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 Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 6:23 pm
Bayer: you for serious
lily564a: your face I am
Bayer: YOUR - I haven't the motivation ;_;
lily564a: Your p***s is small
Bayer: No it isn't
lily564a: says you
Bayer: And I should know
lily564a: have you ever seen another man's p***s?
Bayer: Yes
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Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 12:21 pm
[12:18] Bayer: Diamonds are forever
[12:18] Bayer: So is James Bond's p***s
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Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 10:53 pm
TheRealSirBayer (11:38:03 PM): what am I doing with my life
Sesshie143 (11:38:16 PM): Slowly losing it to the internet?
TheRealSirBayer (11:38:26 PM): Yeah
TheRealSirBayer (11:38:28 PM): pretty much
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Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 9:23 pm
[21:21] NativeForeigner: Hola
[21:21] Bayer: BEFORE I READ IT NO
[21:22] Bayer: Oh, you said hello.
[21:22] Bayer: >_>
[21:22] NativeForeigner: ?
[21:22] Bayer: <_<
[21:22] NativeForeigner: Uh...
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Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 8:53 pm
JokermanEXE (10:49:58 PM): I've caught her offguard many times
Sesshie143 (10:50:08 PM): Dude, I'm flattered when a guy is actually interested in watching me shower.
JokermanEXE (10:50:12 PM): HEY
JokermanEXE (10:50:15 PM): I SAY THAT EVERY NIGHT
JokermanEXE (10:50:18 PM): GODDAM IT
Sesshie143 (10:50:21 PM): It's when a guy wants to watch me pee that it's weird.
JokermanEXE (10:50:26 PM): Uhhh
Sesshie143 (10:50:28 PM): And I know you do, Joe.
JokermanEXE (10:50:29 PM): THat's Mark there.
TheRealSirBayer (10:50:30 PM): Yes it is
JokermanEXE (10:50:31 PM): Good.
TheRealSirBayer (10:50:33 PM): No it ******** (10:50:33 PM): Uhhh
TheRealSirBayer (10:50:35 PM): that was bad timing
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Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 10:47 pm
10:38:30 PM therealsirbayer: Wel
10:38:31 PM therealsirbayer: l
10:38:38 PM therealsirbayer: I'm heading to the place where everyone goes at the end of the day
10:38:49 PM javeharron: Mon's bedroom?
10:38:52 PM therealsirbayer: By which I mean I'm - yeah.
10:38:55 PM therealsirbayer: How'd you know?
10:39:07 PM therealsirbayer: Where do you hide, anyway? I like the dresser myself
10:39:07 PM javeharron: Mon being the Great Seducer
10:39:15 PM javeharron: Under the bed
10:39:18 PM therealsirbayer: I figured
Now Venom will never look at his bedroom the same, ever again.
Nowhere is safe.
For the uninformed:
Mon = Venom
Jave = stalker
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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 10:00 pm
I'm on a top bunk. Nice try. Also: Monday night is ***** night. Quote: [21:45] TheRealSirBayer: And my character is a brilliant gunfighter [21:45] TheRealSirBayer: And my character is a quite decent hand-to-hand fighter [21:45] TheRealSirBayer: and my character is like twice your character's age [21:45] TheRealSirBayer: razz [21:45] TheRealSirBayer: CAN YOU SAY RAPE ... Later.... [21:47] TheRealSirBayer: Admittedly he probably won't try to abduct her. [21:47] TheRealSirBayer: So that kind of makes this whole thing moot. [21:47] TheRealSirBayer: But he certainly has his own ends in mind, and he's not going to have qualms about reaching them. [21:47] TheRealSirBayer: Well, not true. [21:47] TheRealSirBayer: Damn the soul! [21:47] Sesshie143: All I can say is that if he tries anything funny, the first thing getting shot at is his balls. [21:48] nightmaredream14: Uh. [21:48] nightmaredream14: [21:47] TheRealSirBayer: But he certainly has his own ends in mind, and he's not going to have qualms about reaching them.[21:48] nightmaredream14: UH. [21:48] TheRealSirBayer: XD [21:48] TheRealSirBayer: Now that's jus tyour fault [21:49] nightmaredream14: Then what ARE you talking about!? Quote: nightmaredream14: Every thread of 27 has started WITHOUT YOUUUU [21:53] Elesariin: sad [21:54] Elesariin: I'm learning ancient greek. [21:54] Elesariin: My priority slots are FULL. [21:54] nightmaredream14: Full of pederasty? [21:55] Elesariin: Sure.
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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 10:30 pm
10:23:17 PM elesariin: Okai gaiz.
10:23:20 PM elesariin: Bed time for me.
