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PostPosted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 6:33 am


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 11:41 am


so with my last game being fought to a draw I feel I could have done better with a different reserve deployment.

Once I saw their entire deployment of their troops I dropped my entire army on one half of the feild and cleared out everything that lived on it. But had i sent 2 or 3 squads to the other side of the feild I might have been able to do more damage forcing their deployment and sqeezing them in the center until they were finished

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 11:49 pm


Ah fignuts, better luck next time master-commander, one day you will become a Guard guru and then, they will fear you.
PostPosted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 7:34 am


I still fought them to a Draw. Those terminators completely forgot about the power of my "Short Kantreel Pattern 19 Megathule Miracles :1". And the fact that I have a Heavy Bolter in nearly every squad helped alot to. I may add a missle launcher if I can because I have 2 men to build tonight.

The Tourney is tomorrow and I beleive this list has great potenial











1: Stolen from Brookman

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 2:30 pm


And know you know, lasguns will kill anything in the game, so screw the lot for saying otherwise.
PostPosted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 8:18 am


ok well heres boil down

Game 1: Necrons, Loss Mission: (Dont Remember) the mission really played into this guys favor by severly restricting my deployment.

Game 2: Night Lords, Loss Mission: Esacalting Scouting Engagment. Not sure lack of trying but I could hit nothing. And when i thought I had his bikers finished with my HQ I failed a moral test. Commisar Exectued the officer and we kept going but losing those 3 powerfist attacks hurt big

Game 3: Imperial Guard, Minor Victory Mission: Archeotech
This is where my drop troops paid off big. Dropping them onto and seizing the objective won me the mission. The board was dominated by a large terrain feature with after me finding the object on my side forced him to have to slog across and around the rock. Everytime a unit would make it over I would be hit by exterminators. Another big thing is the first turn I killed 12 Guardsmen with 1 shot, a buetiful hit.

Game 4: Orks, Loss Mission: Sugar Rush
again I just couldnt kill enough

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 8:36 am


Meh.. Flashlights.
PostPosted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 9:25 am


FLASHLIGHTS OF DHOOM!

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 9:38 am


Maxton
Meh.. Flashlights.


Could you fecking feckers for once be more original with naming lasguns. I swear the next fecker to say flashlight will be sent to Oz. What next? Card board armour? Bad stats? Be fecking original for once.
PostPosted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 9:47 am


so brookman Ive been try to convince my local gamers that since they think guard suck so much they should have sustained assualt.

they were staunchly against this

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 9:57 am


Lt. Brookman
Maxton
Meh.. Flashlights.


Could you fecking feckers for once be more original with naming lasguns. I swear the next fecker to say flashlight will be sent to Oz. What next? Card board armour? Bad stats? Be fecking original for once.



The Imperial Guard are like the Harlem Globetrotters.

They're good when used properly, take a lot of skill, and you'd feel cheated without the gimmiks.

The Guard have their flashlights, and the Globetrotters have their confetti/water gig. It's not a Globetrotter's game without it. Just like it's not a Guard insult without it.
:'D


-Mykal
PostPosted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 10:05 am


Yes well, I am getting sick and tired of these fecking "jokes", they've been around for years. Maybe I'm past the juvinile jokes that I no longer find them funny, but it's getting really old, really fast. Last time I made a crack at marines I got an angry PM. Hell, I'll post it down below, it's good.

And Mat, we do not need sustained assault, that's something for the Tyranids lowly critters alone. Or unless mission parameters allow for such a thing.

I've edited out the name, the rest is original. This was also featured over at D-Mail.

Lt. Brookman
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Lt. Brookman
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Lt. Brookman


You are pathetic. If you take it this personal, then I mourn for your life as an adult.


let me explain somthing u are probly a 8 year old nerd who trys to act smart by using insults he heard from his older brother but in life he is a a** wipe loser who cant ever get the girl even if she looks like his a**


Gee, I am a nerd, no denying that. You got me there red handed, but to call me an eight year old, ouch. Since when do we shift this into girls. Unless you read my journal, which I doubt. Are you by any chance a fortune teller or one in long lines of such a family? If so, could you tell me if my rosey red cheeks will ever stop being so red?
mybe cause in ur journal ur a ******** lier and well ur ceeks will disapear when u find some dignity and learn to respect people and top being a retard which is nearly impossible


Yes, what I write in my journals can't be vouched for over the internet, as the 21st century is moving so fast, that today is yesterday in twenty-four hours and that tomorrow will be today soon. My dignity? Can't say about that, it's almost like the time that my dog had flatulance and made me give it disapproving stares while shaking my head.

P.S.

Your messages are getting more and more cryptic, have you by any chance worked at the secret service, writing coded messages?


This is the level of idiot I hate the most, but sadly, it's the majority around these parts.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 10:09 am



LOL WHAT A WANKER



Anyone who defends marines, who are possibly the cheesiest beard out there, has no right to criticise.


-Mykal
PostPosted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 11:27 am


no no brookman I was just saying that as a retort. "If they suck so bad, then let me have sustained assualt" which resulted in all kinds of no's and silence about guard the rest of the tourney.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 11:37 am


Damnation, the first bit of the quote isn't included. It's supposed to start out like this, then the rest of the story.

Idiot: j00 shall die for insulting the space marines* charges with chain sword*

Me: I beg your pardon?


Idiot: u said in the winter assault post that u would enjoy killing space marines

As I said in the previous post, this is the level of idiot I hate the most, but sadly, it's the majority around these parts.
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