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 Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2010 4:56 pm
I told you to liberate then from this existence,not from prison!
I'm calling from the jail because i did teh above.
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Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2010 10:46 pm
Tsk, Tsk... I told you, that only works in the movies.
I'm in jail for setting a grenade off at a miley cyrus concert mrgreen
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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 1:11 am
█ Good job! I mean, uhh, that's very unfortunate. Should've used a pine cone.
I'm in jail for whipping my cat emo
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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 12:53 am
I told you to kill it instead. xD
I am calling from jail because a kid walked into my leg and fell down stairs and died.
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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 3:00 am
I told you never to trust stairs, that is why people invented elevators C:
I'm calling from jail because I was arrested for breaking into someone's house to play their wii >:'D
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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 6:12 am
I told you to wait until you get your own! D:<
I'm calling from jail because someone fell off a cliff and me and my hand just happened to be there.
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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 6:17 am
I told you never to go on cliffs
I'm calling from jail because I shot one of my friends accidently
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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 10:14 am
I told you to stay away from guns, didn't I?
I'm calling from jail because I had a car accident and ran away instead of helping those who got trapped under my car.
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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 2:14 pm
I told you to set it on fire in case something like that happened.
I'm calling from jail cuz i beat this guy to pulp after he said my cat is uglee.Only i can say that!
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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 2:18 pm
Oi yah! How many times did I tell you he was jealous because his cat was very ugly.
I'm calling form jail because I brainwashed cats to make my own grammar Nazi army twisted
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Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:51 am
I told you making typos is not that bad.
I'm calling from jail because I stopped paying my bills.
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Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 11:33 am
I told you money doesn't grow off of trees
I'm calling from jail because the police caught me outside chopping down a 300 year old tree.
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Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 12:29 pm
I told you to blow up the yard instead.
I'm calling from jail because I accidentally strangled my sister over a piece of apple pie.
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Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 1:03 pm
I told you there was another piece in the fridge!
I'm calling from jail because I went to Hanna Montana concert and blew up her stage
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Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 1:29 pm
I told you that would end up happening anyways because of her songs!
I'm calling from jail because I accidentally hit a homerun through the police station.
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