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ok one day the band teacher mr.adnerson was like tubas te not poop!! everying was laughing and in day mrs.lazer and miss. johnsen was like now now kids mrs.doughty hada an lil insadint u peed her skirt and and miss j said s**t kary it's her old age kicking in again i fell off my chair laughing

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One time we were playing this music peice, and because everyone was so busy talking, they didn't hear what our condutor said what bar to start on. So He yelled and wrote 1 on the board. "ONE! The number of brain cells in all of your heads!" Then he wrote 0. "Zero, the number of people who are talking that are going to pass!" then a 3. "THREE! The number of people actually LISTENING."

and so it showed the bar we were to start on: 103.

And there was another time where we were given a new warm up peice, and the words "Yo Mama" was written on the bottom. Someone asked why "Yo Mama" was written there. And he said

"That's who your supposed to invite to our consert in two weeks foo!"

Our conductor's a very, very, very strange guy.

We had to play a song called The Great Steamboat Race and the percussion had to get milk jugs and shake them to sound like the steamboats in water. One day, Marlin (our director) was working with the percussionists and he said "Take your jugs and shake them hard." It was really funny. One of those you have to be there things though. Hehe. No one let him forget that for a month after the concert.

lol. that sounds like something my directer would say he tells corny jokes all the time xp lol

During summer band, which is when we crowd 250 players into an un-airconditioned bandhall, woodwinds sitting everyone else standing, my band director started yelling at the percussion section for being off beat. In a pause where he took a breath, right behind my section, the trumpets, we hear this rythmic beating. The whole band goes silent and listens. Eventually, one of the boys picked up a birthday bag from behind him and lifts out a kung-fu hamster with little nunchucks. The teacher said "I should've known it wasn't any of our players. It had a beat. We should just get a corp of those things." Hmm...maybe it was funnier when it happened.

lol, thats briliant blaugh
My band director has an evaluation on all the classes. Its right to:
"Freshman don't know anything. Only they don't know they don't know anything.
Sophmores don't know anything. But they know they don't know anything.
Juniors know very little.
And Seniors know more then their fellow classes but are dumber than their teachers."
its true, especially the part about the Freshman and Sophmores, i've seen it demonstated very well in gym. Now before u freshman and sophmores out their say its all a bunch of balony, remember this. I'm a Sophmore. xp

I'm going to strangle you. Thus the true evil of envy. stressed gonk If I could only be so lucky...

My band director isn't particularily funny, but I like him. My old director in middle school was funnier. I remember during our trip last year, she and a whole bunch of the other shaperones put on these gowns that had pictures of slender biki-clad bodies, and they all went outside and were making a big fuss like a bunch of kids. ^^ I could hear it from my room.

The memories are a bit fuzzy. You had to have met her.

EDIT: Oh! I remember something. There were these two trombone players. One was this really tall girl, kinda big, and the other was this little bitty boy, about as tall as a 10 year old, you know? And she called for all people who did such and such to stand. The tall girl stood up, and the BD said to the guy, "Didn't you do this too?" And he's like, "Yeah." And she says, "Well then stand up!" And his reply; "I am!"

Another had-to-be-there moment.

When we were praticing music he said listen to papa he got that from the music coference/workshop.