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 Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 3:38 pm
You do well, but you think you did WONDERFUL.
I wish I could smell dem sexy bitches.
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Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 4:29 pm
You can, but you can't see anything.
I wish I could speak fluent Chinese.
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Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 5:22 pm
You can, but now it's the only language you can read, speak, or write.
I wish I didn't cry so easily. (DX")
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Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 10:34 pm
Granted, but now you're a violent, angry b****.
I wish my girlfriend lived closer to me. D;
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Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 6:26 am
Granted, but now you get in trouble because she sneaks into your room.
I wish that the week wasn't over so fast!
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Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 2:00 pm
The week is the same length, but you're stuck in it for an eternity, where you must do the same thing over and over again.
I wish there was red rain.
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Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 3:43 pm
Granted, it stings and melts everything insight and only a few people survive.
I wish I had my own music video.
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Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 7:11 pm
It's cheaper than any other animation out there and someone steals it, but they get run over ten minutes later, destroying the tape in the process.
I wish you were a high climber.
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Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 8:09 pm
Granted... you fall down.
It would be cool to use a bow IRL.
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Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 6:14 am
You can use one, you own it and everything... But you are far from skilled.
I wish for 3 gallons of pure water.
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Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 1:42 pm
Granted unfortunately you spill it all and it goes to waste.
I wish I wasn't sick.
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Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 3:18 pm
Granted, now you're dead.
I wish I had a better singing voice.
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Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 8:34 pm
Granted but then you lose your voice entirely.
I wish I had a cookie
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Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 5:38 am
You have one now- but someone bumps into you, and you drop it. Then a car runs it over, and that same car gets into a wreck. All while this is going on, there are shootings, because come to find out, the person in the car was running from the cops as a drug dealer. Needless to say, you aren't getting that particular cookie back.
I wish my body hair was GONE.
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Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 11:05 am
Done but the operation goes wrong and your foot gets surgically removed and attached to your head.
I wish I had the 39,440 something gold I need for my dream Avvie
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