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 Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 1:00 pm
Ask them. They know why....
Did you lose a tire?
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Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 2:37 pm
Only the batmobile did
So why did Joker play ballet?
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Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 6:15 pm
Because he got kicked outta the chess club...
What has Hellsing done with all the snellaphants?
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Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 8:54 am
She took them to france so she could eat them with salt.
Why is the moon red sometimes?
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Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 1:06 pm
...because every now and then the moon and mars get their 'Freak On' while we arent looking and the moon goes red in the after flush......
When will the world end?
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Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 2:30 pm
When the next Tom Cruise is born.
Why do people like coffee?
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Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 4:47 pm
They ate their taste buds
Do werewolves like belly rubbins?
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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 4:54 am
well, they are dogs...
Do vampires really only come out at night?
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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 12:49 pm
Well, only the true ones. Twilight vampires suck
Do you have estrogen coursing through your veins?
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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 2:42 pm
Is it important that I know?
Is the moon made out of cheese?
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Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 4:08 pm
yes it does haven't you seen all those cartoons
Why am i so lazy?
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Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 5:13 pm
Because I am your father!
Star Wars plz?
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Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 4:55 am
not until you clean your room
Is my laptop secretly a transforming robot?
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Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:55 pm
no its turning into a punishment generator.
Is my cat really just a fluffy dog?
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Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 2:11 pm
Why would I tell you that?
Are there weasels in your shorts?
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