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Another pained groan escaped Rufus's lips, attesting to his continued existance. Very slowly his eyes fluttered open and focused on the faces hovering above him, "Wha?...." Came his croaked response. "Wh...Who are you?" He asked both of them, alarm and suspicion whisking over his features. "You guys don't work for Shinra do you?" He rose quickly, only to put a hand to his head with a wince. "Ugh.... did anyone catch the licence plate of that bus?" He muttered, Then glanced up sharply and noting the Limo still waiting outside his eyes narrowed. He turned conspiritorially to Saerenna, "I'll bet that dastard Dufus Shinra did this to me!" He informed the young Turk. "I plot his downfall you see, soon I shall be in charge of the Shinra Corperation! The world will tremble at my name!" Exactly what name that supposedly was, Rufus never uttered. "You look like a trust-worthy young woman, what is your name? Would you care to join my crusade?" He asked with a rougish crooked smile.

Vaizel uttered a child-like terrified whimper as the JENOVA clone adjusted her grip, He froze solid and stared at her, panic-stricken as she gazed at him with wide eyes. "Pick someone ELSE!!!" He finally squeeked, making a futile attempt to edge away backward into the wall he had fallen against. His rational mind had ceased to work the moment her face had drawn closer to him, the mindless horror was akin to that felt by a cornered rabbit.

Ah! He was alive! Or was he? Saerenna could have sword the President had just died because of her. And now he couldn't seem to remember who he was! Then she realized what must have been going on. His body had been taken over by some sort of spirit! "Y'know sir, being in that body means that anyone from ShinRa will follow your orders already." she said, letting go of his hand which was now soaked in her tears. "And I am a Turk, so I have to follow whatever you say." she decided. Even if he was just some other spirit, he was still in Rufus' body, and therefore still the President. "Excuse me miss," She said to the girl sitting on him, "But you are sitting on the body of my president which is currently inhabited by a spirit...."

Rufus glanced around in some irritation at the two females who now blathered about him as though he were not present. "In this body?..." He asked slowly, eyes narrowing, "I am not a spirit! No one possesses this body but me!" He jerked back his tear-soaked hand, dashing the moisture from it impatiently, "I do not care for Shinra personell to calmly 'follow my orders' How do I know you will not report to that Fake president of yours while I'm not watching?" He was suddenly very wary, one of the young women here was a TURK!! That meant she reported directly to Dufus Shinra himself... Rufus decided he needed to be more careful of whom he confided in... He turned to Chii, "So what are you then? do you work for Dufus as well?" The thobbing of his head really wasn't improving his temperament, and it occured to him that he probably should deal with this minor discrepancy quickly.

Xuriel seemed to have mysteriously dissappeared. Fenrir was slightly miffed, but took it in stride. He turned around and marched back to the main room, intent on teaching that girl a thing or two about vandalism. His pride as an ex-Turk was slightly offended at her job. Some good vandalism always involved fire and strategically misplaced or booby trapped things, not to mention a good and dramatic slur painted on the walls.


Garm, now quite in his right mind, managed to push the exuberant wolves away from his face. He stood up slowly. His hand went to his temple as the sudden change of position caused his vision to fuzz. Ugh..... he was going to need Excedrin, lots of Excedrin, maybe Excedrin with an extra chaser of cafine. He was distracted from this train of thought when he noted a ShinRa limo, and Rufus ShinRa disembarking from said limo. A latent memory about wishing to haunt him tugged at Garm's bludgeoned brain. He frowned but decided to follow his former boss's boss. His eyes flicked around the buildings out of habit, and he idly wondered if Tseng was around.

Fenrir entered the room and was about to deliever his treatise on proper vandalism. The words died on his lips as he took account of the scene, that is Saerenna bawling about how she'd murdered Rufus, Chi trying vainly to comfort her, Vai squalling about something or other, and Garm leaning over a very convoluted Rufus ShinRa. Instead of speaking he slipped over to where Garm and the wolves stood.

" He dead man?" Fenrir questioned, noting Rufus wild speech.

" Don' know."

" Should we check?"

" Maybe."

" So take his pulse."

"UGh.. you mean TOUCH him..... Fenrir I just ate this morning."

" Fine I'LL touch him." So saying Fenrir knelt down grabbed am arm in mid gesture and proceeded to count the president's pulse.

Sabel's large mako green eyes looked back and forth between Shinrei, striking a dashing pose, and the prostrate terrified man below her. "I'm sorry Shinrei, I like Agents of Divine Retribution!" She stated at last, clutching Vai even more tightly before leaning forward and wrapping her arms possessively around his neck. Before he could respond her lips had found his, and she favored him with a passionate kiss.

Rufus stared in astonishment at the twins assumption that he was dead, Snatching his hand voilently back from their attempts to check his pulse he snarled, "I am NOT dead!! I never DIED!! Unless and Until I am assasinated by those Loyal to Dufus Shinra, I will plot that Body-double's downfall!" Then his extremely irritated gaze turned to Saerenna, "I am not your president!! What is wrong with you? Don't you understand that I am here to overthrow Shinra? This must be some extravagant plot to confuse my purpose!! It will NOT work!!" The comment about residing in the president's body threw Rufus for a moment... Did he look that much like Dufus? Upon contemplation he realized he had no idea what he WAS supposed to look like... But that did not matter, "Yes,... I need to rule the world! AFTER I have stolen it from Dufus!!"

It was finally too much for Vaizel, his long attempts to dodge the insane fangirl JENOVA clone had been for naught, His mind simply shut down when she bent down to kiss him. He sank limply down the wall, his eyes rolled up into his head and he fainted.

OOC: And that is what I call a "knock-out kiss" *rimshot* lol ninja I'll post I/C sometime laters...

Chii looks up at Fenrir. "Theres two of you." She wispers softly into the air and she sneezes.