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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 11:45 am

Sorry for the delay everyone! My co-MC for the evening, miss Classica, has vanished. The search party is tracing all over Gaia in hopes to find the lovely red-carpet aficionado.

We should have the last shipment of envelopes here shortly. The moderators have been hard at work agonizing over preparing the next set...

-sounds behind the curtain, the sound of a voice saying "Shiny Nickle!!!!"- Uhhh, hard, hard at work they are (off behind the curtain there is the sound of voices "why that is shiny, let me look!) Uhhh... one moment

-walks behind the curtain shouting is heard. Main Man returns with reddened knuckles-

Ahem. In the meanwhile let me announce a few quick names!

Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 11:54 am

Snap, Crackle and Pop. Great sounds for your cereal, not so great sounds for your computer to make. Sometimes our computers pick up smoking as a habit, other times we are off in a far away land without a stable internet. Our next two nominees have been dear to our hearts, but lack a readily available net/computer.

Our first nominee is a returning Oldie award winner, and very dear to us all. She is skilled with a needle and thread, friendly, and a woman of many talents. Rumor has it that Headhunter and Antonia are fast at work making a home made computer for said nominee. Unfortunately it has no ram, but it does make a brilliant piece of toast.

Congratulations, Nessachan for your 2008 "Friends without computers award. User Image

Our next nominee may not be known to many of you, that's how little he is own. He is friendly, an avid Gaia fisher, and a world traveler. He exemplifies the spirit of the 21+ guild in that he is far from 12, but very young at heart. However, his internet situation has been difficult over the past year.

Congratulations, LacertaRex our 2008 "Friends without internet" Odlie winner. User Image

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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 12:09 pm

Welcome back, I am Main Man Methuselah -pulls up a chair to sit, a very loud farting sound is made. redface redface Main Man stands up and holds up a flattened whoop-E-cushion-

Well now, doesn't that provide an interesting way to announce the next award.

Humor. Our next Oldie winners have unusually large funny bones, and no, that is not... oh that sounds so wrong. I need to stop reading the teleprompter. Without humor our caption contests wouldn't make much sense. Without humor our guild would be like that one math class you used to sleep through. This year our world lost George Carlin, one of the greats of humorous commentary. But our guild goes on with our own home style comics.

Our first winner is a returning Oldie recipient. He is the kind of guy to dress up his avatar like a stripper for a prestigious event such as this one.

Congratulations Super Buick for your 2008 Oldie Award for Hilarity. User Image

Our next winner was nominated by several people (such as Yonsan and Bunny) for his sense of humor. Can we ever forget his Zombie-related commentary during the first caption contest, a picture of one of the Olsen twins?

Congratulations Headhunter for yet another 2008 Oldie award. User Image

Finally, we have someone who has yet to win an Oldie. He doesn't post often, but when he does, great things happen. Want to know what makes this member funny? Check out the questions thread, and see his "I have a burning sensation" question.

Congratulations Iron_Gumbi for your 2008 Oldie award for Humorous Intent. User Image

Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 4:45 pm

Yay thank you I will accept this Oldie award... crying wow I am so old....

I missed a lot of events this month...been very busy and moving; venturing to a different place yay and so not NC this time around; hopefully my decisions going to pay off..wohoo!

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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 5:36 pm

AQuAxXxScORP_62704

Yay thank you I will accept this Oldie award... crying wow I am so old....

I missed a lot of events this month...been very busy and moving; venturing to a different place yay and so not NC this time around; hopefully my decisions going to pay off..wohoo!

Howdy!

You've moved recently too?

Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 6:23 pm

Classica: -returns to the scene escorted by police officers- Oh dear, a girl goes out to dye her skin gold and the entire police squadron panics over a missing person!

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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 6:36 pm

I hope that all of the winners had enjoyed there trophy and congrats to all the winners. I am so happy that my sweetheart won. 3nodding

Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 9:24 pm

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I hope that all of the winners had enjoyed there trophy and congrats to all the winners. I am so happy that my sweetheart won. 3nodding

There's still more to come smile

But hopefully we should be wrapping it up soon.

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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 12:26 am

All the awards have been soo great so far!!! How will it possibly end? Congratz more winners! YAY! biggrin

Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 1:34 am

*is wheeled out onto the stage in a body cast*

thanks for this award. i've never thought i was really all that funny.

*hears creaking sound from overhead and sighs*

this can't be good.

*a rack of stage lights falls on top of him and he feebly holds up his award*

thanks again. hopefully this will end soon. i'm not sure how much more my body can handle.

*blacks out*

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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 9:11 am

Dark-Hearted-Wolf-Forever

I hope that all of the winners had enjoyed there trophy and congrats to all the winners. I am so happy that my sweetheart won. 3nodding

Thanks. There are a few more awards left, so maybe you will get one. But I got one and I wasn't expecting it. Besides, you have me.

Congrats to everyone else that won, so far as well. cheese_whine

Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 9:59 am

jajajaja, loved buick's acceptance speech xd

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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 4:14 pm

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jajajaja, loved buick's acceptance speech xd

Ditto. Nicely done. smile

Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 9:49 pm

*appears on the video screen, appears to be in some sort of laboratory*

Hey there, people of Earth. Looks Like I have another award, huh? Well, I'd like to thank...*loud banging on the door*

What the devil...?

*A robot rolls up* "It's appears your enemies in the Office of Secret Intelligence have finally come for us, master."

*Headhunter strokes nonexistant beard* "Very well then! Back up all essential data, activate the war drones, ready my escape pod and initiate the self destruct sequence!"

*Grabs a ridiculously complicated sci-fi looking gun and arms it before looking back to the audience.*

"Have to cut this one short, people! Thanks for your votes and remember: Support your local supervillains and maladjusted wrongdoers! We make you look better!!"

*Loud explosion*

Voice: "Hold it right there!! That's far enough! You're reign of terror ends here!!!"

Headhunter: "Come on, then! I've got an itchy trigger finger!!" *shots ring out, explosions sound and the feed suddenly gets cut*

*Static, followed by a sustained, high pitched beep and a screen speaking of "Technical Difficulties"*

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Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 2:58 am

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