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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 6:30 am
TNA wasn't that good, as always a crap load of talk talk talk and the usual crap. I found myself distracted by the evils that is Minecraft and youtube before ultimately changing the channel. But from what I have seen the TNA writers are messing up because they are doing one too many 'surprises' too close together.
It's the usual betrayals and heel/face turns that has been happening back to back to the point that it's as predictable as Cena keeping the title.
I am crossing my fingers that Punk wins.
I keep hearing stuff about Melina and Gail. Gail purposely eliminated herself from that divas' battle royal so that she could make her point when she 'quit'. That's suicide on your career, now they are holding her contract so that she can't go wrestle elsewhere. So she goes from minor appearances to none at all. I can understand the frustration in what was going on but really in what was coming up I think she would have had a place in it or could have negotiated her way in.
Melina made me laugh by saying that she'll always be remembered in the WWE for her splits because that's her thing. HA! All of those women you didn't even know could do splits couldn't because it was 'her thing'. She used her splits in her entrance and about 4 moves in the ring and only one seemed impressive.
And with her saying that she's has really put a nail in her coffin for maintaining any standing in WWE history like Trish has (I really do not know why but she has). They'll find someone else who can do splits and use them for more impressive attacks like Hemme did with her split leg drop off the damn turnbuckle. Now for a woman who wasn't that great of a wrestler that was impressive. I mean just think of what we might be able to get a strong woman who can lift another into a tombstone piledriver and instead of falling to her knees she does a split? Same with a ddt and other moves.
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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 4:51 pm
That is a bit sad that Melina will be remembered for something that any two-bit gymnast can do. I'd have figured Melina would be remembered for her ear-piercing shrieks.
Really, the splits? Santino Marella did the splits at least as much as Melina did. He actually used it as a defensive measure though.
Punk better win, if he doesn't then we're back to substandard Cena V. Heel Rivalries for the next 8 months.
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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 8:37 pm
Ha! And Santino did her entrance once. But that's sad, a comedic bit wrestler does it and he's remember for more.
Really when you think about it what do you really remember her for? Splits and screams and being a skank backstage. Okay if she and Morrison have an open relationship that's fine but to mess with a married man...ew. (Well they say their relationship happened after both broke up with their partners but really I think there was something going on before that) And really I saw this British woman do that leg split bulldog thing. And I know it won't be for the sunset flip. For one she was too slow in executing it and by the time she started to get use to it she stopped doing it, took her heel turn, then began jobbing.
Though she does serve as a reminder for the divas in the back. Check your attitude, they don't care how good you are if you keep acting up they will make you job to the worst wrestler and bury your career.
I actually want her to go on TNA so they can just knock her down a few pegs. Do to her what they did to poor Daffeny. Really it's for her own good. I can understand that she basically started from the bottom up, she wasn't an instant star like some of the others end up but it doesn't give you immunity or instant rights to be a b***h in the back.
The first half of Smackdown was pretty good, but then I lost interest when Sin Cera or whatever came on. I changed the channel to other things.
Christian's mini tantrum was just...unfitting. Poor Teddy is being pushed back as long as Triple H keeps popping up to make himself look good and witty. Really does this guy need any more boost to his ego? Well I guess after that movie he'd need all the help he could get but still.
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Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2011 9:48 pm
Heh heh heh, yeah. That was not Sin Cara. I can't believe they actually found a decoy. Not a very good one either. That guy was much too tall (and chubby) and incredibly stiff by comparison.
I enjoyed the wrestling. I'm pretty happy Cody won Intercontinental, even though he hung Ted out to dry. There was even wrestling out of the divas, though with the only two who actually can wrestle vs a pair of newbies, a curbstomp match was to be expected.
I wasn't terribly into the main event, but as usual, Khali isn't really capable of wrestling.
HHH is an attention whore, it's getting pretty old too. They need to pick a GM for Raw, A REAL GM, and Let Teddie do his thing on Smackdown. Teddie Long has always been a pretty good GM and his humble presence is surprisingly intriguing. I guess it's because Teddie isn't over the top like most other people in the business but can still get our attention and get the job done.
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Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2011 10:10 pm
To be honest those girls are like Rosa you'd be surprised at how good they really are but sadly once you get into the WWE they strip them of that making them look like complete rookies. It's like it's a crime for them to have more than five moves. I think that's why people were so impressed with Melina and Trish. They looked like they had a full arsenal of moves rather than one ridged moveset.
After all they want Divas not wrestlers.
