
Well what’s so bad about a little coin toss now and then?
The Tempest King
Ahhh come on. Live a little!
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I'm betting my happiness life on this one
Rape.
He was being raped.
Sugar-coat it all you want, Joshua was being raped. With the desperation of a man trying to prevent himself from walking bowlegged for the next week and a half, the swordmaster began struggling. Thrashing, kicking biting and clawing when he could, he resembled an angry cat... with rabies. Ohhh yes Rajin was definitely going to leave this cart with more then a few scratches, but still Joshua was unable to get free!
In a ray of shining light a man appeared behind Rajin and said in a voice that was the chorus of a million angles.
"Oy, what th' 'ell are ya doin in me cart?" The savoir said before dumping a bucket of cold water on Rajin and Joshua, "Get out, this 'is worse then when I drove that fish cart."
Following the saint's advice, Joshua squirmed/wriggled/ninja'd his way out of Rajins grasp, aided by the water the half naked man found himself dashing down the street yet again, this time though he decided not to run in a straight line and began to twist and turn down alley after alley. All good things must come to an end though (And if Joshua didn't hurry Rajin would also come to an end.) and soon the hat-wearing hero found himself out of alley.
Panicked and knowing that Rajin must be close behind Joshua desperately looked from the left and to the right when he saw a curious sight, an oddly familiar looking bard was attempting to force himself on a guy in a dress. Not only that but the guy in the dress was that Druid that he'd seen in the desert! And had almost thrown him out of that party.
"We meet in the weirdest places don't we?" Said Joshua who was nude apart from his hat and underwear.
He would have loved to stay and chatted ("Hey so I hear you're one step away from getting raped too!") he could hear someone coming up from behind.
"Oh s**t! quick Joshua! The bard! He's obviously swinging on the same set as Rajin!" without a moment to spare the swordmaster seized the Shota by both his biceps, lifted him into the air and spun thrusting him towards whoever was coming up behind him like a Shota-
Sword?Spear?Shield, sure Nils could struggle but Joshua had a firm grip and had his arms pinned.
This was going to be very awkward once Psyche's effect wore off.
C’est la vie,
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Tell you what, We'll flip on it,
Heads, I win
Tails, you lose DIE
Rape.