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 Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:27 pm
*Picks Nicohamster up by the scruff of her neck in her teeth like a kitten and hops back up to the bartop, setting her tiny charge down gingerly.*
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Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:28 pm
Lucifer Morningstar l-lellboy *was coming in through the door when he got transmogrified into a bright red hamster in a tiny trench coat*
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*his stone fist is the exact same size* gonk HOLY SQUEAK! crying ....oops. Sorry son, you hand would apparently require far more complex enchantments. *summons tiny wheely cart for Hellhamster*
*experimentally flexes his stone fingers, then uses them (now that they have tiny wheels) to drag himself over by the martinis and sunflowers*
*sigh* stare *crams his cheeks full*
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Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:28 pm
*Sips a tiny sunflower martini.*
cool
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Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:29 pm
There's no reason not to have martinis.
*shrinks himself down in size and sips a sunflower martini*
Very nice, slightly salty.
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Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:31 pm
What's chris's problem? We have seeds and wheels!
*hops in a wheel and starts running*
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Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:33 pm
His problem is that he's not part of the in crowd right now. I should have snapped him into a wheel but I wasn't expecting him to enter.
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Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:33 pm
Lucifer Morningstar Trickster Loki Laufeyson *Shifts into a cat with garish golden horns.*
It bodes poorly for things to come if the Morningstar is so besotted with such petty parlor games. *sticks Loki back into HamterLoki and puts her in a wheel* There are rules in this establishment madame, mainly that all rules are mine. You may be snarky if you wish but you will also be small and furry.
Do not tempt my wrath, Morningstar. I am not one of the pawns of your silent God to shuffle about a chess board.
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Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:33 pm
or a huge Powell-sized hamster ball
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Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:36 pm
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Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:37 pm
Trickster Loki Laufeyson Lucifer Morningstar Trickster Loki Laufeyson *Shifts into a cat with garish golden horns.*
It bodes poorly for things to come if the Morningstar is so besotted with such petty parlor games. *sticks Loki back into HamterLoki and puts her in a wheel* There are rules in this establishment madame, mainly that all rules are mine. You may be snarky if you wish but you will also be small and furry.
Do not tempt my wrath, Morningstar. I am not one of the pawns of your silent God to shuffle about a chess board. *returns to his full size and puts Lokihamster back into her wheel* The last time I saw you, it was only my goodwill that helped you evade Wodin's snake. You'd do well to remember that from my perspective, you're all pawns. Small, furry, adorable pawns. *squishes Loki's hamsterfat*
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Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:39 pm
Ms Clarice Ferguson or a huge Powell-sized hamster ball Now there is an idea. You, my dear, have potential. Is there anything more I can get for you? Peanuts, pumpkin seeds, a little cabana hamster stud to fan you?
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Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:40 pm
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Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:40 pm
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Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:42 pm
All are free to leave. The hamster spell doesn't lock the doors, and only effects those within bounds of the bar.
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Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:43 pm
*Walks in to order his Coke Zero*
eek
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