10:23:21 PM nightmaredream14:
10:23:21 PM therealsirbayer:
10:23:24 PM nightmaredream14:
10:23:29 PM elesariin: What what?
10:23:29 PM nightmaredream14:
10:23:33 PM therealsirbayer: ._>
10:23:34 PM sesshie143: Good night!
10:23:35 PM therealsirbayer: ._.*
10:23:38 PM therealsirbayer: Good night, isa!
10:23:39 PM nightmaredream14: G'night Ele
10:23:43 PM elesariin: Night!
10:23:48 PM therealsirbayer: That's - wtf?
10:23:51 PM elesariin: What?
10:23:57 PM sesshie143: Eh?
10:24:00 PM therealsirbayer: WTF
10:24:01 PM sesshie143: Bayer's oging to sleep?
10:24:02 PM sesshie143: *going
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Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 9:10 pm
Sesshie143 (11:02:06 PM): XP
jokermanexe (11:02:22 PM): Oh baby, with the tongue.
jokermanexe (11:02:32 PM): Same deal.
jokermanexe (11:02:35 PM): Err
jokermanexe (11:02:37 PM): Wrong window
Sesshie143 (11:02:42 PM): ...wut
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Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 10:02 pm
(09:29:31 PM) Elesariin: ALEX!
(09:29:36 PM) NightmareDream14: Kara.
(09:29:40 PM) Elesariin: They're all SO ANNOYING!
(09:29:43 PM) NightmareDream14: Who?
(09:30:12 PM) Elesariin: Mostly Joe.
(09:30:41 PM) Elesariin: A little bit Bayer.
(09:31:03 PM) NightmareDream14: ._.
(09:31:29 PM) Elesariin: What?
(09:31:32 PM) Elesariin: They are annoying!
(09:31:42 PM) NightmareDream14: ... Boners?
(09:31:50 PM) Elesariin: What?!
(09:31:53 PM) Elesariin: No...
(09:31:55 PM) Elesariin: Well...
(09:32:09 PM) Elesariin: Considering that Joe and I are currently talking about how much sex he has, yes.
(09:32:39 PM) NightmareDream14: ... Boners.
(09:33:18 PM) Elesariin: Um...
(09:33:35 PM) Elesariin: I have no idea why I thought that talking to you would fix this problem, actually.
(09:34:21 PM) NightmareDream14: ...
(09:34:23 PM) NightmareDream14: Boners.
(09:34:27 PM) NightmareDream14: Boners, boners. Boners.
(09:34:37 PM) Elesariin: ... Maybe I should talk to Isa.
(09:34:39 PM) NightmareDream14: Boners?
(09:34:42 PM) Elesariin: No.
(09:34:42 PM) NightmareDream14: :c
(09:34:47 PM) Elesariin: ... Fine.
(09:34:49 PM) Elesariin: Boners.
(09:34:52 PM) Elesariin: Have fun.
(09:34:56 PM) NightmareDream14: Boners! biggrin
(09:35:07 PM) Elesariin: Yeaaaahhhh.... >>
(09:35:11 PM) NightmareDream14: Boners? :I
(09:35:25 PM) Elesariin: I already said Boners.
(09:35:37 PM) Elesariin: I refuse to say it ag--
(09:35:41 PM) Elesariin: GOD DAMN IT ALL.
(09:39:26 PM) NightmareDream14: Boners. :3
(09:39:49 PM) Elesariin: GHHHHAAAAAAAH!
(09:40:42 PM) NightmareDream14: surprised
(09:40:48 PM) Elesariin: ^_^
(09:40:51 PM) Elesariin: Boners?
(09:40:56 PM) NightmareDream14: Boners! ^_^
(09:42:26 PM) Elesariin: I like your Workman, BTW.
(09:43:10 PM) NightmareDream14: Boners! biggrin
(09:43:45 PM) Elesariin: Wow.
(09:43:52 PM) Elesariin: WOWOWOWOWOWOWOW.
(09:46:04 PM) NightmareDream14: +Boners
(09:46:31 PM) Elesariin: + COLD SHOWER.
(09:46:43 PM) NightmareDream14: +D:
(09:46:57 PM) Elesariin: + ;D
(09:48:26 PM) NightmareDream14: +:I
(09:48:37 PM) Elesariin: +:3
(09:49:37 PM) NightmareDream14: +Boners. >:{
(09:50:01 PM) Elesariin: +Ice water in NOVEMBER XD
(09:50:40 PM) NightmareDream14: +??
(09:50:55 PM) Elesariin: + *shrug*
(09:51:01 PM) Elesariin: Is sleep deprived.
(09:51:02 PM) NightmareDream14: +Boners.
(09:51:21 PM) Elesariin: + Margret Thatcher naked on a cold day.
