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 Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 3:08 pm
(sorry if this is terrible I'm making this up on the spot)
595: never replace chuck norris's name with "the doctor" on chuck norris's jokes.
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Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:53 pm
596: Never ask the doctor thus:
If reversing the ghost shift pulled anything that had travelled through the void such as the daleks and cybermen, why wasn't the Tardis pulled in, had it not travelled through the void?
597: Never question the brainy specs. Never.
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Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 6:08 pm
Walk around naked... I would totally do that in the tardis.
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Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 10:28 pm
599: Never play the with the Doctors hand, even if it is in a jar
600: Never ask the Doctor if he's seen a robot with it's arms flailing wildly screaming "Warning, Warning. " Because you know the answer will be "I saw one in an episode of lost in space..."
601: Never when you go to the year 300 step out of the TARDIS and scream "THIS IS SPARTA" even when you are in Sparta.
602: Don't spend ages on the phone, intergalactic use cost heaps!
603: Do not write on the phycic paper. Even if it is pencil and you rub it out after, it still leaves a mark. Do you want the Doctor to be standing there with the phycic paper going "I'm the saftey inspecter from DISTAR inspections" and getting a reply saying "Is that you're shopping list on your id?"
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Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 12:04 pm
603? alrerady? wow this is awesome hmmmmm... let me think whee 604: Don't tell the doctor they don't use the red and blue 3D glasses in 3D movies any more. (  )
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Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 8:23 pm
605: Do not take a video of the Doctor's closet and send it to your friends labeled "And this is a guys closet? I deserve a closet that big"
606: (a bit of continuation on number 559) Do not go on about twilight, he'll only say that Bella probibly stayed with Edward a bit longer than she would have because she's probibly addicted to the smell of lilac.
607: Do not attempt to convince the Doctor that Twilight is better than Harry Potter. He'll just say "But Harry saves the world. Does your Edward Cullen do that?"
608: Do not attempt to convince the Doctor that Twilight is real. He'll just say "I'll show you it isn't"
609: Do not try and play out Twilight with Jellybabies. Just DONT!
610: Do not attempt to go back in time and convince Stephenie Meyer to put your name instead of Bella's. Unless your name is Bella and it was supose to happen.
611: Do not try and eat the leftover Jellybabies around the TARDIS. The Doctor will never forgive you for eating his stash and will send you to a time you will never find your way back from.
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Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 10:07 am
TaShoelace 605: Do not take a video of the Doctor's closet and send it to your friends labeled "And this is a guys closet? I deserve a closet that big" 606: (a bit of continuation on number 559) Do not go on about twilight, he'll only say that Bella probibly stayed with Edward a bit longer than she would have because she's probibly addicted to the smell of lilac. 607: Do not attempt to convince the Doctor that Twilight is better than Harry Potter. He'll just say "But Harry saves the world. Does your Edward Cullen do that?" 608: Do not attempt to convince the Doctor that Twilight is real. He'll just say "I'll show you it isn't" 609: Do not try and play out Twilight with Jellybabies. Just DONT! 610: Do not attempt to go back in time and convince Stephenie Meyer to put your name instead of Bella's. Unless your name is Bella and it was supose to happen. 611: Do not try and eat the leftover Jellybabies around the TARDIS. The Doctor will never forgive you for eating his stash and will send you to a time you will never find your way back from. hmmmm... a twilight fan maybe?
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Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 11:41 am
612: Never insist that the best way for the Doctor and the Daleks to get along is to have a sleepover, including Jack
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Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 11:45 am
613:Never insist on doing the Time Warp while time traveling. It could have some dire consequences.
614:Never ask to see certain events in your religious/ethnic history. You could end up seeing something you don't want to.
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Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 4:05 pm
614: Never ask to travel to Uranus to find out what it smells like, or if they ever put a base on Uranus, because that ain't funny.
615: Do not attempt to fiddle with the controls exept in an emergency.
616: 'You don't even know how to fly this thing, I might fly it better' is not an emergency.
617: 'I've got an overdue library book' is not an emergency.
