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Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 2:39 pm
RE2 when Ada falls to what seems to be her death.
Leon: Aaaaaddaaaaaaa! *Looks at the G Virus* So this is what everyone has been dying for? Must taste great! *Opens and drinks*
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Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 8:09 pm
Andrewlus Resident Evil 1 when they first enter the mansion Chris: All right gang we got a groovy mistury on are hands, lets split up and look for clues Jill: Like zunks a zombie Chris: Its not a zombie its wesker in a mask Wesker: I would of gotten away with it if it wasn't for you medalling Stars members Well it's either that or... Chris: Let's see who Wesker really is! *rips his face off* Jill: Oh, it's just a zombie. Wesker: Oh god! My face!!! What the hell is wrong with you, you crazy a*****e!!
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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 1:58 pm
Ada to Leon: Here, It's Empty
(Throws Leon Rocket Launcher)
Ada to Leon: Watch out for his claws!Oh, and by the way, you only have two minutes left before this place goes atomic!love you!
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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 2:10 pm
(Brad's getting killed by nemesis)
Jill: Bye brad, that's one huge mo-fo!ooh, u still got the key for the photography room locker, I mite need to change outta my blood soaked clothes later!thanks!
Or!
Jill: Take a green herb for that headache Brad, you'll be fine!
Sherry: Claire are you eating cannabis leaves? Claire: No you little brat, there herbs that make me feel better! Sherry: Yeah, wotever, dad used to say stuff like that when he stuck those syringes of green liquid in his arm!
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:21 am
Tyrant: I love you Nemesis. Nemesis: Last time I did that I lost an eye. Sherry Birkin: Leon don't touch me there. Hunk: Why won't they kill me.
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 7:10 am
Merchant...here stranga everythings on the house
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 7:50 am
*scene were krauser second fight is*
Krauser:so ur all hooked up now is that it
Leon:OMFG KRAUSER UR FACE IS BLEEDING WTF HAPPENED
Krauser:ashleys beyond that gate but ull need 3 insignias to open it.
Leon:KRAUSER DONT U FEEL THE PAIN UR FACE IS BLEEDING
Krauser:ITS A TATOO U MORON*shoots with tmp*
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:34 am
Ack!!! My one weakness! Chatspeak! *dies*
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:43 am
Oh my god you killed Biohazard eek
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:24 pm
*scene were luis dies*
Leon:OH MY GOD U KILLED LUIS
*ada appears from behind the pole*
Ada:YOU BASTERD!
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Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 6:39 pm
*scenewen sadler is about to die*
Ada:USE THIS!*throws jar of dirt*
Leon:*catches*its dirt.....
Ada:if u dont want it give it back.
Leon:NO*cuddles it*
Leon:HEY SADDLER LOOK AT THIS.
*sadler looks*
Leon:IVE GOT A JAR OF DIRT!IVE GOT A JAR OF DIRT!IVE GOT A JAR OF DIRT AND GUESS WATS INSIDE IT!!*trips and jar breaks* WTF HOW CAN A ROCKET LAUNCHER FIT IN THAT!!
Ada:LEON USE IT TO KILL HIM
Leon:IT BROKE MY JAR OF DIRT crying crying crying crying crying
Ada:USE IT TO KILL SADDLER
Leon:STUPID ROCKET LAUNCHER WHY DID U HAVE TO BREAK IT IT WAS MY SOUL MATE!!
Ada:LEON USE IT TO KILL SADDLER
Leon:STUPID ROCKET LAUNCHER!!*throws in ocean*UR MEAN I NEVER WANNA USE A WEOPEN AGIAN!!iN FACT GUNS ARE GAY!!! I DONT WANNA USE GUNS ANY MORE!!!MAKE LOVE NOT WAR!!
Ada:OMG ITS ONLY BEEN A DAY AND HES BECOME A HIPPIE!!!
Leon:LETS BE FRIENDS *walks toward saddler*
Ada:huh maybe this is good
Saddler:*backs away*ugh uh um
Leon:LETS MAKE LOVE NOT WAR
Saddler:AHHHHHHHHHHHHH *jumps off cliff*
Ada:wow u killed him
Leon:*takes sample*
Ada:*points gun at him*hand it over
Leon:*hands it over*Destroy it for the love of the world
Ada:*runs off*I CANT STAND HIM!!!
Leon:WAIT MY SISTER
Ada:*while running off cliff*BUH-BYE IM GONNA COMIT SUICIDE*jumps off but lands on plane*STUPID PLANE I THOUGHT IT WOULD WORK!!DAMN YOU WESKER U FOILED MY PLANS TO COMMIT SUICIDE AGIAN!!DAMN U WESKER DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 7:30 am
*re4 wen leon finds saddler in the island*
Leon:CMON NOW SADDLER CMON ITS U AND ME MOTHA ******** WERE HAVING IT OUT
Saddler:MIND POKE!!11!!!!1!*raises hand*
Leon:*falls on ground*WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 11:47 am
i agree with the boss...this chatspeak is killing me
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Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 5:43 pm
Would it hurt to put two extra letters in front of the 'u', cut down on the Caps Lock and avoid putting so many exclamation marks?
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Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 7:28 pm
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