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 Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 10:52 am
Granted, but Euphonia-Dementia Escort Services fails a month after you start from lack of interest.
I wish I could find my purple highlighter.
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 3:02 pm
Granted! But it is the only utensil you can write with from now on!!
I wish the bridesmaids dress my sister is putting me in for her wedding wasn't so ugly on me.
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 3:18 pm
Kujujuwa Granted! But it is the only utensil you can write with from now on!! I wish the bridesmaids dress my sister is putting me in for her wedding wasn't so ugly on me. Granted! All bridesmaids dresses are hideous, those are the rules, it makes the bride look better by comparison. However, it will look 25 times worse on anyone else who wears it, so you will look much better by comparison. 3nodding I wish my purple highlighter had ink in it! scream
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 3:30 pm
Granted! Your purple highlighter now has orange ink in it!!
I wish I can find a better job...
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 10:15 pm
granted you find a better job only to find out your old job turned into your dream job
I wish someone would kiss me right now!
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 11:09 pm
Granted....that person is Lamb.
I wish I could find my debit and credit card.
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Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 12:35 am
i hope it was a good one!
Granted you find your card....maxed out
I wish i didnt snore when i slept.
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Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 8:31 pm
Granted... but now you pee when you sleep - unstoppably.
I wish I could sing.
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 3:04 am
Granted! But you can only sing in the Pring'chee dialect of the Planet Flurn - a range of sounds outside that of Human hearing.
I wish my neighbor with the glasspack on his exhaust who comes home at 3:43AM doing burn-outs and donuts up the street would be arrested, set on fire, and/or otherwise shut up. (destroying his car is also okay)
And Joe already pees in his sleep perpetually. We got tired of the diapers and fit him with a makeshift catheter made of chewing gum and silly straws.
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 8:35 am
Granted but then three more of them show up.
I wish I had a job.
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 10:30 pm
Granted! But it is in an artificial insemination facility for livestock and you're on sample collection duty in the pig section.
I wish there was a way for me to earn 360k a year with my current skills.
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 11:56 pm
granted but its a job thats heavily taxed and your take home pay for the year is 120 dollars....
i wish we could put clocks an hour back AGAIN in the spring time >.<
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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 4:07 pm
Granted, but now you are sorely confused and never can tell what the time of day is ever again.
I wish the world bowed down to me.
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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 5:10 pm
Granted! But you quickly get tired of the moaning from my bashing everyone's kneecaps in with an 8 pound sledge to get them to bow down and stay bowed. xd
I wish I could find someone to fill the remainder of the void in my heart.
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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 9:00 pm
Ever my faithful. xd
Granted, but they stick out of your chest and you constantly get tired of them being there and in your face.
I wish I could have been able to see the Beatles live in concert despite me being too young to have done so.
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