|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 8:59 pm
"I'm sure there's somethin' or other in the fridge." Ruby smiled, and motioned her to the elevator. As Artemis passed in front, Ruby sighed in relief, at least she had the better butt.
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 9:02 pm
(LOL! You're just saying that because she's in tight jeans...)
Artemis passed by Ruby and muttered "What a flabby butt..." She stepped into the elevator, and waited for Ruby.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 9:05 pm
(....it's an acknowledged fact that Ruby has the best butt in Haven *raspberry*)
Ruby smiled sweetly and pushed the button on the elevator. That's not her real haircolor....wannabe redhead b***h "So where are you from Artie? I can call you Artie right, good." She didn't wait for an answer on the name, just smiled all friendly like.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 9:09 pm
Artemis smiled at Ruby. "Artie? Sounds good!" b***h! Don't call me that! "I'm from the northwest. What floor is the kitchen on Rub? Mind if I call you that?"
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 9:15 pm
Ruby grinned, and pushed the number "Northwest, I should have known by your accent...it must have been hard growin' up there, I heard they let their girls run wild without any proper upbringin at all. Sad how the world works these days." Rub?! You whore.....stupid Yankee whore.....and you talk like John wayne...b***h.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 9:19 pm
Artemis shrugged and then smiled. "Some of them. You're from the South, right? I hear that you're all really nice down there." She's probably shown LOTS of guys the 'Southern Hospitality.' Damn skank. Look at those clothes.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Rugged Sauce Vice Captain
|
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 9:22 pm
((I feel I must interupt this to simply say " xd xd xd "))
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 9:23 pm
"Southern born raised," Ruby nodded and walked out the elevator. "Now I'll give you a bit of a warnin', the boys may be a bit friendly here...and you may think their interested in somethin'...but you have to understand, they're all gay." That's right, b***h, stay away from my men. "I just thought I should let you know, 'fore you got yerself into an awkward situation."
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 9:31 pm
Artemis nodded, and followed out the elevator. "Ah...I see. Thanks for the tip." Ha! Yeah right. If they were gay, that would be because you turned them gay. Skank.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 9:37 pm
"Anytime, hon," Ruby smiled, she pointed to the kitchen, "we got some canned beans in the cupboard, good source of protein and fiber, if you need to go on a diet." Ruby kinda raised an eyebrow at Artemis' midsection. "And when you're done in here I can show you to your room. We're out of dorms, but we can find a place for you in the garage, we got a good sized storage closet."
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 9:41 pm
Artemis nodded. "That sounds good! I'll be fine on the couch. By the way, what diet are you using?" She cocked her head to one side with a ditzy smile. If either of us needs a diet, that would be you. God I hope I don't have to save your life.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 9:47 pm
"I mostly keep active, I'd rather have a healthy well-rounded body, than be a bulimic sallow-faced girl, with no color, and a dependance on society's position on physical beauty to describe her ideal look." She smiled, "what's the world comin' to, no?" I'm going to kill you in your sleep you horsefaced slut. "Are you sure you want the couch? That's the usual homebase for the boys' gay lovefest."
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 9:51 pm
"Yes, that is a good way to stay healthy." Are you calling me bulimic? Watch it whore, I'll puke on you and show you bulimic. "And I'll be fine there. I'm sure they could find another place." What, do you send them out to the couch when they've served their purpose at night?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 9:58 pm
"Anything else I can help you with?" Like help you die? Ruby sat up on the counter, swinging her legs. "I think you'll probably like it here." I'm going to make your stay miserable.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 10:02 pm
Artemis looked around. "Umm...I don't know actually." You could go kill yourself. Then I wouldn't have to save you... She smiled and then nodded. "Yeah, I think I will." I'm going to screw your life up so badly...
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Reply