Just read up on the stuff and it seems like they might actually be trying for a feud with Sin Cara and someone else. But still I wasn't that interested in watching it because the WWE has yet to learn better. Everytime they get someone new with a bit of popularity already behind them they push and push and push them until the well runs dry then they move on.
That's one of the things I do respect about Melina. She really did start off small in the WWE and worked her way up makng for a decent career even though she gained recognition through the Diva search or was it Tough Enough. That's why I feel sorry for some of those second generation wrestlers. They could get pushed from their parent's fame then dropped like a bad habit and what are they remembered for? For being the child of that person. That's what I worry about with Eddie's daughter.
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Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 6:17 am
Spoilers.
I wasn't really expecting much but Summerslam was a disappointment and sadly predictable. Even Kelly's win over Beth I saw coming from the way they are building her up. Though I'm glad they made it a remotely believable win via the roll up rather than her bulldog but really a woman of Beth's skill vs Kelly's small list of moves. That really was one of those matches that should have ended with the usual 2 minute bout. I wish that it wouldn't have happened because I fear they'll end up dropping this just as quickly and easily as they dropped the Uso vs Hart-Dynasty.
Biggest highlights to me were Steph and her possible return as the GM although I wish it was Regal again. And Cena not walking away with the title although I sat back and wondered to myself, 'Hmm how long until Cena gets that back this time?'
Ooh we should do a pool!
But that really screws up the rematch clause. Punk could demand his rematch but it makes you wonder if the WWE is ready and willing to let Cena go a couple of months without his belt.
Hopefully the build up for Night of Champions is better.
-------------- Raw- They started off very well with that match between Morrison and Truth. That looks like something that should have been on the PPV.
Miz's subway promo was rather interesting. I actually want to try it out. I love a good crispy chicken sandwich.
But then things died down instantly with the return of these played out Divas match. I'm pleased to see the aggressive teamwork with the Bellas for once. But really there are other women in the back who could have come out to wrestle. Any why is it that black or wearing a suit automatically equals heel?
I will admit that the matches with the divas are getting better and a bit more believable in terms of wins, it doesn't look like pitiful jobbing. I hear that Golddust has taken over for them and with a vet like him behind the scenes I have some renewed hope.
And I am impressed at how many story arches they have going at one time and having it go relatively smoothly now. And most things aren't being resolved within a week of it's start with the 'lesser' wrestlers and things are intertwining at some point nicely.
Jack's match against A-Rai was pretty good even with the 'tension' between Vickie and Dolph. I do not know why but when Jack and Dolph are in one segment together I mix up their names and have a hard time remembering Jack's for some stupid reason. Maybe because of debut times.
I really do hope that they do have Vickie expand and really show her as a manager rather than just standing behind the flavor of the moment and moving on once the relationship is over. It's been so long since we've seen a non-wrestling manager like that as far as I can recall.
I'm betting that it was Steph who told Nash to 'stick it' to the champ given they didn't say who Nash got the text from.
Rey and Del Rio once more gives us a wonderful show for our main-event. Seeing someone actually move around and do more than a few basic moves is such a welcomed sight I haven't changed the channel yet.
That reminds me no Cena tonight...wow. Oh never mind, I should have known better.
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Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 11:33 pm
Am I the only person to facepalm when Cena showed up at the end? That rivalry had absolutely nothing to do with John Cena. It was between Rey and Alberto. I like how Cena used the word "IF" it's going to be against him. Our long term memory stretches farther than one week, we know what's going to happen.
I speculated with my friend that they were probably going to brush Punk off into a feud with Nash, and send Cena back to the next title run. That's certainly what it's shaping up to become now isn't it? The championship rematch clause seems to be a tentative agreement now instead of a written rule.
Forget the #1 contendership hunt. They'll probably just name Cena #1 Contender next week and set up the title match for the week after. This is a very generous time table mind you.
We've known that the WWE is racist. Remember some time ago we had to question if a black man ever held the WWE title? Anyway, I don't get the end of that segment at all.
Jack v A-Ry wasn't too bad a match. The constant bickering from the announce table got distracting, and Jack completely botched the gut-wrench power-bomb. He picked up A-Ry all wrong, almost dropped him and had to try twice before he got it. I think Vickie should interfere in more matches. Lots of famous managers and valets did it in the past. She doesn't necessarily need a cane like Mr. Fuji, but a few shouting matches with the ref and a clock to the head of the opponent with a blunt object during a distraction should work out well.
Steph does seem like the type to really hold a grudge. I expect she was all ears for the "Idiotic daughter" remark on one of the most popular promos in recent history.
