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"Ooof!" Jan had the wind knocked out of him pretty successfully. He didnt start struggling or screaming again until the thing snapped at him and got caught in his lip peircing.

"Oh my." Walter's eyes went wide. "Id stay still ol boy." Walter said as he knelt down and held Jan down making him still as he could with thrashing the tan boy did.

"'ey calm down. We'll 'elp." Pip said gently as he removed his foot from Jans chest and knelt down. Taking hold of the Wallabys muzzle with one hand and the other took hold of Jans peircing. Pip quickly and painlessly unhooked the two.

Releasing Jan and the Wallaby. "T'ere you are. Now go back 'ome." Pip smiled gently before he stood up.

Walter did the same, Jan scrambled to his feet and backed into the bar and onto his seat. "Keep that ******** mutated rodent ******** away from me! Probably has rabies or some s**t!" Jan yelled.

"Go ahead girl, it might be best for you to head home." Walter said gently to the thing as he stepped out of the way, leaving the path clear to the door.

"You deserved worse, you idiot." Pip commented to Jan, before he finished up his drink.

"Jan.. " Integra said out of annoyance.

"What b***h?" Jan snapped.

"Stop acting like a panzy a** p***y." Integra said coldly.

"Hey shut you face cyclops! That ******** rat thing is scary s**t! Tried to eat my ******** face off! Someone should call a ******** animal control and s**t.. call a ******** poacher and have that s**t mounted on my wall!" Jan snapped unhappily.

"'ey shut it Jan! You dont talk to women t'at way!" Pip snapped in his French accent. The one eyed male slapped Jan upside his ********! Frenchie what the ******** hell is your problem?! Why dont you go ******** your sister over there. ******** one eyed freaks!" Jan yelled before laughing his a** off.

"Just 'ave anot'er drink, on me. Bartender, get the idiot what 'e wants." Pip said as he paid for the drink to shut the dark skinned and dark haired male up.

"Milady sorry i dont think we've had training for that. It does seem to like you dear boy. Why dont you help the Lady find the little things owner?" Walter said in his British accent to Alice and then to Pip.

"Just keep an eye on 'im." Pip said as he wiped his long braid back around to hang along down his backside. He slipped his hands into his pockets and walked over to where Alice and the Wallaby was. "Do you know anyone t'at keeps exotic animals? I doubt t'ere is a Zoo around 'ere." Pip said gently as he smiled to the woman.

"Bonjour, by t'e way. I am Pip, t'at is Walter t'e one wit' t'e dark hair. T'e idiot is Jan and Integra.. should be 'ere somewhere. She wanted to come in and ask about a job." Pip added before he knelt down and held out a hand to the Wallaby.

"'ey t'ere cutie. Why dont we find your owner?" Pip said with a smile to it.

Integra came out of the bathroom a few moments later she was sniffling and wiping her nose some but she didn't look like she had been crying. She ran her fingers through her rose colored hair and headed over to Pip who was with Alice with the Wallaby.

"Still trying to make friends with it Pip?" Integra smiled gently as she reached down and tugged lightly on Pips long braid in an affectionate manner.

"Eet is 'ard to resist cute t'ings." Pip laughed lightly.

"Ill talk to him Miss. He can be.. difficult." Integra said gently. "When im done though i- you are the owner here correct?" Integra asked with a light smile. "I have something to talk to you about. Now to go silence the idiot." Integra as she deadpanned and went cold.

"Jan Valentine!" She barked as she stormed up to the man. Taking a fist full of hair she yanked his head back and whispered in his ear. Well.. whispered angrily. "I swear to God in heaven if you do not shut your damn mouth, i will put your nuts in a vice and have Walter cut off your d**k. Then i'm going to shove it up your ******** a**. Now behave! Some some ******** weed if you have to you Bloody fool!" Integra growled before she released him.

Jan let out a yelp when he was grabbed but after that he paled and went silent.

"Good show." Walter smiled as he lit up another cigarette.
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" Yea' sorrie for 'is language. T'e Mayor? Interesting." Pip slowly approached the thing and scooped it up in his arms. He tried his best not to freak it out or hurt it. "'ey eet is okay. I will take you 'ome. Oo.. ah ...i 'ate to ask but.. w'ere is t'e Mayors?" Pip asked Alice with a light nervous smile.

"You arent going by yourself are you Pip. I mean take Walter if anything." Integra said gently as she rejoined Pip, the Wallaby who was now in Pips arms and Alice.

"Eet's alright I can manage more t'an you t'ink." Pip smiled to her as he secured the Wallaby in his arms.

"I just wanted to wanted to ask you if you had any openings.. for strippers." Integra said gently as she came a bit closer. "I may not look it but i know my stuff. I dont ******** around and i dont like to be ******** with. So if you want a no bullshit woman stripper, im your girl." Integra said straight to the point.

"Oh.. and i see you have bouncers and bartenders. But.. Walter does need a job as well. As does Pip. They can do pretty much everything.. but cook id say. Would you know of any place thats hiring?" Integra asked Alice.

"'ey i can find my own job. Unless t'e mademoiselle is looking too replace t'e bouncers or a bartender, me and Walter will be no good 'ere." Pip added.

"Ah!" Pip grunted in pain and let out a hiss himself as he tried his best not to drop the animal. He set it down and released it. "'ey i was trying to 'elp.. " Pip sighed as he straightened back up and looked to his arm. a little bit of blood not much. He had endured worse.. much worse. Like with what happened to his eye. But the scratches and the bite mark had drawn a small.. the smallest trickle of blood.

"Oiy.." Pip sighed.

"'ey Walter give us a 'and yea'?" Pip asked the other male. Pip took a few steps closer to Alice, closing the distance between them. "I t'ink we can only solve t'is one way." Pip said gently to the woman.

Walter came over to the three. "Are you lot still having trouble with the rascal?" Walter asked gently as he exhaled a long puff of smoke.

"Yea' can you grab eet while i lift 'er up? I dont want eet biting 'er." Pip said gently. "Sorrie Madmosielle but eet is t'e only way." Pip said gently.

"Righto let me find something to grab the girl with. Hmm..." Walter looked around he spotted the bouncer. Going up to him he had a quick conversation with the man before he had his coat in his arms. Walter came back and joined Pips side. "Alright ol boy go ahead im ready." Walter said as he knelt down and got the coat ready to throw over the thing.

"Sorrie again." Pip added he placed his hands on the womans waist and that was it. With little effort Pip lifted the woman up just a foot off the ground enough for Walter to spring.

Walter jumped on the Wallaby the second Alice was lifted up and into Pips arms. He covered the thing with the bouncers jacket and pulled something from what looked like his teeth or mouth. A thin wire the glinted in the light, went taunt around the jacket effectively wrapping the creature up in a makeshift bag.

Straightening himself Walter strung the bag up holding it with both hands, hanging from his nearly invisible deadly wires. Though due to the leather jacket and the slack he had given the wires it wouldnt cut through the garment nor hurt the animal thrashing inside.

Pip set Alice down and released her. "Do you 'ave a place you can keep eet? Until t'e mayor comes for eet?" Pip asked her. He was blushing slightly, the girl was beautiful, they had something in common, their eye patch, and she smelled wonderful.

Integra just stayed back and watched everything when it was all over she looked to Alice. "Did i mention they're good in a jam?" Integra said with a light smile.