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Comic_Book_Joker Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 1:08 pm
Joker suddenly stopped smiling. Something didn't compute. Nightwing getting TAZERED? Really? He was trained by the Bat-freak, which usually came with lots of perks, one of which was insane costumes that had lots of protective features. He supposed it WAS possible, but improbable. He didn't have much experience with any of the other Titans, so he couldn't say anything about Starfire, but now he was paying complete attention.
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Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 1:09 pm
Ivy was, and had been for some time, engaged in some kind of low, intense conversation with the bartender, who looked very pale. She was holding up a small sprig of mint and twirling it idly between her fingers. It seemed that the idiot had been making mohitos right in front of her. Snippets of the quiet, threatening little chat could be heard, including, "... would you feel if I just cut off your arm? Hmm? Are you having trouble imagining it? Maybe we should test..."
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Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2010 11:10 am
//CBJ -- A wizard cop, not Robin/Nightwing, got tazered. xp And I agree, that trick wouldn't work on him.//
Skuld sighed, "I should have been paying attention to my surroundings. That was when something clocked me upside my head. Though, I was a bit whoosy, I still barely managed to parry Robin's following attacks. The bad part was, I was losing ground and running out of rooftop fast.
"Out of the corner of my eye, I spied Cyborg and Beast Boy. Then, I began flying away, just over the rooftops and using anything on them as cover. I figured Cyborg couldn't follow, and that would be one less Titan. Robin harassed me the entire way, then I spied someone getting mugged on the street.
"So, I figure, I fly by that scene, and he would stop. He didn't. It wasn't until later that I found out that he used some sort of freeze bomb on the mugger and kept going after me.
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Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 8:29 am
The lady mage continued, maintaining eye contact with several of the table's occupants, "As I continued to flee from Robin, I kept getting glimpses of that yellow cape of his. Then, all of a sudden, coming up in front of me over the next roof top was Cyborg carried by a flying green pterodactyl. The boy wonder was distracting me.
"I just acted on instinct. I threw a large amount of telekinetic force at Cyborg, knocking him out of Beastiality Boy's grip and over the side of the building. As I flew off at a sharp angle away, I heard him say 'OH SHHHIIIIIiiiiiii....'"
Skuld smiled at that, "Thought both heroes went to save their buddy. Then, as I assended into the skyline, an enormous black ghostly bird appeared in the city-lit clouded sky ahead of me..."
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Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 8:14 am
"I felt the darkforce energy in it, and I tried to flee. The creature was reminiscent of something else that could drain souls. I didn't want to find out the hard way, so, I flew as fast as I could," Skuld recalled.
"When I glanced over my shoulder, I realized that I couldn't outrun it. I then turned around in the air, and cast a spell in desperation. As the spell sped toward the giant ghost bird, I actually heard a woman's voice saying, 'Okay. I have a glowing silver otter attacking me.'
"A split second later, my spell connected with the darkforce entity and I heard the woman's piercing shriek over the resultant explosion. It was as if I combined matter and anti-matter together. The shock wave propelled me away with small shards tearing at my skin and clothes. As I looked upwards toward the night sky, I saw the clouds pushed away in all directions as if God blew away a cloud of mist.
"Then, I stared at the center of the mid-air explosion and saw Raven, her costume in tatters, hover in the briefest of moments that seemed to last for an eternity. Then... I watched her plummet toward the city below, her limbs lifelessly swaying like the limbs of a rag doll."
Skuld looked across the table, "I think I was actually in shock for those few moments."
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Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 9:08 pm
Gossamer was half paying attention to the girl's story at this point. Most...well, all of the names went over her head. She had no idea who the girl was talking about. The only thing that had really managed to keep her attention was all of the magic that went along with her tale. Magic, she could keep interest in.
Blackstone, on the other hand, was loosing interest. To him it just sounded like something that hired help would sit and chat or brag about. Nothing truly tactical or interesting for him. He'd had his fill of witchcraft, so the little spectacle in her story did nothing for him either.
The little bit he heard that came from the lovely woman in green sitting at the bar, however, did catch his ear. Casually, he turned to see just what had upset the woman. All he could make out from where he was seated was that it had something to do with the bartender.
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Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 8:41 am
Goblin yawned. "Well, that certainly was an interesting story," he said brightly, with more than a little emphasis on the last word, "Who's next?"