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Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 4:10 pm
Fantasy_of_the_Mind TaShoelace 605: Do not take a video of the Doctor's closet and send it to your friends labeled "And this is a guys closet? I deserve a closet that big" 606: (a bit of continuation on number 559) Do not go on about twilight, he'll only say that Bella probibly stayed with Edward a bit longer than she would have because she's probibly addicted to the smell of lilac. 607: Do not attempt to convince the Doctor that Twilight is better than Harry Potter. He'll just say "But Harry saves the world. Does your Edward Cullen do that?" 608: Do not attempt to convince the Doctor that Twilight is real. He'll just say "I'll show you it isn't" 609: Do not try and play out Twilight with Jellybabies. Just DONT! 610: Do not attempt to go back in time and convince Stephenie Meyer to put your name instead of Bella's. Unless your name is Bella and it was supose to happen. 611: Do not try and eat the leftover Jellybabies around the TARDIS. The Doctor will never forgive you for eating his stash and will send you to a time you will never find your way back from. hmmmm... a twilight fan maybe? Exact oppisite! Anti-Twilight fan! Which leads to my next rules. 618: Do not insist that Edward is better than the Doctor, the Doctor has been kicking his butt since 1967 619: Do not insist that Jacob is better than the Doctor, the Doctor has been kicking his butt since 1879
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Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 4:15 pm
620// I must not proclaim "I must URINATE!!" in a dalek voice every time I need to visit the lou.
621//I must not refer to the Dalek's as 'trashcan nazis'
622// I must never open the TARDIS while in deep space
623// I must never grab hold of the TARDIS as it is about to make a journey.
624// I must never imply that the relationship between the Doctor and the Master is anything more than arch enemies.
625// I must never tell the Doctor of my secret Dalek fetish
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Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 4:33 pm
626// I must never imply that the Daleks are the source of japanese tentacle porn
627// I must never imply that Captain Jack does anything with the Doctor's severed hand other than carrying it around.
628// I must never EVER force the Doctor to become human, fall in love, and then turn back into a Time Lord....ever.
629// I must never refer to Martha Jones as 'the rebound girl'
630// I must never imply that the Arachnos is a rip-off of a Drider from Dungeons and Dragons
630// I must not ask why the Doctor's shoes are a different color in every episode.
631// I must never imply that the Doctor looked like a house-elf while kept in a cage by the Master.
632// I must not proclaim "Hee!" every time the Doctor appears excited.
633// I must not imply that the Doctor and Jack are anything more than just friends. (especially if Ianto is around)
634// I must not say that when the Cybermen and Daleks faced off at Canary Warf it was a battle between a bunch of kettles and pots.
635// I must not say that Jack's time-agent wrist device is a better time-traveling device than the TARDIS because that's just not true.
636// I must not ask the Doctor if the TARDIS is the ferrari of time traveling.
637// I must not ask the Doctor if I can use the wardrobe room to play dress up.
638// I must not ask the Doctor if he is the father of the Face of Boe's child.
639// I must not ask the Doctor if he will make-out with Captain Jack for ten pounds....even if it would be sexy.
640// I must not ask the Doctor if he regains his virginity every time he regenerates.
641// I must not say to the Doctor ' Hey baby wanna make a baby?" just to see his reaction.
642// I must not ask the Doctor what happened to his children.
643// I must not ask the Doctor if his children are ALSO Time Lords.
644//I must never tell the Doctor that the Daleks really don't look that threatening.
645// I must never tell the Doctor that the Daleks are really pretty amusing.
646// I must never ask the Doctor if Hitler was a Dalek.
647// I must never ask the Doctor if Hitler was a Cyberman.
648// I must never ever ask the Doctor what happened to The Family of Blood.
649// I must never ask if the Queen of England is really a werewolf.
650// I must never ask the Doctor if he is prejudiced against facts.
651// I must never kill Jack...because I can't.
652// I must never say that the Daleks are really just hysterical cultist octopi that need a little lovin'.
653// I must not say that Daleks are cute.
654// I must not wiggle my fingers and say "Tentacle rape." every time the Dalek's true forms are revealed/mentioned.
655// I must never ask what happened to Dalek Sec.
656// I must never ask the Doctor if he's had a threesome with Jack and Ianto.
657// I must never ask the Doctor to read the list of things not to do in the TARDIS.
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Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 10:57 am
658 Never insist that the Human Doctor and Rose are making babies, because it would hurt the Doctor too much
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Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 1:53 pm
659. Never ask who would win in a fight Borg or Cybermen
660. Don't ask the Doctor if a Time Lord was ever esimulated into the collective of Borg.
((Guess what my fancy is right now XD))
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