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| Since ...uh...well, about five minutes ago if that counts... |
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 Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:58 am
trombone: my girlfriend broke up with me because she didn't like the long range! xd lawl
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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 12:44 pm
french horns..... u guys don't sound horny enough xd
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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 1:18 pm
I love playing the tuba, guys think i can blow really good!!
rofl
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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 2:19 pm
were horrible.we always call the trombones trom-boners, even if our director is around, and last year at band camp, some easred the "a" in sax, and changed it to an "e". then they were right things like "come naked" around it. mind you,this is the chalk board in the band room,beind our directors desk
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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 2:31 pm
this year,our guard has these HUGE sparky sliver poles, that they take a flag out of, but HALF-WAY THROUGH THE 2nd song.they like to call them their stripper poles, thats actually the first thing they said about them too
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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 5:02 pm
Save a drum...bang a drummer. XD
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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 5:34 pm
Band Nerds . . . Do it on the Field.
It was on a pin that I saw at Championships. =D
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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 11:56 pm
Best running sex joke of all year. And yes, this was deliberate on the charting committee's part. 
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Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 1:39 pm
I play a flute. my freind named him Mike. We were walking one day and she's like "i love him!" she's like "i'm gonna marry him!" and then she's like now teach me how 2 play him" i'm like go to his mouthpeice and blow. we didnt stop laughing 4 a while. everyone thought we had problems
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Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 2:17 pm
Practice safe sax. Wear a neckstrap.
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Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 2:51 pm
Pratice safe sax. Wear a neckstrap.
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Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 4:34 pm
One day i had my bassoon layed across my lap and was spacing out. Then i look up to find my friend sticking her flute in my bell. I was just like "...What are you doing to my bassoon? eek " And then she said "Making an oboe." It was great. Everyone that heard started cracking up including us.
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Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 4:38 pm
Anyone in here that is in guard?
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Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 4:46 pm
I broke my g-string while fingering a minor in the third position.
My personal fav!
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Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 4:49 pm
adarksagea "I remember this one time at band camp..." complete the quote yourself. domokun This one time at band camp I was just sitting around (on water break, FYI I am in guard) and all of a sudden my guard instructor was like anyone want any balws? And everyone in guard was like WHAT?! And we all took a sip of this amazing energy drink :3 It was great! GUARD! <3
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