(09:51:28 PM) Elesariin: +baseball
(09:51:42 PM) Elesariin: +d**k Cheney.
(09:52:08 PM) NightmareDream14: +._.
(09:52:25 PM) Elesariin: + DAMN RIGHT!
(09:52:31 PM) NightmareDream14: +Bonerlessness? :c
(09:52:40 PM) Elesariin: ....
(09:52:45 PM) Elesariin: Oh... I feel bad.
(09:52:54 PM) Elesariin: *sigh*
(09:53:00 PM) Elesariin: +Boners.
(09:53:48 PM) NightmareDream14: +Boners! <3
(09:54:11 PM) Elesariin: biggrin
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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 4:12 pm
Good lord, Bayer.
(04:08:37 PM) TheRealSirBayer: But regularity of teeth-brushing would probably kill you
(04:08:44 PM) TheRealSirBayer: > biggrin
(04:08:51 PM) NightmareDream14: Dude. Toothbrushery is part of clean.
(04:08:55 PM) TheRealSirBayer: By which I mean that I don't remember.
(04:09:03 PM) NightmareDream14: ...
(04:09:09 PM) NightmareDream14: You don't remember to brush your teeth?
(04:09:10 PM) TheRealSirBayer: > biggrin
(04:09:14 PM) TheRealSirBayer: Well, no, that's a bit of a lie
(04:09:16 PM) TheRealSirBayer: I generally do
(04:09:23 PM) NightmareDream14: ...
(04:09:24 PM) TheRealSirBayer: Generally
(04:09:31 PM) NightmareDream14: I AM POSTING THIS TO THE IM THREAD FOR EVERYONE TO SEE YOUR SHAME
(04:09:42 PM) TheRealSirBayer: Haha
(04:09:43 PM) TheRealSirBayer: Go ahead
(04:10:47 PM) NightmareDream14: That's so bad. Ugh
(04:10:51 PM) TheRealSirBayer: hahahahahaha
(04:10:54 PM) TheRealSirBayer: I knew it would kill you
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Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 2:17 pm
(10:07:45 AM) TheRealSirBayer: I think it says something about how much 27 has impacted my life
(10:08:00 AM) TheRealSirBayer: That one of the coolest dreams I've had recently was of being a Shadowman
(10:08:14 AM) TheRealSirBayer: It was like a Solid Snake-esque sort of thing
(10:08:16 AM) TheRealSirBayer: Badass to the core
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Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 9:43 pm
Hey man, don't diss that dream. It was badass.
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Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 9:38 am
9:30:36 AM therealsirbayer: Oh, another thing - I need to ask you about Jacurutu's armbilities
9:30:43 AM nightmaredream14: Wutnow?
9:30:43 AM therealsirbayer: I'm thinking at the very least an energy shield
9:30:46 AM therealsirbayer: His arm
9:30:52 AM therealsirbayer: It's awesome to have punching arm of doom
9:30:54 AM therealsirbayer: But it needs moar power
9:33:35 AM therealsirbayer: So what do you think?
9:34:01 AM nightmaredream14: This is for SPACE?
9:34:22 AM therealsirbayer: SPACE.
9:34:31 AM therealsirbayer: But he'll be using it on foot.
9:34:33 AM nightmaredream14: Rocket boots.
9:34:41 AM therealsirbayer: Since you can't use an arm - no, this is about his arm
9:34:42 AM nightmaredream14: Damn right he'll be using it on foot
9:34:46 AM therealsirbayer: His ARM
9:34:49 AM nightmaredream14: ON HIS FOOT
9:34:51 AM therealsirbayer: THE BIG MECHANICAL REPLACEMENT ARM
9:35:00 AM nightmaredream14: WHY WOULD HE HAVE AN ARM ON HIS FEET?
9:35:05 AM therealsirbayer: This whole thing is going up
9:35:17 AM nightmaredream14: That, good sir
9:35:19 AM nightmaredream14: Is what she said.
9:35:52 AM therealsirbayer: Have we everhad a conversation not involving sex or penises?
9:36:01 AM nightmaredream14: No
9:36:07 AM therealsirbayer: No.
9:36:08 AM therealsirbayer: Not one.
9:36:10 AM nightmaredream14: And you can credit that to me.
9:36:16 AM therealsirbayer: I'm putting it up.
9:36:18 AM therealsirbayer: On the thread.
9:36:37 AM nightmaredream14: In the words of the great American poet Lady Gaga, "It's a red light pornographic dance fight."
9:36:55 AM therealsirbayer: gehehehehehe
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Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 10:52 pm
[00:21] lily564a: I can see you there
[00:21] Venom: (auto-response from NightmareDream14) Showering.
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