Meanwhile, the bartender was practically shaking in his boots. "I'm sorry, Miss Isley, I didn't--"
"Miss Isley?"
"... W-what?"
"Did you actually just call me Miss Isley? The only people who can get away with that are Batman, the parole board, and a couple of judges. Tell me... George, right?" she added in a low purr, grabbing him by the tie and pulling him gently toward her,"Do you think you're Batman?"
"No! No! I really--"
"Good, George. That's good. I'm glad we've patched things up." The man's face slackened with relief... then went suddenly tense with surprise as Ivy yanked him toward her by his tie, and into a rather steamy looking kiss.
A second or two later, his eyes rolled back in his head, and Ivy calmly let go of the tie, allowing him to go crashing to the floor behind the bar. Without missing a beat, as though what she'd just done was nothing to get excited over (and really, it wasn't), she shot a rather surprised look at Skuld. "Is she still talking?"
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Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:28 pm
Skuld blinked twice, "Now that is a hard act to follow. Well, anyway.... Robin barely managed to catch Raven, despite my rather explosive exit. .... And now, as Nightwing, he seems to come after me as a man possessed. Later that night, they caught my partner. As I understand it, Nightwing and Raven interrogated him -- after which -- he now screams when the lights are turned off..."
"Nightwing, everytime I saw him kept reminding me of some bizarre cross between Inspector Javert and Captain Ahab... Though, I have no intention of comparing myself to a white whale. Therefore, I always refer to him as Javert. I have other related stories; however, if someone else wants to take over... You may have the stage."
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Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 2:41 pm
Crystal blinked and looked around for a second, the crash of the dead bartender snapping her fully awake again. It had been a long night and she had started to doze off, having already heard most of the Titan's side of the story a long time ago. Although the mention of Shocker's fear of the dark sort of regained her attention. She had never heard of the interrogation, just knew that they had captured him.
Crystal then took another drink from her Kahlua and nodded slightly. "Raven tends to do that when she's pissed off... Doctor Light can contest to that one. Although I must wonder what it was he said to make her react in such a way. She does not do that often and in fact the last time she did that it was getting close to her birthday and Light pissed her off royally." Crystal went back to her drink before smiling a bit.
"So I surmise your story is finished with, my Dear?" Her voice still thick with her Cajun accent.
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Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 2:53 pm
Joker had stopped paying attention to the story when Ivy kissed/killed the bartender. When he hit the ground, Joker exclaimed, "Open bar!" and immediately jumped behind the counter to grab all the rum and whiskey he could find. No one interfered with this, because he was the Joker, and you just didn't DO things like that. He takes offense to that easily. People who offend him have a habit of become dead people. Reappearing by the table just after the story was finished with several bottls of liquor, he sat down again, and whispered into Gossamer's ear, "Any chance we could do that, WITHOUT the death bit?"
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Comic_Book_Joker Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 2:59 pm
Gossamer glanced over at him and grinned. "I suppose there might be a chance..." she purred. "The night's still young."
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Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 3:32 pm
Crystal giggled slightly at the man's actions and shook her head. Even in all of his insanity she still found the Joker's jokes quite funny and found it relieving to be able to laugh at his jokes rather than stifling back the giggles for standing appearance with the other heroes.
Crystal unbuttoned the top four buttons on her shirt and undid her bra as she sighed in relief. She was obviously not concerned with what other people thought of this nor did she really care about anyone seeing her cleavage.
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 9:21 am
Skuld was responding to Crystal's question when the Cajun undid her shirt and bra, "Hmmm... Is that your way of changing the subject or saying that you're 'open for business'?"
Skuld was giving Crystal mischievous smirk, while the mage telekinetically levitated a bottle of vodka from the bar into her hands.
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 1:31 pm
Blackstone was neither impressed or amused. This was not the type of company he was used to being with. The storm he had taken refuge from was apparently over, he could leave at any time really. But...he was waiting to see if the woman at the bar had a story of her own first.
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Posted: Wed May 12, 2010 4:07 pm
Crystal smirked back at Skuld. "Well I do wear a bra that is 2 cup sizes too small so that they don't bounce when I run. But at the moment I can relax and get comphy." She snickered a bit. "Why do you ask my dear? I mean are you implying that you want a little action?"
Crystal changed her position and stretched a bit, her cleavage showing more.
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