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Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 7:31 am
I didn't face palm but I did have my hopes crushed. In my mind I was counting down the minutes, like 'Okay now end it with Del Rio standing over Rey with the belt in hand!' and then ran in Cena, of all of the people it was Cena, not any of the other guys DR screwed over nope it was Cena. 's**t this again!'
I miss the struggle for the number one contender. That was so pleasant because it showed the people actually clawing their way to the top of the mountain to challenge the champ.
You know what, I think that the WWE likes to count the Rock and maybe Cena as black wrestlers. Rock because of his father although really I've never heard him or anyone call the Rock black. And Cena...the whole rapping crap he did in his earlier career and how he appeals to 'all' demographics.
I mean look at how close Truth was to that title. I bet someone in the back stopped and thought about it for a moment, 'Whoa, have we ever had a black guy in the running for the WWE title? Or has there been a black number one contender? Hmm this isn't right! We can't risk that. Quick um have him lose his spot in some really stupid manner and give him a heel change so no one gives a damn that we cheated him!"
I have a decent ability to block that chatter out. It sort of amazed me that during the bickering Vickie wasn't shrill, she just had that low seething spiteful anger going on women are great at. I really hope that they do that with Vickie since as her record stands each person she's managed has held the belt at some point.
And as for Steph she's proven to be one hell of a b***h and the way she was talking to Punk last night makes me believe it even more. I mean she does have a reason to stick it to both of them. One for what Punk said, Cena has dissed her before, but ultimately both of them were the cause of her father being fired. If Cena had just kept his nose out of things it wouldn't have gotten so big and he wouldn't have been put on the spot like that.
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Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 6:17 pm
I miss when after a title defense, guys would line up in the ring, bickering and demanding a shot at the title. Like 5 or 6 guys minimum would be arguing and demanding the GM or the Champ get out to the ring to answer their claims. It wasn't just heels that did this either, Faces would demand a shot at the title too. It was a great way to kick off the hunt for the #1 contender. Now it's just Superman showing up to fight the bad guy and save the day.
Actually Steph's presence brings up some questions. With the level of McMahon influence in the company, how could Vince possibly get fired? Steph, HHH, and Shane were likely in his corner the entire time, along with Laurinaitis. Ah well, either Vince truly wanted to pass the torch, or they might gear up for his triumphant return to the top some time next year.
I couldn't help but shake my head at the sour grapes spewing out of Cena's mouth about how Del Rio cashed in the MitB contract. Everybody who's won, did this at the most opportune time to the point where even CM Punk could let this go. On top of that, this is pissing and moaning coming out of a guy who never competed in a MitB ladder match because at every single PPV which such a match took place, Cena was booked for a TITLE match that night.
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Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 10:11 am
Yeah, it might have been a few years since I last watched but don't recall anyone acting that way after losng to a MitB cash in, even with Cena when it first happened to him. And you know Punk wouldn't have complained, he did the same thing in the past.
Hearing Cena whine about it now when it really wasn't his loss just seems so...desperate. Really he had nothing to do. Punk was going to go after Nash (which in my opinion is a pretty good feud of respect even though this does take him away from the title run. It gives him something new to do and really Punk is better off doing these types of things rather than fall in to the path to the title routine).
Rey could have started feuding with Rio again, people tend to like his 'underdog' matches. And after he's been screwed of the title so quickly it sort of makes you think the WWE doesn't want their WWE champ to be of any strong ethnic background.
Really I want them to just put Cena back on the bottom and show him going through the same struggles as others to obtain the gold. Vie for contendership, have a few normal matches where he win some and lose some. They've put him on such a pedestal and just hand him things people become disillusioned.
It's worse than the damn Diva Search. Women who are models/dancers who say they dreamed of being a Diva but never stepped foot into a ring or wrestling school and get a contract but the ones who really have gone through it are rejected (except Ashley who had potential but she became the STD Barbie quickly).
If I had the stamina and the cash I'd go to a wrestling school, I really do want to despite my age. Though it would screw them up thanks to this baby-face. I doubt I'd make it into some big company or any indy ring. But the fact to have at least tried it and having some fighting skills would be great.
Still I'm very pleased that they are taking a different direction and are developing more stories/rivalries as of lately. Now if only they'd tell some of these guys to extend their moveset. Bourne needs a new finisher.
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Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2011 6:25 pm
If Kelly Kelly screams 'Come on AJ!' one more damn time I am going to lose it!
Can she not say anything else? That is more annoying than when Melina use to scream at ringside. And Fox is still the best at selling Kelly's moves.
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Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2011 10:29 pm
I didn't watch that match, had to use the bathroom. lol
Otherwise, good Smackdown. They aren't really selling the domination thing with Ezekiel Jackson. The personification of Domination is getting crushed in the ring lately. Maybe he pissed somebody off. Cody does make his setups look very good though. The gears are certainly moving as Cody's moving about the ring.
