Thankyou! If not for you, I would have been squished for a second time today"

"Well, it was kind of a accident.." Astra took his hand and helped herself up, now scratching the back of her head in a awkward gesture. "Cause, all the boils started taking off all their clothes cause I think Deacon and nuk were trying to show each other their muscles, and Petro was walking around all naked which was really weird and Jericho was being a jerk as usual cause he crashed on a cat ghoul, and then she began bleeding from he nose and then it began to gush with lots and lots of blood! I tried to see if she was okay, but she sorta passed out from blood loss I think and she fell on me"

She paused to breathe a little, then looked at the table they had pushed over and imeedately began jumping up and down. "Horray! we pushed it over!" And upon seeing Robert raise his hand, she raised her own so she could high five him.

There were a lot of names listed in Astra's story, and a lot of.. nudity. Male nudity. He was liking this place less and less. ".. Well all right then. Let's hope none of that happens again." He grumbled, before grinning up proudly at Ash. She.. woo. She looked a lot more interesting from this angle. Damn. Maybe being short wasn't so bad after all..

"I played some fishing game earlier. And I beat some bear in a wrestling match. Plus there was some other awesome things I did, but I don't wanna bore you with 'em all." He looked rather smug about it. "I'd much rather hear about you g- .. uh.."

Ghouls. You IDIOT. They're called GHOULS here. You are such a worthless twit.

Robert's smug attitude dropped in place of a look at read as upset as possible, but he tried to brush it off quickly. "You ghouls." He emphasized the word harshly. "How's life been treatin' you? Tell me a day in the life of Astra and Ash, the lovely ladies of this land."

Go to school and learn stuff. He was so glad this job only let him hang out here for a day.

"Yeah, school. You guys doing well in there? Learning all your ABC's 'n s**t?" His low laughter was meaty, and it was still strange coming from such a small body. "What are they teaching you over there in that fancy place? Other than how to be so pretty, of course."

He didn't understand half of the things she was saying, but one word stuck out like a glorious thumb.

"GYM!" He threw his hands up in the air triumphantly, then flexed them biceps hard. "That is my GAME, man. I LOVED gym. I used to trump all those sissies every time." There were no skitter sharks in his gym, though. "So they're teaching you how to be tough, eh? Like, you said you were fightin' sharks? Man.. I never had it that rough. You're still here, though, so.." He reached out and pinched her cheek. "I guess that means you're one tough cookie! Maybe you could take me on in a fight!"

Herryk stood there for a long moment, merely staring back at Sura. He wasn't quite sure what she wanted, if anything, and he seemed perfectly content to do nothing -- almost as content as Sura seemed to be. It wasn't until he was approached by a boil he didn't recognize that he seemed to snap out of whatever daydreams (throwing tables in a flowered field with Sura, most likely) had claimed his attention.

"She is hungry," he grunted, gesturing at Sura with a beefy hand. "I will have another," he added, assuring the boil that he could, indeed, lay claim to another cap if he so desired.

Herryk was distracted as Desu-chan sauntered into the area and he watched her closely. His eyes lit up when she showed off the swag that was nestled within the chest, and he could not help sidling closer to the chest so that he could obtain a pendant. He scooped up a second one for Sura, presenting it to the colossus with a grunt. Would she eat this, too? It wasn't his intent to provide her with more lunch. Dinner. Whatever.

And then HE FLIPPED ANOTHER TABLE. With a bellow.

Herryk couldn't help but clench his big hands into bigger fists and give a little flex. Destroying tables was probably more fun than it should be. Way more fun, actually.

Out of the corner of his eye (and just barely) Herryk caught sight of a tiny man and a tiny lady. The tiny lady almost looked like a pretty bird. Herryk liked birds, so the tiny lady was cool as far as Herryk was concerned. However, tiny men... well, those were kind of laughable.

"Hey little man! Little man, why you look so sad?" He was trying really hard not to laugh. Really hard.