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 Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 2:28 am
I dont know any good jokes but i realy like vg cats.
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Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 10:10 pm
This one may be a little gross to some. So be wary.
A vampire walks into a bar and asks the barkeep for a cup of hot water. The barkeep asks why, and the vampire says he'll tell him if he gets his water. The barkeep gets the hot water and asks again. The vampire opens his cloak, reaches into his pocket, pulls out an used tampon, and says tea.
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Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 12:26 pm
gonk blaugh oh man thats hella gross, funny though.
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Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 12:30 pm
A man walks into a bar, orders a drink. He drinks it and then looks into his pocket. Drinks another, looks into his pocket again. After the sixth he does this, the bartender asks: "Hey why do you look into your pocket every time you drink???" And the man says: "Oh, inside my pocket is a picture of my wife. I keep drinking until she looks good, then I go home."
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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 1:08 am
ok 2 cupcakes are sitting in an oven one cupcake says OH MY GOD WERE IN AN OVEN the other cupcake says HOLY s**t A TALKING CUPCAKE
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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 7:12 am
ooo thats funny xd ok here I go
A panda walks into a bar and orders a drink and to his luck a foxy blonde walks up to him and starts flirting so after a while they decide to leave and go to the girls house, she cooks for him and the next thing you know their in the bedroom the next morning the panda starts to leave but the blonde tells him shes a prostitute and the panda says "whats that?" so the blonde tells him to look it up so the panda looks up and gos back to the blonde and says "its okay im a panda" and the blonde says "whats that?" and the panda tells her to look it up so she does and when she does it says "the panda eats,shoots,and leaves"
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Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 1:43 pm
ok there's a apple, a banana, and a p***s, the apple says "man you guys are lucky the humans eat me" then the banana says "no you guys are lucky the humans peel me and then eat me" "then the p***s says no you guys are lucky because the humans put a rubber bag over me and then they make me go in this dark tunnel and then make me do push ups until i puke.
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Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 3:11 pm
yeah that is definatly gonna get deleted funny though
Q:How do you fit 4 gay guys on a stool?
A:you turn it upside down
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Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 3:13 pm
I'm still on the fence about Mario's but I think I'll delete yours. Not now though
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Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 4:39 pm
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Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 8:31 pm
Fonsos, but I'll keep it on.
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Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 11:11 am
Darth Monkey yeah that is definatly gonna get deleted funny though Q:How do you fit 4 gay guys on a stool? A:you turn it upside down I had to think about that one for a bit*shiver* ewe......
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Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 4:11 pm
What do you call a salt shaker holding a knife???
A salt with a deadly weapon.
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Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 10:20 pm
Ok, two nuns walk into a bar. I bust out laughing at them because they souldn't be walking through a construction site.
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 12:58 pm
A blonde walks into an electronics store looking for a new TV.
"I want that one," she said, pointing at the object.
"You cant have it," said the clerk.
So the blonde leaves the store and comes back the next day wearing a red wig.
"I want that TV."
"You cant have it."
So she leaves again and comes back the next day in a black wig.
"I want that TV."
"You cant have it. And I know youre that same blonde who came yesterday, and the day before."
"How did you know?"
"That's not a TV. It's a microwave."
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