As usual, I loved Alberto's match. The pre-match complaining about how Alberto did what everybody did was kinda old, but the action was good, and Alberto's escape from the guillotine choke was believable. I'm just glad it wasn't John Cena who came out to thwart Alberto post match. Not only that, but Sin Cara actually went to assist Daniel Bryan after Alberto left the ring instead of running some pissy rant like Cena.
It's too bad Tyson Kidd had to lay down to the 540 splash. That move takes forever to set up. Think they're setting up Justin Gabriel to be the new RVD?
William Regal was in the battle royale, YAY! If only we could have seen him do some things. I wonder when Mark Henry's push is going to blow over and he returns to being the world's strongest jobber?
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Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2011 6:25 am
Rumor has it that Henry is about to retire.
I hope that they work to actually balance out Ezekiel's wins and loses instead of doing as they always do. Win win win win win belt then let him drop.
Even with the divas' division getting better here and there certain ones still aren't really pulling their weight and needs to go. In tonight's match you could tell.
The argument with the commentators was very distracting, more so than usual actually.
But I was pleased with all of matches even though a good majority was rather predictable thanks to the promos and storylines. Justin thanks to the Africa promos, they're seeing how well he sells overseas, give him a face turn from current tweener and he'll be on the IC path soon. Poor Tyson.
Daniel had to go down to continue Alberto's mean streak although they could have let him win then have Alberto kick his a** afterwards.
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Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2011 1:01 pm
Yeah, even when Cody tapped out, he would just jump DB and bag him anyway to close out the segment. You'd figure that win, lose, or draw, Alberto is just gonna try to dislocate somebody's shoulder, then do his usual trollface grin afterward with belt held high and his wingman supporting him the whole way.
It's too bad the commercials are really trying to put over a Cena v Del Rio feud. It's like, when did the guys start whining over the nature of Money in the Bank victories like little toddlers now? With a stipulation like "Anytime", is it a shock that people are going to choose the best possible time in order to optimize their title chances? It's not like this is going to change any time soon. Not unless they decide to add a "Announce 1 week in advance minimum" clause to it. It would have made more sense for one of the faces Alberto toppled in the past to want to shake their fists and demand retribution. Have a previous underdog show up to become WWE champion and act as a liberating force from the rich and powerful Del Rio.
I dunno, it seems like everytime they have a former nexus member wrestle, I'm reminded of why they lost season 1. At least they're trying to give Justin some new tricks now, it's just that his roundhouses are so poorly telegraphed that he looks silly in the ring. In the mean time, Tyson has never looked better and is just being made to job out.
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Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2011 5:19 pm
I'm hoping and praying that Tyson doesn't go the way as David. Justin doesn't excrete that arrogant forever a heel attitude, it looks like he could actually learn a few things and be great. Besides he has his popularity in Africa too so they'll keep him. To be honest I'd love to see him develop more then team up with Tyson for some reason.
I think that the WWE might actually bring the tag team division back to significance soon with the 'new' direction they are taking.
------ Raw- Ha I was playing a video game 20 minutes into Raw and didn't miss any action! It's amazing how they can do so much filler.
The first matches on Raw have been remarkable lately. Del Rio vs Morrison. That was pretty good though you know there was no way that Del Rio was going to lose, not with his 'new' champ streak going on.
Diva's match- I was honestly pleased to see the Bella twins didn't dress a like, perhaps they are dropping the 'twin magic' gimmick and they are standing apart more which is good to see. The match was a bit longer and it did show that they are training them more. They are taking more realistic hits and falls and recovering from them nicely rather than it being an instant chance for a pin.
Kelly Kelly really has become a female Cena. A match between Eve and one of the Bellas didn't need her. Why not one of those rookies? Anyhow I guess they are trying to push her towards a heel with how she K2ed Niki afterwards. And still the crowd is not feeling it. No boos or cheers just this lukewarm 'The hell-?' sort of reaction.
She just can't pull it off even with a belt to the back of Beth's head it's like...Betty White suddenly trying to be a hard core gangster and the next leader of the Bloodz. Only a Barbie like her with no personality, you can't transform a Barbie into a Bratz no matter how much you slut her out and make her do bad things.
The match between Riley and Jack was entertaining at first though I saw that Dolph would cause the match. But still the way that they are developing it into a possible rivalry between those two and over Vickie is just awesome! No one has fought over the pretty little divas in years and Vickie may be fought over and not for her looks but because of what she can do.
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