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 Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2011 8:24 pm
The man looked at him for a moment. "Very well. DO mind the equipment. I won't be happy if I have to re-create those stones." he said.
The next moment, both he and the girl were gone, leaving only Deadpool, Bane, and the unsure statues left in the room.
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Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2011 8:26 pm
"Okay, Princess," Deadpool said brightly. He hadn't even bothered to draw his swords. "Let's party like it's 1979."
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Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2011 8:31 pm
"I'm going to thoroughly enjoy this..." Bane said in a low, dangeroud tone as he continued towards the red clad man. Slowly. Deliberately. Trying to keep as much of a calm head about him as he could. Though he planed to enjoy breaking this man in half.
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Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2011 8:36 pm
Deadpool's smile went knife sharp, but he continued to wait calmly, his arms folded nonchalantly over his chest. "Pride goeth before a fall, dearest dewdrop. Hey, I was just... you know, wondering. Since we're here... How does it feel to have broken Batman's BACK and still be one of his C-list villains? I mean, Killer Croc is above you."
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Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2011 9:07 pm
Bane's anger grew, it was becoming much harder to ignore. "C-list? I'm not sure how to answer your question, but I will show you EXACTLY what if feels like when I break someone." he growled.
With that he lunged forward to grab the man.
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Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2011 9:10 pm
Deadpool flipped neatly over the man's head, and, adding insult to injury, bonked him twice on the top of his skull on his way over. He landed, then calmly stood again and went back to talking, almost as though he'd never been attacked at all. "Uh... No. See, here's the deal: I keep up with Spider-man. I get into fights with the Iron Patriot. BATMAN beats the tar out of you. Do you see where this is going?"
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Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2011 9:48 pm
/// Sorry... X < Another improv. ///
Bane whirled around and tried to grab him again. He WAS going to break him once he got his hands on him.
The statues in the corner watched and hissed excitedly. Eager to jump in as soon as one went down.
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Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2011 9:51 pm
This time, Deadpool ducked under those enormous arms and to the side, and as he went under, one of his swords finally came out, slicing at the man's enormous, muscle bound torso in a great, scything arch. "Not that there's anything wrong with Batman; Batman is super fly. I have a Batman t-shirt. ... no I don't; that's a lie. Why did I say that?"
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Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2011 10:07 pm
Ban had just enough time to see the blade be drawn, and twist his body to the side to try and avoid it. Unfortunately the blade still caught him, but not enough for it to be deep. The corner of his uniform had folded over, and blood now ran down his spandex. Something that the Blood creatures took a great interest in. They inched forward with anticipation for a limb to fly their way.
Bane took a step back, and tried to find a way to get to the man while avoiding that blade of his.
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Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2011 10:12 pm
Unfortunately, that was kind of impossible; Deadpool was jumping right at his face, both swords drawn. "BONZAAAAIIII!!!"
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Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2011 10:15 pm
Bane tried to sidestep the man's attack, and latch onto his back. He planned on tossing him headfirst into the nearest wall or machinery if he managed to grab him.
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Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2011 10:27 pm
Unfortunately, Deadpool was quite ready for that; he performed a stunning forward handspring off of the man's beefy shoulder, landed behind him AGAIN, and swept both swords at his ankles. "No Bane," he said seriously, his voice a deep parody of the Dark Knight's, "This time, I break you."
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Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2011 10:34 pm
As soon as Deadpool sprung off of Bane's shoulders, the large man tried to turn and take a stride away from Deadpool. He'd managed to get one leg clear of the swipe, the other, wasn't as lucky.
He felt red hot pain slice through, and cried out, moving all of his weight onto his other leg.
The crowd of statues began chattering excitedly.
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Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2011 10:39 pm
Deadpool smoothly brought one of his swords back in a reverse slash, aimed solely at that ankle. "See, and I mean this from the heart, this really is a beautiful moment. Thank you. I will treasure this memory forever."
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Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2011 10:46 pm
Bane grimaced and tried to pull his foot away from the swipe. He could try to bend down and grab the man while he was in mid-sweep. But as agile as the man was, Bane didn't want to risk having his head that close to him.
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